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KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

The drapes really make this photo complete.

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tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

I'm the Yahtzee box peeking out from the top of the game closet :kiddo:

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

yogizh posted:

Once upon a time, I had enough money to buy poo poo I don't need. It is a standard sword from modern high carbon steel. Not too flashy, but it cuts like a motherfucker. Unlike the fat people on youtube, I don't cut plastic bottles as it actually leaves marks on the blade. Chopped one and still regretting it.



Cold Steel has the sickest promo videos I have ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbHjEK3Fc78

Oh, I was hoping you had old stuff. Still good luck with stabby slashy.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

This dude owns. Lmao.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I thought he had a Harry Potter wand too.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

what the gently caress is the point of a sword that gets scratched by cutting water bottles

sounds like a garbage sword bud

Real true hanzo steel cuts through sinew and bone with ease and will even penetrate the thickest monsters armor in one swift strike

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Psycho Society posted:

there is no escape from the bushido blade...

http://i.imgur.com/LJomWen.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/qZaNFOV.mp4

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
Needs more early 00s indie rock:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Goodpancakes posted:

What's that German word where you feel embarrassed for someone else?

skondenfrage

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

LordArgh posted:

would be better without the photoshopped tattoos

How could you be so wrong?

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I started that movie to see a trainwreck, and I stayed because of Katana. Holy poo poo was Harley annoying tho

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
Katana

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


Mom in the mirror makes this

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Coldsteel promos make me irrationally angry because they make a big deal about being able to cut through pig cadavers, but they're all deboned first

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
like it loving matters

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sentient Data posted:

Coldsteel promos make me irrationally angry because they make a big deal about being able to cut through pig cadavers, but they're all deboned first

You're one of them aren't you?

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

He's... he's just so happy :frogbon:

:black101::black101::black101::black101::black101:

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
My son just asked me to buy him a cold steel warhammer in case we ever decide to go pig hunting. Can't really argue against that.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The Dregs posted:

My son just asked me to buy him a cold steel warhammer in case we ever decide to go pig hunting. Can't really argue against that.

"Well, son"
*goes to closet pulls out ornate silver warhammer*
"Guess, what?!"

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

The Dregs posted:

My son just asked me to buy him a cold steel warhammer in case we ever decide to go pig hunting. Can't really argue against that.

your idiot son is going to get gored because theres a reason boar hunters used pronged spears before guns were a thing

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

LordArgh posted:

would be better without the photoshopped tattoos

look at the shadows..

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Literally A Person posted:

You're one of them aren't you?

I wish I was cool enough to have studied the blade, but alas I'm just someone who used to be in marketing and got annoyed by tricks in general

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

blowfish posted:

3. how the gently caress isn't there a weekly case of some fat weaboo chopping off random ears/feet/fat rolls while badly handling a glorious nipponese katana


i still need to know

suck my woke dick fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Jun 20, 2017

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

Most guys who brought Japanese swords home took them from a pile of confiscated POW weapons.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The longsword was the superior weapon
:goonsay:

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

wikihow to win a sword fight

Step 1:
Bring a gun

Skipopatomus
Aug 30, 2007

Ozzy Osbourne simply duplicated the event.



I'm 19 years old and graduated from high school in 2006.

I'm heading down a great academic path, on my way to college.

Still living with my parents, but I plan on moving out when I'm socially and financially independent.

I sound pretty normal right?

There's only one problem here.

I've got Asperger Syndrome.

One of the problems I've got to deal with with this disorder is the fact that I'm an involuntary social hermit crab.

I tend to be brutally honest, stubborn as a mule, rigid in my thinking, horribly impatient and a total bitch in general.

Trust me, I do try to talk to people, but most of what I say comes out wrong and people get their panties in a bunch over something I didn't mean any offense about. Either people are too loving sensitive nowadays, or I'm being a bitch and I don't even know it.

I'm going insane from not being able to talk to people where they can understand what I'm saying.

My question to you, A+T goons:

How the hell can I socially interact without pissing people off, looking like a jackass, etc.

Skipopatomus fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jun 20, 2017

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT


The man pictured here did a lot of katana videos.

Skipopatomus
Aug 30, 2007

Ozzy Osbourne simply duplicated the event.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
does it make me a potential katana weird if I'm more bothered by the katanas being those mall/QVC katanas that snap in half if you ever hit something with it than the people themselves?

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



That's a good thing they can't hurt people if they go crazy

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

etalian posted:

The longsword was the superior weapon
:goonsay:

european armor beat the poo poo out of samurai armor too so samurai were all around garbage at fighting anyone that wasnt another samurai

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Rutibex posted:

wikihow to win a sword fight

Step 1:
Bring a gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U90dnUbZMmM

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:


That strange sound you heard, was panties just blasting off as you scrolled by the picture.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

This guy comes really close to looking like he could be the protagonist in some weird 1940s alternate history sci fi thing but then fucks it up with camouflage pants. Why the gently caress are you wearing those pants

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Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005


taken right before he grabs the blade

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