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dead gay son posted:

Didn't expect this.

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Lucky Guy posted:

please do not post my okcupid profile pics

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EnvyJ posted:

good thread

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jazzyhattrick posted:

Page 4 and nobody has mentioned that the sword in the op is a daikatana.

Looks like I made this thread my bitch.

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Gaunab posted:

what a fatass

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Please be aware ALL katana will absorb the soul of anything they kill

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Katana are fueled by the souls trapped within them forever, i don't see any knights using magical longswords forged from meteorites pulled out of graveyards and quenched in waterfalls protected by animal spirits you loving IDIOT

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look i'm not saying knights didn't have magic, it's just they had to drag around gross old shut-ins in bath robes to do magic, while superior nihon magic was literally imbued into the weapons of the samurai, the greatest warriors of all time

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Oi lads me n the boys decided to wear a load of ol painty cans on ourselfs n go say we is foightin men for a bloody larkˇˇˇˇ

Meanwhile the honourable samurai spent his time focusing his ki into a blade that could pierce the heavens

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The clouds roil across the sky like the breath of the great dragon, but my mind is clear, focused. I step forward, sure on my feet, toward my foe.

My heart pounds in my ears. My vision is turning red.

I stay calm as I slide the box across the counter.

"I...it's a P... Present for my son" I stammer to the Japanese woman running the tourist shop.

I pay, bow deeply, and rush outside to unsheathe Kunesai, the Golden Blade.

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http://i.imgur.com/yl1EkLt.gifv

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Glenn Quebec posted:

Knives aren't protected by an amendment.

what about bayonets?

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arrest this man

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etalian posted:

nope, plate armor couldn't cope with firearms even the old school black powder types

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQfcRLT18IY

Most plate armour couldn't stop a direct hit from a longbow

ranged weapons are OP as gently caress, please only use honourable nipon steel

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ScratchAndSniff posted:

People here don't seem to think katanas are all that great so what is a good sword for everyday carry for self defense??? Prime shipping would be a plus but not necessary. Mostly worried about borglors but something to fight off muggers from hypothetical m'ladies in distress would also be nice.

(Before you say get a gun I probably can't own one because my mom probably wouldn't let me.)

Tia

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a hole-y ghost posted:

If this is what sword weebs actually looked like I would respect them, whether or not they were actually good at swords.

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Mr. Unlucky posted:

throwing knives are cool though right??

Oh, you mean Kunai?

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after seeing swordfucker's twitter and pics if that's the level of trim a sword guy can pull we've been making fun of the wrong people all along.

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and by we i mean you because i'm a professional sexhaver

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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

She must really love awkward sex. :shrug:

apparently sword guys know how to gently caress

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