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Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Doin up the 'Ouse is Me Bread and Butter


Scientists say that his condoms fit like a glove.

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The Groper
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!


Goddamnit

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017

Silent Majority
THE UNDERBOSS


Calm Waters
Aug 24, 2011


i hope your dick falls off op

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Doin up the 'Ouse is Me Bread and Butter


Calm Waters posted:

i hope your dick falls off op

I hope so too, because then I could go gently caress myself.

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Feb 11, 2007

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Incitatus posted:

I hope so too, because then I could go gently caress myself.

don't let your dreams be dreams

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012


Another man who appreciates a nice firm handshake

Trunko
Sep 17, 2011
UNBANNED
by LOWTAX


Gary’s Answer

Nice

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012


OP's dad taught him to count in a unique way

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012








Pillbug

Incitatus posted:

Scientists say that his condoms fit like a glove.

thats a 5

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO


Incitatus posted:

Scientists say that his condoms fit like a glove.

5, close + goldmine immediately

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Haha funny joke op but srsly where's the guy with the 5 dicks. Spill. Beans.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Haha funny joke op but srsly where's the guy with the 5 dicks. Spill. Beans.

Look at Zoe Quinn here trying to cut back on her travel time

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

I happen to know a guyu with fifve rear end holes

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


i heard that mother fucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Universe Master posted:

i heard that mother fucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks

It was just a goddamn spermy dick udder.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011


Fun Shoe

Developing man indeed

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

You steal the secret of life and death and here you are, trysting with a bubble-headed co-ed.


Got me good op

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why
We get the point of rolling up a million


Flesh Forge posted:

I happen to know a guyu with fifve rear end holes

Is this a guy who can tell you to stop posting?

Labes for days
Dec 14, 2010


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

It was just a goddamn spermy dick udder.

Blöthar??

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012








Pillbug

i grew up with both aspergers and an oedipus complex

SuperSlacker
Mar 11, 2007



one for each dick

SwampDonkey
Oct 12, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4166 days!


gently caress you enjoy your reddit gold

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Katamari Democracy posted:

Is this a guy who can tell you to stop posting?

I dunno Ill ask him when I see hmi

ass
Sep 22, 2011


Young Orc

I'll allow it, OP.

ass
Sep 22, 2011


Young Orc

SwampDonkey posted:

gently caress you enjoy your reddit gold

lol

stump collector
May 28, 2007

g4ndh1's edpi was 69, requiring an incredible 420cm to turn the other cheek

Incitatus posted:

Scientists say that his condoms fit like a glove.


Sue Eastside
Sep 1, 2014

Tell me (tell me),
How to be (how to be)


There once was a rapturous young felatrix,
Who'd boast she could handle up to five dicks.
With such a terrible cry,
She ripped out her glass eye
And said "tell the boys I can now handle six dicks!"


-Albert Einstein

Vynar
Jul 3, 2011





Each one stolen from an innocent victim.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Was this discovery made in Japan?

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


I fell for it. Good job OP

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Doin up the 'Ouse is Me Bread and Butter



Sounds like he was trying to get a little Oedipussy.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


four normal size dicks, and one half sized dick with the ability to get erect sideways

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009



EugeneJ posted:

Look at Zoe Quinn here trying to cut back on her travel time

Who?

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010


Man with 5 dicks not so smug after receiving bill for bris.

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016


5 chicks at the same time man

jon joe
Oct 19, 2011


So what you're saying is, he still doesn't have sextuple.

Password_Is_Taco
Jun 6, 2013


is there a central dicktrunk tho

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

hell yeah

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great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003



When does he turn 18?

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