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Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

:thumbsup:

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I don't know if this one is nsfw or not but I will not risk it
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/NaOeWfZ.jpg:nws:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

a hole-y ghost posted:

I don't know if this one is nsfw or not but I will not risk it
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/NaOeWfZ.jpg:nws:

I want this on a huge canvas. I would hang it in my living room.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Literally A Person posted:

I want this on a huge canvas. I would hang it in my living room.
I want the actual guy to pose with that sword upon an altar in your living room, every day.

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

i'm the insulin pump or whatever that is

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

a hole-y ghost posted:

I want the actual guy to pose with that sword upon an altar in your living room, every day.

What do you pay a pasty nerd to hold a katana naked on your altar? Is it a flat rate? Hourly? Tips? Need advice now!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Literally A Person posted:

What do you pay a pasty nerd to hold a katana naked on your altar? Is it a flat rate? Hourly? Tips? Need advice now!
its usually metered out in Totinos Per Hour.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hell I'll do it for off brand ones and two less an hour, but I get to pick the music

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
It's tape!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Big Beef City posted:

Hell I'll do it for off brand ones and two less an hour, but I get to pick the music

:eyepop:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Thats a really hot deal my man, I would jump on that if I was you Person

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

a hole-y ghost posted:

Thats a really hot deal my man, I would jump on that if I was you Person

I know. But it would be silly of me to accept an offer without seeing a portfolio. Like, what if he's only posed with broadswords? Not what I am looking for, you know?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Literally A Person posted:

I know. But it would be silly of me to accept an offer without seeing a portfolio. Like, what if he's only posed with broadswords? Not what I am looking for, you know?
O-okay!!! I admit it !! I stood to get a half totino kickback on this deal :cry:

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'll admit, my background is mostly in bat'leh, but the things I can do with a tanto? Hair raising.

defaultluser
Jan 13, 2007

The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future
Fun Shoe

Wizgot posted:

I can't tell if it's a man or a woman...

It's just Pat!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Holy poo poo this dude owns. What the gently caress!

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
https://i.imgur.com/fXMLBel.gifv

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
https://i.imgur.com/ZJ10fwu.gifv

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

This kills the samurai.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970


He's terrified by the power he has unleashed upon the world. Terrified. :ohdear:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

:five:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

defaultluser posted:

It's just Pat!



Nah those are lady hips, not that I am forcing gender on anyone.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
This is a great thread.

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
http://i.imgur.com/1DIeYnq.gifv

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

This is a great thread.



Would. Twice.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I love the pony tail reveal.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

a hole-y ghost posted:

I love the pony tail reveal.

It's what makes it a tour-de-force

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

This is a great thread.



lol, "I'd like to play Magic, but I'm not very social"

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
here's me:



i'm the biggest badass in coeur d'alene, ID, dont gently caress with me, normies

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Is that some kind of self styled chastity belt?

edit: I mean the whole picture promotes chastity but probably not on purpose.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Teikanmi posted:

here's me:



i'm the biggest badass in coeur d'alene, ID, dont gently caress with me, normies

Someone tell me what this is:



e: beaten like an orphan

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Cough Drop The Beat posted:

This is a great thread.



Reverse blade katana :eek:

He has killed too much in his old life and has vowed never to kill again.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

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