I'm a Daddy Appreciator

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cda: by Hand Knit

I stand outside the Dad Factory and cheer them as they come off the line

# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:29

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:07

cda: by Hand Knit

Hot new daddies about to drop. Check my YouTube channel for the unboxing videos

# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:32

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

The 2018 Daddies are coming in to your local All-American Dad dealership, though scuttlebutt says they're just rebranded Koreans under an American marque.

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# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:49

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

*I* heard the Chill & Cool Dad has a hacky sack that you can SMOKE

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 00:06

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Overbearing Dad comes with a pre-filled out form to a military academy and a limited edition duffel bag to put your low self esteem in

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# ? Jun 19, 2017 00:20

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Inappropriate Dad comes without any pants and a half-full can of beer. Comes with an assortment of t-shirts with some pretty embarrassing and awkward pictures and slogans, and belches and farts randomly

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 00:25

Macnult

Hi appreciator, I'm dad

# ? Jun 19, 2017 00:32

google THIS

Macnult posted:

Hi appreciator, I'm dad

# ? Jun 19, 2017 02:17

N. Senada: My kidneys are busted

Some people say there's only one World's Greatest Dad. The debate rages to this day.

:ghost: Happy halloween :ghost:

# ? Jun 19, 2017 03:05

Impkins Patootie

i could go 4 some mollycoddling right now

# ? Jun 19, 2017 03:23

Impkins Patootie

single mothers make better lovers

http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/03/10-reasons-why-single-mums-are-great-in-bed-5087046/

# ? Jun 19, 2017 03:29

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

the After School Special Dad comes with a collection of khakis, matching windbreakers, plaid button downs and tough-but-gentle-love filled ill-thought advice to wrap up all your problems in 53 minutes or less, with cookies and milk afterward.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 04:13

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

the After School Special Dad comes with a collection of khakis, matching windbreakers, plaid button downs and tough-but-gentle-love filled ill-thought advice to wrap up all your problems in 53 minutes or less, with cookies and milk afterward.

Yeah, but he's also so nosy and naggy.

"You smoking pot? You sneaking out to sketchy dance clubs to meet older men? You anorexic? You being bullied? TALK TO ME!"

And you finally have enough and blow up like "Christ, everything is just a big crisis with you! Lay off!"

And he's like "Good! Great! We can build something from that!"

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# ? Jun 19, 2017 04:53

Mariana Horchata

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

the After School Special Dad comes with a collection of khakis, matching windbreakers, plaid button downs and tough-but-gentle-love filled ill-thought advice to wrap up all your problems in 53 minutes or less, with cookies and milk afterward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB24X05F0wI

# ? Jun 19, 2017 05:33

Ultra Spoot

*pulls up to the dad- thru* Ummmmmmmm... lemme get the dadbod combo with a side of casual racism that everyone just kind of ignores so as not to cause family drama, and uhhhhhh... *3 second pause* hold being able to work the satellite tv remote

# ? Jun 19, 2017 08:09

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Splatmaster posted:

Inappropriate Dad comes without any pants and a half-full can of beer. Comes with an assortment of t-shirts with some pretty embarrassing and awkward pictures and slogans, and belches and farts randomly

oh, you didn't tell them--there's a new deluxe model Inappropriate Dad+ who owns seven different political slogan t-shirts with fonts ranging from papyrus to goudy old sans and royalty free clip art on them now! he even has a matching hat, commemorative coin, walking stick and nascar placard of all of his favorite late night political pundit, Dalf Blaggar of the Hawk News Network. he also has a scratch and sniff 1995 Dodge Dakota in his playset.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 08:11

cda: by Hand Knit

Ultra Spoot posted:

*pulls up to the dad- thru* Ummmmmmmm... lemme get the dadbod combo with a side of casual racism that everyone just kind of ignores so as not to cause family drama, and uhhhhhh... *3 second pause* hold being able to work the satellite tv remote

# ? Jun 19, 2017 08:12

Peg Sliderskew

I'm your worst nightmare- a daddy depreciator. I take them out of the box and throw the packaging away, put all the stickers on wonky and cut their hair when I get bored. And then my toddler chews their feet.

