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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 16:16

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 04:22

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

http://i.imgur.com/eTPJ1AY.gif :nws:

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 17:10

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

I don't know if this one is nsfw or not but I will not risk it
:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/NaOeWfZ.jpg :nws:

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 17:17

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Literally A Person posted:

I want this on a huge canvas. I would hang it in my living room.

I want the actual guy to pose with that sword upon an altar in your living room, every day.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 17:21

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Literally A Person posted:

What do you pay a pasty nerd to hold a katana naked on your altar? Is it a flat rate? Hourly? Tips? Need advice now!

its usually metered out in Totinos Per Hour.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 17:29

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Thats a really hot deal my man, I would jump on that if I was you Person

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 17:43

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Literally A Person posted:

I know. But it would be silly of me to accept an offer without seeing a portfolio. Like, what if he's only posed with broadswords? Not what I am looking for, you know?

O-okay!!! I admit it !! I stood to get a half totino kickback on this deal :cry:

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 17:49

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

olaf2022 posted:

http://i.imgur.com/1DIeYnq.gifv

I love the pony tail reveal.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 18:42

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

BrigadierSensible posted:

With all these pictures I love the ones that have been lovingly posed for. They think they look so badass but end up looking so dorky and lame, it's adorable. Especially the ones posing with their badass pose and their stern serious grimdark faces getting the photo taken by their mum in the livingroom.

I just wanna pinch their widdle cheeks and give them a cuddle.

Im pretty sure most of these people would cry and run off if you pinched them.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 09:47

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

Fieri is japanese for legendary masterful chef sensei.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 22:09

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

I did not know Lemmy was a sushi chef, in addition to being a legendary kenkaku . . .

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 22:30

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Gaunab posted:

we speak english 'round these parts amigo

I'm sorry I've just come back from the hispanic world and so some italian slips in once in a while :sweatdrop:

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 22:46

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I sent this to my mom & she said this guy must be from Transylgaynia

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 06:50

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

ChaseSP posted:

Real talk you can sharpen any lovely blade or knife to be super sharp with enough whetstone uses. I've seen a dude sharpen a lovely 1 dollar knife and cut through poo poo easily.

yeah, lovely steel just deforms and needs to be re-sharpened faster, or is more likely to break on hard impacts (iirc the way katanas are traditionally made is to make the most of lovely steel :shrug:

)

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 21:38

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

fruit on the bottom posted:

I admire the katana forging process as a workaround to the iron they had to work with. Actually, I think that's way more cool and interesting than pretending it's some mystical generic superior sword making power.

yeah, basically if they had modern steel and equipment the hattori hanzoes of yore would have probably said gently caress this and machined a bunch of better katanas from good alloys

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 21:52

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

myDad posted:

Swords were made either to cut down unarmed peasants or for noblemen dick-waving duels

Spears and hammers/picks are just better at killing soldiers/knights

well they could be used for such in a pinch

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 21:59

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I searched youtube for "practical bastard sword self defense" but nothing came up

if you want to defend yourself against a guy with a bastard sword try a gun.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 22:00

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Nebelwerfer... we posted the exact ssame image... our menses are syncing up :pray:

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 22:01

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Nebelwerfer posted:

this mean we have to duel

This isn't highlander, bud... just savor the moment and don't spoil it

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 22:05

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Maya Fey posted:

what if you make the armor a perfect sphere with your legs sticking out so you can run around and deflect the bullets

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 22:16

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Nebelwerfer posted:

it's like comparing stopping .50AE with encyclopedia from fifteen feet to compared to fifty feet you dum-dum

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 22:45

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

fruit on the bottom posted:

So why don't they make the whole plane out of it?

because my rear end still smells like rotten meat, even though it's been 24 hours

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 00:07

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Meck Pomses posted:

I want to see her butt.

She doesn't have one. Can't you read

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 19:49

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Nascardad posted:

Harry's been foiled again

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 04:37

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

If this is what sword weebs actually looked like I would respect them, whether or not they were actually good at swords.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 06:56

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

LordArgh posted:

don't need to reload a sword

Where does one body end, and the other begin.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 05:15

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

myDad posted:

Samurai in the streets, ninja in the sheets

Shes gonna stealth poz your neg hole :ninja:

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 07:24

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

rio posted:

well that settles it. all the filipino weebs trying to pretend to be japanese should just throw their katanas in the trash and get themselves some proper barongs like their grandparents always told them to

# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 23:54

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

god drat that guy's sword got fat too.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 01:44

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Stexils posted:

incel sword: refolded hundreds of times, polished to mirror sheen, snaps like a useless piece of poo poo
chad machete: mass produced by drunk machine operator in third world, effortlessly cuts through 14 bamboo

# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 07:40