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Putty
Mar 21, 2013


*flicks your sword away*

Ha! You fight like a peasant! Prepare to meet the great beyond!

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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002



This thread does not replace your training.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


how appropriate, you fight like a cow

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

"The A+ TCC poster
you did nazi coming."

I remember Castlevania

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine


Hot Rope Guy

Jokes on you. I'm not left handed!!!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


Yvershek posted:

Jokes on you. I'm not left handed!!!

Not anymore, fool!!! *chop*

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


Every poster in GBS start fighting with swords and axes. Catapults full of bone hurting juice are flung in random directions as siege weapons weren't really planned to be used in free-for-all brawls of this caliber.

Three Olives is tarred and feathered.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010



*stretches hamstrings* oh yea that's the spot

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine


Hot Rope Guy

I'm back with a metal hand. I've trained my whole life for this.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


i enter 'blazing saddle' stance

with my remaining action point, i quaff a potion of heroism (hidden in a 5-hour energy bottle)


your move

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007



opinions are like assholes but i didnt come here to eat opinions

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

MY SHITPOSTING HAS IMPROVED SINCE THE ACCIDENT

Buglord

Pulls out gun and kills OP with a head shot.

Says to OP

"Looks like he'll never be the head of a major corporation."

*Cops haul me off and I get life in prison*

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003


Yvershek posted:

I'm back with a metal hand. I've trained my whole life for this.



Come at me bro!

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine


Hot Rope Guy

*Enters duel. Has nonstop perplexed look as opponent only does somersaults*

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

*mashes buttons*

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine


Hot Rope Guy

Lodin posted:

Come at me bro!



You're such a lighweight that I have Puck kill you.

Dzhay
Nov 2, 2014


A soda called "AtThee" that's advertised by a musketeer-type-guy who proffers it to thirsty people while saying "Have AtThee!".

That idea's on the house, boys.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

Lodin posted:

Come at me bro!


the only game where a ridiculously huge sword wasnt retarded was silent hill 2

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


What the?!?! Someone spiked the AtThee! My favorite soda brand!!! *falls down ye olde stairs*

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG0JF_5APzo

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine


Hot Rope Guy

Don't mind me, just showing off my abs.

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weak wrists big dick
Dec 17, 2012

Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk


my character
- name is Shade Blademan
- has a uchikatana
- really long sword
- really sharp sword
- can teleport
- looks like Seth E. Ross from The Final Fantasy: 7
- can jump reaaaaly high
-

Starman Super DX
Oct 16, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.




if you aint clankin and makin the ground shake with every step you're doing it wrong

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


Hyah! Wargh!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


Oh look! Here comes the pugilist... Does he even know what this is? Is he even taking it seriously?

Starman Super DX
Oct 16, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.


Putty posted:

Oh look! Here comes the pugilist... Does he even know what this is? Is he even taking it seriously?

this is no place for dog trainers!!!

Better Fred Than Dead
Jan 1, 2006

"I'm gay"


Fallen Rib

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE9fN89Jc0Y

Hobelhouse
Aug 28, 2011



Yvershek posted:

You're such a lighweight that I have Puck Pick kill you

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


Time portals have opened up in GBS from all the calamity. Knights, Pirates, Vikings, Luchadors, Chickens, Dragons, Cavemen, every Historical Figure, and everything else you can think of emerge from wormholes, hellbent on destruction.

*kicks Ben Franklin in the nads*

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001



Kuato posted:

Pulls out gun and kills OP with a head shot.

Says to OP

"Looks like he'll never be the head of a major corporation."

*Cops haul me off and I get life in prison*

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


weak wrists big dick posted:

my character
- name is Shade Blademan
- has a uchikatana
- really long sword
- really sharp sword
- can teleport
- looks like Seth E. Ross from The Final Fantasy: 7
- can jump reaaaaly high
-
This guy's going to end up impaled on his own sword.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013



The Mimicry Wizard can't really up his killcount if he can only kill people who are already dead.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering


Ramrod XTreme

Check this out my guy can do magic and shoot fire and make the fire look like light sabres he wears a robe with a dragon on the back and soon you will know The Way Of The Dragon.
He is very secretive.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

the nasty little dude
in the tight board shorts

FOOLISH MORTALS



I......

am DRACUL

DOWN JACKET FETISH
Sep 20, 2003

(it's not bill cosby)

alright man fine but put that condom on

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

DID YOU KNOW: A ruddy duck produces huge eggs. A full clutch of eggs can weigh more than the hen that laid them!

~SMcD

What is a groverhaus? A miserable little pile of sheetrock.



But enough talk... Collapse you!

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

DID YOU KNOW: A ruddy duck produces huge eggs. A full clutch of eggs can weigh more than the hen that laid them!

~SMcD

^ pretend i photoshoped dracula sitting in that lawn chair there

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


The pen dick is mightier than the sword dick.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine


Hot Rope Guy

Putty posted:

Time portals have opened up in GBS from all the calamity. Knights, Pirates, Vikings, Luchadors, Chickens, Dragons, Cavemen, every Historical Figure, and everything else you can think of emerge from wormholes, hellbent on destruction.

*kicks Ben Franklin in the nads*

Horny French widows taught Benjamin Franklin to wear a codpiece at all times. You find yourself in a headlock between the mighty arms of liberty.

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


*whips out dick*

I'm gay

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