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# ? Jun 19, 2017 08:56

Twenty Four

*Sitting at my desk at the office, looking down the hall, as Jim sighs and takes a sip from his "Worlds #2 Dad" coffee mug his son gave him*

# ? Jun 19, 2017 11:40

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Twenty Four posted:

*Sitting at my desk at the office, looking down the hall, as Jim sighs and takes a sip from his "Worlds #2 Dad" coffee mug his son gave him*

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 19, 2017 12:15

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

I just keep them in the boxes. Sometimes i like to stack multiple dads on top of each other.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 14:06

Mariana Horchata

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

oh, you didn't tell them--there's a new deluxe model Inappropriate Dad+ who owns seven different political slogan t-shirts with fonts ranging from papyrus to goudy old sans and royalty free clip art on them now! he even has a matching hat, commemorative coin, walking stick and nascar placard of all of his favorite late night political pundit, Dalf Blaggar of the Hawk News Network. he also has a scratch and sniff 1995 Dodge Dakota in his playset.

jose christo is that what i sound like when i post??? HA

# ? Jun 19, 2017 15:51

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Mariana Horchata posted:

jose christo is that what i sound like when i post??? HA

# ? Jun 19, 2017 15:56

Mariana Horchata

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdzLFNELeCI

# ? Jun 19, 2017 16:15

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

You don't see a lot of people with bad dads, but maybe that non-appearance is an innate core component of dads which are bads.

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# ? Jun 20, 2017 03:58

Peg Sliderskew

Kthulhu5000 posted:

You don't see a lot of people with bad dads, but maybe that non-appearance is an innate core component of dads which are bads.

Maybe there are no bad dads, only bad owners...

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# ? Jun 20, 2017 18:03

Philip Rivers

hockey jockey posted:

Maybe there are no bad dads, only bad owners...

no my dad is bad

# ? Jun 22, 2017 03:54

sb hermit

mine was an import so the English isn't perfect

on the other hand, dad jokes don't come with this model and are actually incompatible with them

# ? Jun 22, 2017 07:24

vanisher

You drive a brand new Daddy off the lot and that thing loses 30% of its value as soon as it hits the curb. Some will ruin that daddy by not giving it a proper garage and putting a ton of wear and tear on it.

Now you take that same daddy and you love that thing up? Keep it out of the sun and keep it well lubed? In 20 or 30 years you'll have a classic heirloom that's appreciated ten fold.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 20:35

treasure bear

D3 this year was really exciting, lots of new daddies to look forward to. I can't wait.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 20:57

vanisher

D3 has changed a lot from when it started. It used to be all about the new daddies and incorporated small families. Now you have all these giant daddies just pumping out the same kids over and over each year.

They even have these models they pay to dress up like daddies at the convention for pictures, but real daddies don't look like that and it puts a lot of unrealistic body expectations on real life daddies.

vanisher fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jun 22, 2017

# ? Jun 22, 2017 21:14

google THIS

vanisher posted:

D3 has changed a lot from when it started. It used to be all about the new daddies and incorporated small families. Now you have all these giant daddies just pumping out the same kids over and over each year.

They even have these models they pay to dress up like daddies at the convention for pictures, but real daddies don't look like that and it puts a lot of unrealistic body expectations on real life daddies.

OK but don't tell me that that teaser for Actual Fishing 2018 wasn't sick af

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:47

myDad: ce n'est pas ma m�re

Macnult posted:

Hi appreciator, I'm dad

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# ? Jun 22, 2017 23:17

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

I'm all for adopting and appreciating rescue daddies, but I think getting them from the rundown tavern down the block is crossing a line. It's ain't no Wednesday night Sizzler, I'll tell you that much.

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# ? Jun 23, 2017 03:14