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King of the Beach





Sing a song of sixpence,
A pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds
Baked in a pie.

When the pie was opened
The birds began to singó
Wasn't that a dainty dish
To set before the king?

The king was in the counting-house
Counting out his money,
The queen was in the parlor
Eating bread and honey,

The maid was in the garden
Hanging out the clothes.
Along came a blackbird
And snipped off her nose.




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#liveurtruself #teambeachbuddy #bestsummereva2k17

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Mariana Horchata

She said real life
sucks losers dry.
If you want to fuck
with the eagles
you have to learn to
fly.



Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC

Along came a spider, slid down beside her

Said, "What's in the bag, bitch?"

Meeksha

ALL AROUND THE WOOOOOOOOORLD

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack finds himself the most dangerous game.



Summer sig created by the legendary Manifisto

alnilam



Mariana Horchata posted:

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC

Along came a spider, slid down beside her

Said, "What's in the bag, bitch?"

I'm laughing at ya

alnilam



One time i got six pence but i found myself none the richer

Eugene V. Dabs

~beans n' frankie~
litecrew nitecrew


Mariana Horchata posted:

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC

Along came a spider, slid down beside her

Said, "What's in the bag, bitch?"

Meeksha

ALL AROUND THE WOOOOOOOOORLD

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, the noose clenching tightly around his neck.



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Meeksha

ALL AROUND THE WOOOOOOOOORLD

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children she knew not what to do
But then she learned of human trafficking and her worries were through



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Meeksha

ALL AROUND THE WOOOOOOOOORLD

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Humpty Dumpty's wife never really loved him, which ignited his downward spiral... literally and figuratively.



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alnilam



Mary had a little lamb
With mint jelly

thank you

Meeksha

ALL AROUND THE WOOOOOOOOORLD

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her old dog a bone
But when she got there, the cupboard was bare
It reminded her of when Rusty was still alive. She wept deep into the night.


The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout
Down came the rain and claimed yet another victim to the survival of the fittest


I'm a Yankee doodle dandy
I'm a Yankee doodle boy
A real, live nephew of my Uncle Sam
But I couldn't find employment after I got back from the war
So any change you have is greatly appreciated.
God bless.



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Mariana Horchata

She said real life
sucks losers dry.
If you want to fuck
with the eagles
you have to learn to
fly.



There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe
He was dreaming of Venus
And took out his penis
And woke up with a handfull of goo


Meeksha

ALL AROUND THE WOOOOOOOOORLD

Old MacDonald had a drinking problem E I E I O!!!!!



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Meeksha

ALL AROUND THE WOOOOOOOOORLD

Ring around the rosy
A pocket full of posies
Ashes ashes
We all fall down



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Zeluth


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h3tpiJLsQw

Meeksha

ALL AROUND THE WOOOOOOOOORLD

Georgie Porgie
Pudding Pie
Kissed the girls
And made them cry
A sexual predator is born



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Mariana Horchata

She said real life
sucks losers dry.
If you want to fuck
with the eagles
you have to learn to
fly.



Meeksha posted:

Georgie Porgie
Pudding Pie
Kissed the girls
And made them cry
A sexual predator is born

that was Toto m8

Kthulhu5000

Coulda, woulda, shoulda
bought
a
TurboGrafx-16

I've heard that the Vatican has the forbidden Mother Goose in its "prohibited book" catacomb archives. But it's not really occultic or anything, it's just some Voynich manuscript type stuff that freaked out a bunch of 15th century squares.

King of the Beach



i literally saw mother goose the other day and she hissssed at me and told me to step off...

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#liveurtruself #teambeachbuddy #bestsummereva2k17

Starshark

We will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism.

Diversity
is Disunity
is Weakness.


I got this avatar for being a giant shithead on ANZAC day.
Jack be nimble
Jack be slick
Jack meet mugger
Jack give kick

Jack show daring
Jack show skill
Jack learn bullet
Quicker still






(not one of mine, badly-remembered Mad Magazine joke)

Dead Hippie Ghost

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both on Xanax and Ritalin
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill woke up in prison

Inspired by true events

BoldFrankensteinMir

Yes, still loading.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean.
They met on OK Cupid
And spend all day venting spleen.

pork steaks

by Smythe

Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the needle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The dog overdosed
From the coke he did snort,
And began to convulse 'round the room

BoldFrankensteinMir

Yes, still loading.
Old king coal
Was a filthy old goal
And a filthy old goal was it.
It hosed up our air
And it hosed up our lungs
All for money
Which doesn't mean poo poo.

BoldFrankensteinMir

Yes, still loading.
Higgldy piggldy pop
The estate of M. Sendak yells "stop!"

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Meeksha

ALL AROUND THE WOOOOOOOOORLD

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a crooked crack house.



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