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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

http://i.imgur.com/XeA3tPe.mp4

# ? Jun 22, 2017 04:08

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:41

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

http://i.imgur.com/vGukOzc.mp4

# ? Jun 22, 2017 04:22

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

Noblesse Obliged posted:

He must be right handed

Don't talk smack about the 'mack

# ? Jun 22, 2017 04:37

Total Party Kill: Aug 25, 2005

Literally A Person posted:

i fuckin need one

# ? Jun 22, 2017 05:00

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

naem posted:

ahahaha

# ? Jun 22, 2017 10:23

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Can't post for 44 minutes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kFgeZtkAb8

# ? Jun 22, 2017 10:38

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Good news for texan samurai,

Texas repeals ban on �illegal knives' so get ready to carry a sword

Signed by Texas Gov. Greg Abbott on June 15, HB 1935 repeals the ban on daggers, including dirks, stilettos and poniards, swords, spears and, yes, Bowie knives.

With the passing of this bill, these knives may be carried anywhere in Texas except in places such as schools, colleges, correctional facilities, houses of worship and bars.

http://www.ksat.com/news/texas-repeals-ban-on-illegal-knives-so-get-ready-to-carry-a-sword

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:51

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Lime Tonics posted:

Good news for texan samurai,

Texas repeals ban on �illegal knives' so get ready to carry a sword

Signed by Texas Gov. Greg Abbott on June 15, HB 1935 repeals the ban on daggers, including dirks, stilettos and poniards, swords, spears and, yes, Bowie knives.

With the passing of this bill, these knives may be carried anywhere in Texas except in places such as schools, colleges, correctional facilities, houses of worship and bars.

http://www.ksat.com/news/texas-repeals-ban-on-illegal-knives-so-get-ready-to-carry-a-sword

The only reason at all to ever live in the poo poo-hole known as Texas. Good on them.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 22:55

Eastbound Spider: Jan 2, 2011

What about halberds?

# ? Jul 6, 2017 23:45

DiHK: Feb 4, 2013; by Azathoth

Lime Tonics posted:

Good news for texan samurai,

Texas repeals ban on �illegal knives' so get ready to carry a sword

Signed by Texas Gov. Greg Abbott on June 15, HB 1935 repeals the ban on daggers, including dirks, stilettos and poniards, swords, spears and, yes, Bowie knives.

With the passing of this bill, these knives may be carried anywhere in Texas except in places such as schools, colleges, correctional facilities, houses of worship and bars.

http://www.ksat.com/news/texas-repeals-ban-on-illegal-knives-so-get-ready-to-carry-a-sword

I was hoping for more pics but this is good. Time to look for jobs in Texas. I just can't wait to balance a giant handgun with a bastard sword.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 23:51

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

ITS TAPE

# ? Jul 7, 2017 00:23

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Lime Tonics posted:

Good news for texan samurai,

Texas repeals ban on �illegal knives' so get ready to carry a sword

Signed by Texas Gov. Greg Abbott on June 15, HB 1935 repeals the ban on daggers, including dirks, stilettos and poniards, swords, spears and, yes, Bowie knives.

With the passing of this bill, these knives may be carried anywhere in Texas except in places such as schools, colleges, correctional facilities, houses of worship and bars.

http://www.ksat.com/news/texas-repeals-ban-on-illegal-knives-so-get-ready-to-carry-a-sword

Was there any logic to letting people open carry like actual guns but not letting them have knives in their pockets or was it just a fairly transparent attempt to deny weapons to poors?

# ? Jul 7, 2017 00:26

The Wiggly Wizard: Aug 21, 2008

ArbitraryC posted:

Was there any logic to letting people open carry like actual guns but not letting them have knives in their pockets or was it just a fairly transparent attempt to deny weapons to poors?

Clearly not because I'm actually more dangerous without my katana

# ? Jul 7, 2017 00:34

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Knives aren't protected by an amendment.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 01:00

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Glenn Quebec posted:

Knives aren't protected by an amendment.

This stupid loving country.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 01:25

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Glenn Quebec posted:

Knives aren't protected by an amendment.

"arms" doesn't mean guns

it includes katana, nunchaku, and the deadly kusarigama

# ? Jul 7, 2017 01:31

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

Glenn Quebec posted:

Knives aren't protected by an amendment.

what about bayonets?

