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i think it's crazy that these university nutjobs try to tell me that global warming is dangerous and that i need to pollute less, when even with their millions of funding dollars, they still don't know what happens to the sun every night, or how it gets back to the other side of the sky |
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Time between sunset and sunrise: roughly 11 hours Width of the earth: 7,917 miles speed the sun would have to travel to get back to the other side of the sky each night: 719 miles per hour lol get real scientists ---------------- |
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Jun 18, 2017 02:19
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they say god isn't really but where does gravity come from?? p. sure it comes from god's butt
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Well, the Earth is flat like a duscus or a plate and the Sun revolves around it or us. So the sun just falls behind the plate or beneath like a curtain falling in an opera so to speak. The Sun is then occulted by the plate from the viewers perspective making it appear to vanish. There is a flat earth society page .... somewhere. |
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Jun 18, 2017 02:29
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El Puerco posted:Well, the Earth is flat like a duscus or a plate and the Sun revolves around it or us. So the sun just falls behind the plate or beneath like a curtain falling in an opera so to speak. The Sun is then occulted by the plate from the viewers perspective making it appear to vanish. There is a flat earth society page .... somewhere. read the post I made before. for that to work the sun would have to travel 700+ miles per hour. that's simply not possible. cars can't even go that fast ---------------- |
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Jun 18, 2017 02:31
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El Puerco posted:Well, the Earth is flat like a duscus or a plate and the Sun revolves around it or us. So the sun just falls behind the plate or beneath like a curtain falling in an opera so to speak. The Sun is then occulted by the plate from the viewers perspective making it appear to vanish. There is a flat earth society page .... somewhere. This also explains why the ground is warmer at night than it is in the day. It's science, people!
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Jun 18, 2017 02:36
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quote:The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace hmm, wait quote:Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees well almost, but quote:Yo ho it's hot, the sun is not a place where we could live love it, close enough!
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Jun 18, 2017 03:21
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Scientology is the only science that really gets me but yeah, imagine the sun hauling rear end through the universe like an teen out for a joyride in their parent's sports-wagon. What a bunch of baloney. science = 
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Jun 18, 2017 03:48
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Sensual Simian posted:Scientology is the only science that really gets me but yeah, imagine the sun hauling rear end through the universe like an teen out for a joyride in their parent's sports-wagon. What a bunch of baloney. sorry sir but we're both standing on a rock that's hurtling itself through space at terrifying speeds. yes, that earth
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Jun 18, 2017 03:51
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ive got it down here in Australia. ill keep an eye on it and make sure it doesn't go anywheee |
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Jun 18, 2017 03:57
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little munchkin posted:i think it's crazy that these university nutjobs try to tell me that global warming is dangerous and that i need to pollute less, when even with their millions of funding dollars, they still don't know what happens to the sun every night, or how it gets back to the other side of the sky  oh right, sure, the sunit's not like there could be, say, a succession of identical but totally distinct suns racing across our skies wake up, sheeple! 
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Jun 18, 2017 04:00
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Manifisto posted:
After all, the turtles have to eat something.
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Jun 18, 2017 04:02
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Robot Made of Meat posted:After all, the turtles have to eat something. yes, but the things they stand on must eat as well, right??
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They Might Be posted:yes, but the things they stand on must eat as well, right?? Ummm Yeah! I said that!
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Ummm Yeah! I said that! hmm, so i'm not sure how far down you're suggesting these turtles go, but i'm glad they're all cared for
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQaF4YXCXsc I can't think of anything funny or original so here have this
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https://youtu.be/1pFOctJqhZw
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Jun 18, 2017 04:42
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more importantly: who/what is the moon? WHAT DOES IT WANT |
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Jun 18, 2017 04:47
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I watched a documentary on the sun one time and it turns out there's a baby in there! |
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Jun 18, 2017 05:22
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Manifisto posted:
Agreed, however, only if there is no perception of said "suns" otherwise the superposition collapses and there is only one Sun. |
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Jun 18, 2017 05:25
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Slugnoid posted:ive got it down here in Australia. ill keep an eye on it and make sure it doesn't go anywheee make sure you tuck it in at night, read it a story or two. ---------------- |
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Jun 18, 2017 09:49
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| Until Science can explain Twin Peaks to me, gently caress off with that poo poo | |
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Jun 18, 2017 13:50
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The sun is going out, ok? That's where it's going. Why does the sun have to always give an explanation for it's whereabouts? Maybe it just wants to go out with it's friends and talk about it's day, vent a little steam after burning up all day long so YOU could have yourself a DAY. You never think about that though, do you?
