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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



Now that there are some Jimmy Butler trade rumors, please join me in outlining all of the potentially disastrous trades that the Bulls' front office will do to waste their best player in a generation. As a reference, please remember that they just traded an NBA starter, a useful bench player, and a second round pick for a G-League player. Let's get rolling:

1. Bulls trade Butler for Jahlil Okafor and the Sixers' 2018 pick.
2. Bulls trade Butler for Jahlil Okafor and Jae Crowder, throw in second-round pick
3. Bulls trade Butler to reaquire Doug McDermott, build statue to McDermott outside United Center
4. Bulls trade Butler for package of picks and the rights to Emeka Okafor
5. Bulls trade Butler for an older, shittier Dwyane Wade, somehow
6. Bulls trade Butler for Marcus Smart and an old chart showing how to play defense under Thibs that someone found in an old binder
7. Bulls trade Butler for suite of picks, draft the entire starting lineup of the Iowa State Cyclones
8. Bulls trade Butler for a bunch of lovely dudes, invite Bryon Russell to the United Center to be laughed at during halftime of the Bulls getting blown out by the Nets.


These loving maniacs. These desperate, coach-strangling dimbulbs.

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all-Rush mixtape
Sep 14, 2011

Because no one man should hold all that power.

Who the hell is Garpax Swindle?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Tiny Blessings


Butler to his hometown team for basically free TIA

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://twitter.com/ESPNSteinLine/s...907779981590528

IT BEGINS AGAIN, THEY ARE GOING TO gently caress THIS UP SO BAD, RUNNING BACK THE THREE ALPHAS IS LITERALLY THE LEAST AMOUNT OF DAMAGE THEY CAN DO

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

R.D. Mangles posted:

https://twitter.com/ESPNSteinLine/s...907779981590528

IT BEGINS AGAIN, THEY ARE GOING TO gently caress THIS UP SO BAD, RUNNING BACK THE THREE ALPHAS IS LITERALLY THE LEAST AMOUNT OF DAMAGE THEY CAN DO

That was uh before their GM was basically fired, things may or may not have changed

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Jimmy Butler is getting traded for a pack of franks

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Cool Buff Man posted:

That was uh before their GM was basically fired, things may or may not have changed

what hasn't changed: the stupidity or venality of this front office

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

R.D. Mangles posted:

what hasn't changed: the stupidity or venality of this front office

One of them looks like John Cusack's death mask so that's kind of cool, though

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Cool Buff Man posted:

One of them looks like John Cusack's death mask so that's kind of cool, though

gar forman looks like what happens when you put on the they live glasses

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Did someone say Gar Foreman Looks Like

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012



The bulls survive another day

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012



Cool Buff Man posted:

That was uh before their GM was basically fired, things may or may not have changed

Yeah no one know what the gently caress the cavs are doing right now. Lebron could be going to LA now because our owner is a crook and a douche bag.

All i know is I want Dan Gilbert to sell the team now.

e: You guys have to worry about Boston or LA maybe? I don't know. Don't lose sleep over the Cavs.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


I FUCKIN KNEW IT

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

R.D. Mangles posted:

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

hahaha

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Bring back Carter Williams and run out an opening day lineup of

Grant
Payne
Rondo
Dunn
MCW

And then strap GarPax to a rocket fired directly at the arena

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Zach Lavine is the foundation of the Bulls revolutionary new strategy: Making all their point guards' off-line threes look like alley oop attempts instead

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


YOU DON'T JUST GET PLAYERS AS GOOD AS JIMMY BUTLER

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Just remembered something

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the bulls are the worst-run organization in the NBA

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


jimmy

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Zogo
Jul 29, 2003



Ruminations on being a Bulls fan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPPGMNOLaMw

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