# ? Jul 7, 2017 01:37

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m: Apr 16, 2017; IÍÌÌ° ÍÌ¯ÌÌ«Ì¹Ì¯Ì¤AÒmÍÌºÌ© ÍÌ¬AÌ¡Ì®ÌÌ ÍÍÌ±Ì« KÌ¶eÍgÍ.ÌÌ»Ì±ÌªÍÌ¹Ì

# ? Jul 7, 2017 01:48

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

arrest this man

# ? Jul 7, 2017 01:56

Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I feel even safer slipping into a coma knowing he's on duty

# ? Jul 7, 2017 01:59

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Coma Police is the Weird Al parody of Karma Police

# ? Jul 7, 2017 02:25

JonathonSpectre: Jul 23, 2003; I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck; Soiled Meat

To prove your Hanzo steel, beat it against a loving table.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 02:28

Gay Hitler: Dec 11, 2006; I'm gay as heil!

I purchased the "tenshi" from Cheness Swords
http://www.chenessinc.com/tenchi.htm

mostly because of this video from "the sword buyers guide"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHsfGWkO7SM

My roommates and I set up a bunch of plastic water bottles on top of our 12 foot diameter trampoline. My friend swung a little low and split the canvas half and things were never quite the same in the house.

The sword got really scratched up and has a few visible dents from going after branches on the tree in my backyard similar to the ones the video dudes sword had after taking on that metal pole. I'm not sure its possible to repair them and I never struck anything other than plastic, half inch branches, and some fabric the trampoline.

Gay Hitler fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Jul 7, 2017

# ? Jul 7, 2017 03:12

soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

A porn actor suspected of fatally stabbing a former co-worker and wounding two others during a violent rampage died Saturday after he jumped off a cliff following a dramatic, daylong standoff with police in which he threatened to kill himself with a samurai sword.

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jun/06/local/la-me-porn-suspect-20100606

I watched this live at the time I think the whole chase and standoff was pretty hilarious.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 03:35

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m: Apr 16, 2017; IÍÌÌ° ÍÌ¯ÌÌ«Ì¹Ì¯Ì¤AÒmÍÌºÌ© ÍÌ¬AÌ¡Ì®ÌÌ ÍÍÌ±Ì« KÌ¶eÍgÍ.ÌÌ»Ì±ÌªÍÌ¹Ì

# ? Jul 7, 2017 03:44

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

arrest this man

i appreciate this post

# ? Jul 7, 2017 04:10

Double Agent: Mar 28, 2005; Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Frank Zappa is looking a little rough.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 04:19

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

katanas in regalia?

# ? Jul 7, 2017 04:23

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

With all the money I saved from never getting my hair cut I could afford this sword.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 04:51

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

# ? Jul 7, 2017 05:35

Trans Ferdinand: Oct 24, 2005; Take Me Out Of Gear

myDad posted:

Hey, it's San Marcos. That place is OK. Some of the better Asian food in town.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 06:09

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I sent this to my mom & she said this guy must be from Transylgaynia

# ? Jul 7, 2017 06:50

Nebelwerfer: Jul 25, 2008; He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

thats not even a katana

# ? Jul 7, 2017 07:08

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

numberoneposter posted:

Avatar + post is absolutely fantastic.

numberoneposter posted:

I ate at this place when I was living in Sacramento and was so dope sick that I ended up throwing it up. That's my Tex Wasabi story thanks for listening.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 10:48

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Also ITS TAPE

# ? Jul 7, 2017 10:50

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Can't post for 44 minutes!

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

lol

# ? Jul 7, 2017 10:52

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

CNN IS TAPE NEWS

# ? Jul 7, 2017 11:18

Vesi: Jan 12, 2005; pikachu looking at?

# ? Jul 7, 2017 11:46

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Lime Tonics posted:

Good news for texan samurai,

Texas repeals ban on �illegal knives' so get ready to carry a sword

Signed by Texas Gov. Greg Abbott on June 15, HB 1935 repeals the ban on daggers, including dirks, stilettos and poniards, swords, spears and, yes, Bowie knives.

With the passing of this bill, these knives may be carried anywhere in Texas except in places such as schools, colleges, correctional facilities, houses of worship and bars.

http://www.ksat.com/news/texas-repeals-ban-on-illegal-knives-so-get-ready-to-carry-a-sword

Bullshit. I don't live in a free country if I can't carry a Scottish Claymore in church.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 11:53

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mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Jul 7, 2017 17:51

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