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Jun 18, 2017 14:06
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It probably just goes to bed? Give it a rest okay?
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scientist: the earths core is so hot that it actually melts rock into molten lava, and these pockest of lava can have pressure put on them by tectonic plates shifting, that's what causes volcanos to erupt. I'm not sure where you got the idea that volcanos are made by angry wizards, since there's no evidence that wizards actually exist me: 
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Twenty Four posted:It probably just goes to bed? Give it a rest okay? it definitely sets because it's tired from shining so bright all day, and needs to sleep, but how does it get back to the other side of the sky? there's simply no plausible scientific explanation for it. the idea that the sun can travel that far while sleeping is absurd ---------------- |
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Jun 18, 2017 15:17
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Science calls it the tide going in, but our oceans are actually slowly evaporating**. Pretty soon there will be literally no ocean left **Evaporating- The process of water flowing up and into the moon in order to please the maddening lunar beast sealed within. If it's thirst were to quench, then all hope would be lost.
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Heat rises, right? **takes massive bong rip** alright, so *cough* the sun is all hot and stuff from steeping in the hot lava of the earth all night **smoke's everywhere now** and what happens is it goes up into the sky where it cools off **another even more massive bong rip- smoke is now drifting out of my ears and eyes** so then it cools off, right? **you're high, too from all the second-hand smoke** and it falls, SPLASH! right into the ocean, where it gets drunk with the mermaids and Neptune and that guy from Cheers, what's his name? Cliff! Yeah, so Cliff Clavin's there too and the sun's hangin' out in the earht's lava and it gets heated up and the whole thing starts over again **you're sooo hungry right now and your mouth is dry**
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Splatmaster posted:Heat rises, right? **takes massive bong rip** alright, so *cough* the sun is all hot and stuff from steeping in the hot lava of the earth all night **smoke's everywhere now** and what happens is it goes up into the sky where it cools off **another even more massive bong rip- smoke is now drifting out of my ears and eyes** so then it cools off, right? **you're high, too from all the second-hand smoke** and it falls, SPLASH! right into the ocean, where it gets drunk with the mermaids and Neptune and that guy from Cheers, what's his name? Cliff! Yeah, so Cliff Clavin's there too and the sun's hangin' out in the earht's lava and it gets heated up and the whole thing starts over again **you're sooo hungry right now and your mouth is dry** solid
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Jun 18, 2017 17:28
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the the sky and sun are not actually three dimensional objects as we perceive them. They are actually merely flat 2D sprites that are rendered within a skybox
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Jun 18, 2017 17:31
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cda posted:It's not the same sun. A sun is born in the East and dies in the West each day. that's wasteful but I expect nothing less from late stage capitalism
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City of Glompton posted:that's wasteful but I expect nothing less from late stage capitalism the real issue here is that all the sun-creation jobs are in the east, weakening our domestic sun-building industry and circumventing the hard-won labor protections we enjoy
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Sensual Simian posted:Scientology is the only science that really gets me but yeah, imagine the sun hauling rear end through the universe like an teen out for a joyride in their parent's sports-wagon. What a bunch of baloney. how do you think it caught on fire in the first place? |
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just gonna chalk this one up to magic, op. now if you'll excuse me i have a margarita to finish. |
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Jun 19, 2017 13:27
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if you translate the word "sun" to mongolian via google translate, you get "nar." "nar" sounds like "car" (english) and also starts with an N like the word "no." this is indisputable proof that the sun was named by ancient aztecs to mean "no car" telling future people (us) that the sun can travel faster than NO CAR! the weird phrasing is because they didn't speak very good english yet. sun cultists destroyed their civilization before they could get good at it. who knows the real intention of the sun or how it goes from right to left every day? get woke, folks. ----- |
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scientists trying to tell me smoking is bad when they can't even explain why my penis smells like shrimp ramen
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