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Hippity Hoppity
Mar 18, 2017

heh bleb bleb bleb

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Holy gently caress

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
While you were posting on forums...

I was studying the blade

rio
Mar 20, 2008

I cant find it but i have a cool picture of my pop pop in his uniform with other army or navy or whatever buddies and he has a big smile on his face as he is cutting a big cake with a katana. It wasn't for a long time until i realized that he probably killed some guy and took his katana, which is pretty drat cool since he probably absorbed his powers too.

SuperSlacker
Mar 11, 2007

naem posted:

has anyone posted dad's with swords yet

https://youtu.be/Bdfx7l4z5cQ

isn't glorious nippon steel but still good

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem





drink Dr Pepper actually
Oct 11, 2012
just hangin' out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfDr3aJmL1o

Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!
Thanks to the glorious Youtube, now even that kid who totally doesn't look like he's going to shoot up the school can follow the way of the blade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXpmMYcw3Mk

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Still a classic.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Please be aware ALL katana will absorb the soul of anything they kill

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

That's some 'everyone gets a gold star' bullshit right there.

Some swords are just plain better than other swords.

Yeah, the broadsword is better than the katana.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Why is it always katanas though?

Just once i wanna see some neckbeard proudly smashing a keg full of mountain dew with his beloved bec de corbain.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO



These two pictures gets me every time.




Reminder that this guy threatened a homeless man with a Glock at a gas station because the guy asked him for change, then wrote a long screed about social darwinism interspersed with the typical insecure-fat-white-guy home invasion fantasy. Literally pointing a gun at a homeless guy for asking for change. Didn't even use the loving broadsword.


This video is worse than Foam Adventure.

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
Can anyone with a katana who isn't an actual samurai ever be considered cool or badass?

hrvat
Nov 8, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
hhah yeh thats one way to do it jfc

nedrs!!!! :bahgawe:

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

that guy's channel is pretty interesting, it's full of japanese dudes that look like the nicest dads and grampas murdering dozen upon dozen of rolled up tatami mats (which are apparently about as difficult to cut through as a person) at shrine openings because that's a thing they do in Japan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utq2OfXbw00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSQ4YPNhsxQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihWuLMlmKo8

Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



Wizgot posted:

Can anyone with a katana who isn't an actual samurai ever be considered cool or badass?

Tom Cruise?

Creamed Cormp posted:

full of japanese dudes that look like the nicest dads and grampas murdering dozen upon dozen of rolled up tatami mats (which are apparently about as difficult to cut through as a person) at shrine openings because that's a thing they do in Japan.




Reminds me of our American Civil War reenactors.

hey welcome to the show! posted:

You know the old guy earned that katakana by killing a Japanese soldier in ww2.

The only man ITT that has any reason to be holding one.

I guess there was this guy but he never got to fight the Japanese. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Breetai posted:

Why is it always katanas though?

Just once i wanna see some neckbeard proudly smashing a keg full of mountain dew with his beloved bec de corbain.

anime

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

bloom posted:

e: holy moly

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The Dennis System posted:

Yeah, the broadsword is better than the katana.

:getout: human trash

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

bloom posted:

e: holy moly


There needs to be a movie about a morbidly obese bedridden master swordsman. The climax is an areal shot of his bed in a field with 50 corpses laying around it.

Zahi
Jun 4, 2009

bent

du -hast posted:

Reminder that this guy threatened a homeless man with a Glock at a gas station because the guy asked him for change, then wrote a long screed about social darwinism interspersed with the typical insecure-fat-white-guy home invasion fantasy. Literally pointing a gun at a homeless guy for asking for change. Didn't even use the loving broadsword.


Well yeah when you draw a sword you cannot sheathe it until it has killed whereas the glock has no obligation. The man is clearly skilled and benevolent.

Head North
May 19, 2017

by zen death robot

ElGroucho posted:

My dai-katana don't want none unless you got tape, mom

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

bloom posted:

Your grandpas didn't get those katanas from honorable duels with japanese officers, they prob bought them from some creepy dude who spent more time looting bodies than fighting.

Jack Churchill probably would've gotten like, fifty god drat katanas that way if he had fought on the pacific front and their feeble swords didn't break against his claymore. Killed a German sergeant at Normandy with a longbow while accompanied by his bagpiper.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

:bisonyes:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007


:eyepop: New Mortal Kombat looking great!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here






Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
How do you escape if one of those fatties starts swinging at you ? Running comes to mind

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
there is no escape from the bushido blade...

http://i.imgur.com/LJomWen.gifv

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


Check the watermark

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Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here




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