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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I AM SO SICK OF EVERY SINGLE WOMAN ON THIS PLANET AND THEIR UNFAIR ROLES EXCEPT FOR AIDA CUEVAS, MY RANCHERA PRINCESS. WOMEN ARE YUCKY (EXCEPT FOR AIDA)!


The Something Awful Forums Main Main GBS: The Place With the Helpful Hardware (573 users browsing)

5,131 registered users logged in.
198,150 users total.

Where are all these bots posting? Not in GBS it appears.

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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



99% of all gbs threads are junk and their posters are junk as well.

present company excluded of course

jon joe
Oct 19, 2011


Games (735 users browsing)
Let's Play! (256 users browsing)
Traditional Games (190 users browsing)
Debate & Discussion (920 users browsing)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I AM SO SICK OF EVERY SINGLE WOMAN ON THIS PLANET AND THEIR UNFAIR ROLES EXCEPT FOR AIDA CUEVAS, MY RANCHERA PRINCESS. WOMEN ARE YUCKY (EXCEPT FOR AIDA)!


jon joe posted:

Games (735 users browsing)
Let's Play! (256 users browsing)
Traditional Games (190 users browsing)
Debate & Discussion (920 users browsing)

FYAD: sweet dreams are made of cheese/i can haz a taco plz (20 users browsing)

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

gimme those gat dang candies

Burt Sexual posted:

FYAD: sweet dreams are made of cheese/i can haz a taco plz (20 users browsing)

yeah, that seems about right. a little high, maybe?

i like that
May 22, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!


Burt Sexual posted:

FYAD: sweet dreams are made of cheese/i can haz a taco plz (20 users browsing)

SA-Mart Coupons & Deals (21 users browsing)

lol

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010



It's mostly right, give or take 1,000 I guess. There are a lot of users who browse random subforums, and also pretty much never post.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004


I try to tell kids on the street that somethingawful is a cool place where they can do their social media

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

Make your buddy smile!


10 out of 10 weird skin things are melanoma

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

حزب البعث الاشتراكي
في البنسلفانيا




Lipstick Apathy

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

yeah, that seems about right. a little high, maybe?

I like to read it but not post

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



I think that's just the number of people that haven't logged out. doesn't mean they're browing a forum

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

Make your buddy smile!


the average man has hosed thrice as often as you, and with hotter babes

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


For every 10 times you fart you inhale 100 other peoples farts.

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



Waltzing Along posted:

For every 10 times you fart you inhale 100 other peoples farts.

Like one hundred percent of the water molecules you drink every day have been in Hiltler's pee.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.


...and the pitch! posted:

Like one hundred percent of the water molecules you drink every day have been in Hiltler's pee.

thanks a lot, Nestle

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots

Buglord

Burt Sexual posted:

FYAD: sweet dreams are made of cheese/i can haz a taco plz (20 users browsing)

fifteen bots, four real users and one "general anime" whatever the gently caress that is

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

Make your buddy smile!


there's a 70% chance your childhood christmas presents were meant for a different, more deserving child before your father stole them and changed the tags

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

That Robot posted:

fifteen bots, four real users and one "general anime" whatever the gently caress that is

As opposed to specific anime or lieutenant anime?

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.


All applications for jobs, schools, and internships have an applicant pool that exactly reflects the national population average, and this fact can be used to assess their fairness.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012


TO-DO: BRUNCH, BOOZE, JERKING TO ANIME CHILDREN


It's believable, considering GBS/Games/TVIV/other high traffic sub-forum activity and there's lots of lurkers everywhere.

Raspberry Jam It In Me
Oct 29, 2011

A custard-coloured super-dream
of Ali McGraw and Steve McQueen


Ahahaha, D&D has more people than GBS.

Actually, that makes sense. User numbers dropped sharply after GBS 1.0 was destroyed

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008



Literally A Person posted:

99% of all gbs threads are junk and their posters are junk as well.

present company included of course

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

MY SHITPOSTING HAS IMPROVED SINCE THE ACCIDENT

Buglord

Gbs is bad and has always been bad. It had to get real bad for me to post here, I exclusively posted in PYF in the Scootsmagoo days

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

MY SHITPOSTING HAS IMPROVED SINCE THE ACCIDENT

Buglord

And by bad I mean bad to the bone.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 28 hours!


Literally A Person posted:

99% of all gbs threads are junk and their posters are junk as well.

present company excluded of course

This thread is for fake statistics! Please don't post true facts in here.

Eddy Bulundees
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails

37.2 % of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Jeff Sichoe
Apr 21, 2004


5.5 inch is average

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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



Jeff Sichoe posted:

5.5 inch is average

...fake? oh.

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