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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Found this on HBO Go and said, how bad can it be?

Well, so far it looks like a TV movie. Probably is. I hope Kunis gets naked but it won't happen. The movie starts with Patrick Bateman getting killed by 10 year old Kunis.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Kunis is in "FBI Academy" in order to be a serial killer investigator because she wants to hunt down and kill them. So it is basically Dexter in college except she's loving hot and probably can't wield a lumberjacks axe.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


This is the worst I've ever seen Kunis. I dunno if it is the lighting or her makeup but she just looks like an average Hollywood starlet.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE NEW ROBERT PALMER TAPE, OP

nature6pk
May 26, 2006
Left Coast Lame-o

Its really bad, OP

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

You steal the secret of life and death and here you are, trysting with a bubble-headed co-ed.


I wouldn't watch that and I'll watch practically anything

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


I don't think cats can survive for 15 seconds in a microwave without some serious internal damage and death.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


nature6pk posted:

Its really bad, OP

Yes, I know. Let this thread be a warning. If Kunis shows off her poonaner, I will be very happy.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


There's this other dude who killed some admin at the college. She was the one w/ the cat. Anyway, he weaseled his way into a date with Kunis. Then he tells her that she better not get in the way of him getting some TA position with Captain Kirk and that he is willing to use blackmail to do it.

Oh, now they are back from dinner and drunk. I think she is faking and is going to kill him to death. I could be wrong but it makes sense.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

You steal the secret of life and death and here you are, trysting with a bubble-headed co-ed.


Waltzing Along posted:

Yes, I know. Let this thread be a warning. If Kunis shows off her poonaner, I will be very happy.

I googled it and let me tell you prepare for disappointment

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Sid Vicious posted:

I googled it and let me tell you prepare for disappointment

She never shows nothing. In black swan there should have been a hardcore XTC ridden graphic 69 session between her and that horrible girl.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Paid for by the silent majority


Grimey Drawer

I thought this was a joke thread but apparently it's real? Ok

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


The music is even reminiscent of Dexter. I think Dexter ripped this poo poo off.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Oh good, she killed him with a condom garrote.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Waltzing Along posted:

Oh good, she killed him with a condom garrote.

That's exactly why I never use condoms

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Aesop Poprock posted:

I thought this was a joke thread but apparently it's real? Ok

It's only too real.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


haljordan posted:

That's exactly why I never use condoms

They missed their opportunity for something artistic. She could have hosed him first, then used the condom as the camera slowly zooms towards her hands where the open end of the condom is sticking out the side of her closed grip. A drop of cum drips out the side while illuminated by a red light that makes it look like blood.

poo poo, I should have made this film. Artistic cum condom garrotes and Mila Kunis mashing pussies with her mouth.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Christian Bale > Mila Kunis

Tubesock
Apr 20, 2002






How could she have found a role worse than jupiter ascending

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

You steal the secret of life and death and here you are, trysting with a bubble-headed co-ed.


Tubesock posted:

How could she have found a role worse than jupiter ascending

Time travel to the past I guess

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

As seen in Gladiator!

if memory serves me correctly American Psycho 2 was some unrelated horror script that the studio had laying around that they rewrote and filmed as quickly as possible to capitalise on the popularity of the first movie.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


I'd tell you what is happening but who gives a poo poo. They have had a classroom discussion going on for 5 minutes now. They are arguing about Ed Gein who I wish had seen this film and killed everyone. Well, except Kirk. And Kunis because maybe she will get naked someday.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


She's been running around campus killing people. She just killed her 3rd (or 4th) and there are no cops around questioning people. Just all of a sudden all the contenders for a prestigious TA position are dying and no one bats an eye. Oh, and she killed a dude in the school library. During the day.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Captain Kirk got sad because Kunis killed his mistress and so he went on sabbatical. Now Kunis is pissed off because all her killing isn't having the planned effect. Now she is wearing an ugly mom dress and her hair is curly and this is the worst I've ever seen her.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



Waltzing Along posted:

She never shows nothing. In black swan there should have been a hardcore XTC ridden graphic 69 session between her and that horrible girl.

I've never seen a better or more true post

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Now she has killed the teacher ex master FBI serial killer Captain Kirk. This is dumb. Where is Spock when you need him. Beam me the gently caress up Scotty, I want to get away from here.

Oh, she just killed a custodian who saw her kill Kirk.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


And a security guard who saw her driving away with Kirks body. The killing spree continues.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


She gets nude in the blueray collectors edition preorder.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



Pawn 17 posted:

the blueray collectors edition preorder.

Never heard of it

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

You steal the secret of life and death and here you are, trysting with a bubble-headed co-ed.


Waltzing Along posted:

Now she has killed the teacher ex master FBI serial killer Captain Kirk. This is dumb. Where is Spock when you need him. Beam me the gently caress up Scotty, I want to get away from here.

Oh, she just killed a custodian who saw her kill Kirk.

Actually he says beam me up Mr Scott

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Her parents just showed up to surprise her. Her dorm room stinks because there is a body in her closet.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Sid Vicious posted:

Actually he says beam me up Mr Scott

Is that av from Re-animator? It looks familiar. Basket Case?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003



Nap Ghost

my russian grandmother

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003



Nap Ghost

Waltzing Along posted:

Is that av from Re-animator? It looks familiar. Basket Case?

Reanimator

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



There is a movie about a serial killing dentist you should watch that op

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003



Nap Ghost

Blue Train posted:

There is a movie about a serial killing dentist you should watch that op

Yea thats good

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

You steal the secret of life and death and here you are, trysting with a bubble-headed co-ed.


Yeah it's reanimator I came back from a permaban so it seemed appropriate

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


i'm just so tired of all these americans psycho

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



also watch dead ringers or frailty or funny games (German version)

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

You steal the secret of life and death and here you are, trysting with a bubble-headed co-ed.


Blue Train posted:

also watch dead ringers or frailty or funny games (German version)

I think it's a different country actually

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