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Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012





Lena Dunham's new project looking good

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Psycho Society posted:

there is no escape from the bushido blade...

http://i.imgur.com/LJomWen.gifv

Thank you for ruining our trip to the pool

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Better Fred Than Dead posted:

While you were posting on forums...

I was studying the blade

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

those rings celebrate marvelous victories in the field with his companions. they hold mighty power. to see two on the same hand... this one must be who was foretold of

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


So who looks good with a katana?

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

The Skeleton King posted:

So who looks good with a katana?

Only a japanese dude in traditional gear. Even then...

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

pssh. My bare fists are far stronger than any steel.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Long have I searched for the man I can beat at arm wrestling

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:eyepop: Best. loving. Image.

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."

Now see, he doesn't look so dumb because his face is covered. 10/10 would run away screaming.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

He actually looks hella dumb because the sword is comically oversized.

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008



lol

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
What about axes. can i bring my axe to Sword Club? I cut wood with it and it is really sharp.

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
They're all fat on purpose actually, helps buffer their vital organs from getting sliced in training accidents.

Like modern day gladiators in a way.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
<----------

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015


The school shooter starter pack.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I feel as though I am on the cusp of looking like a katana owner. I guess it's time for a diet. (I don't have cool tats or a mustache to be a non-fat katana owner)

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

And we have a winner.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

du -hast posted:

This video is worse than Foam Adventure.

That is not true and you know it.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


What's that German word where you feel embarrassed for someone else?

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Lets talk about our favorite goon katana owners. Mine is the goon who gave all his Christmas money to Doobie. His avatar was of some ultra expensive katana that he owned probably had to cancel the kids birthdays for that one. Dude was like the anti Warren Buffet when it came to worthwhile investments.

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
As a nihontó owner, this thread made me feel bad.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

That's some 'everyone gets a gold star' bullshit right there.

Some swords are just plain better than other swords.

this is fair, the khopesh is a truly pro-tier sword

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull



ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
The eighties was legit retarded, hence all the swords

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Jun 19, 2017

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

you said these photos would stay private!

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

The Dregs posted:

What is with the electrode on his belly?

That's an insulin pump site, based on age/weight that poor dude probably has type 1

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

would be better without the photoshopped tattoos

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

yogizh posted:

As a nihontó owner, this thread made me feel bad.

Tell me about your nihonto.

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

I wanna know how the dude from a Moscow slum wound up in Orange County, completely unchanged.

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost

Goodpancakes posted:

What's that German word where you feel embarrassed for someone else?

In finnish it's "myötähäpeä"

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

Applesnots posted:

Tell me about your nihonto.

Once upon a time, I had enough money to buy poo poo I don't need. It is a standard sword from modern high carbon steel. Not too flashy, but it cuts like a motherfucker. Unlike the fat people on youtube, I don't cut plastic bottles as it actually leaves marks on the blade. Chopped one and still regretting it.



Cold Steel has the sickest promo videos I have ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbHjEK3Fc78

Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!
COLD STEEL CEO LYNN THOMPSON is living every teenage nerd's dream, and you know it.

"I'm a big fan of fighting with two swords." - Lynn Thompson

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9MjMPoWERY

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Goodpancakes posted:

What's that German word where you feel embarrassed for someone else?

fremdschämen

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Fasdar posted:

COLD STEEL CEO LYNN THOMPSON is living every teenage nerd's dream, and you know it.

"I'm a big fan of fighting with two swords." - Lynn Thompson

Gotta respect the guy for turning his weeb dreams into an apparently successful business.

You just know the cold steel guys all love their goofy jobs.

xlanciferionx
Apr 18, 2004
recovering suicide victim
Cold Steel: We make gardening tools for the chronically insecure.

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Risky
May 18, 2003



This loving guy right here, lol

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