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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The Hardyz are like the best booked babyfaces in the company.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

ive never seen a living wrestler.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Cavauro posted:

ive never seen a living wrestler.

How many dead ones have you seen?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Take a shot each time you hear "THE BIG DOG"

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
I saw Yokozuna once. I think that's the only dead wrestler I saw live actually. Though I've just been to two shows!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I saw Mitch Hedberg like a month before he died. He was very hosed up on drugs

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
This is what, week five of these promos

Getting a real Emmalina vibe

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Just let Goldust do this every week but never actually have to have a match with R-Truth.

bartok
May 10, 2006



I waited in line for hours at a mall to get Chris Benoit and Ric Flair's autograph.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I'm actually fine with it, and it might even mean we finally get rid of Roman/Brock at SS rather than Mania, which is...thank gently caress.

Not to mention the suggested alternative was horrifying.

lol if you dont think wrestlemania will be the third match in a roman brock series

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Shattered Dustin

A wise man denied his gold

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

At this rate Roman's probably gonna headline the next 5 WMs as they just retread Roman's "the guy and this is his yard" poo poo. It's gonna suck when WWE starts comparing Roman's consecutive WM main event appearances to Lebron's consecutive Finals appearances just for the cross "sports" comparison shtick.

The only way they can probably get away with another Roman WM main event is a Shield triple threat and that doesn't even sound that appealing right now.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
is there any reason to keep watching this terrible show

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I'm so glad we're finally getting Goldust in a loving match, a month and a half after anyone gives a poo poo that they split up

or it's just going to be another vignette

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

I've seen Timmy Lou Retton and Hulk Hogan in his yellow underwear going up the escalator in the CNN center. My brother kept yelling "Don't look at him! Don't look at him!"

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
is this guy a walking dead

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE GITTAR MAN?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I unironically love Elias Samson

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

isn't this a kids in the hall sketch?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GIVE THE MAN COMPLETE SILENCE!

Well they're on Raw so it's a good start.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



bartok posted:

I waited in line for hours at a mall to get Chris Benoit and Ric Flair's autograph.

"To my biggest fan bartok,
-someone in back"

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Wow. They have nothing for Finn except to fight Sampson?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hahahahahahahaha

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kick his rear end, Finn! :neckbeard:

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Dango Bango posted:

I unironically love Elias Samson

Same

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

This is a solid heel gimmick if anything.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


They're gonna have Finn kick his rear end right? Right?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


bartok posted:

I waited in line for hours at a mall to get Chris Benoit and Ric Flair's autograph.

Chris Benoit is here and he's really mad

Chris Benoit is here and he's really angry

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

poor finn, lol

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
solid name to help build elias, i like it

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

hit that twink with the guitar! do it!

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

or just walk away like a dumbass

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the end

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
none of that made sense

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Remember when everyone thought they'd have something for Finn after another injury of his screwed up another of their plans

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Elias just wanted to play and Finn was a mean jerk and Elias, being the better man, refused to escalate and left like a gentleman

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
elias came out to sing a song, never sang it, then finn came out, because he had a match scheduled, and elias left

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Dunkirk looks awesome but it's pg13 and that kills my buzz.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
they have nothing for finn at all

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Big Queefy posted:

Dunkirk looks awesome but it's pg13 and that kills my buzz.

poo poo I didn't know about the latter. I'm really looking forward to it and if it is going to be sanitized it will probably loose a lot of impact.

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