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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I've been jerking off 8, 9 times a day
 
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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

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DeadBlack posted:

I've been jerking off 8 dudes, 9 times a day

I'm gonna need you to get your numbers up. It's crunch time around here, and Corporate isn't playing games.

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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Zorodius posted:

I'm gonna need you to get your numbers up. It's crunch time around here, and Corporate isn't playing games.

I mean, Steve is pulling 6 or 7 DPH, easy. Now, those are numbers that Corporate likes to hear. Wave hello, Steve! See that? Sticky hands - great stuff, good hustle. And he's an intern, we're not even paying him.

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