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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


the After School Special Dad comes with a collection of khakis, matching windbreakers, plaid button downs and tough-but-gentle-love filled ill-thought advice to wrap up all your problems in 53 minutes or less, with cookies and milk afterward.


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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Splatmaster posted:

Inappropriate Dad comes without any pants and a half-full can of beer. Comes with an assortment of t-shirts with some pretty embarrassing and awkward pictures and slogans, and belches and farts randomly

oh, you didn't tell them--there's a new deluxe model Inappropriate Dad+ who owns seven different political slogan t-shirts with fonts ranging from papyrus to goudy old sans and royalty free clip art on them now! he even has a matching hat, commemorative coin, walking stick and nascar placard of all of his favorite late night political pundit, Dalf Blaggar of the Hawk News Network. he also has a scratch and sniff 1995 Dodge Dakota in his playset.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Mariana Horchata posted:

jose christo is that what i sound like when i post??? HA


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