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MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
Daniel Usenko



[AUDIO TRANSCRIPT p-00439259-1]
[SUBJECT INTERVIEW: Daniel Usenko]
[CONDUCTING AGENT: REDACTED]
[ALSO PRESENT: None]

REDACTED: Please have a seat, Mr Usenko.
[SOUND OF CHAIR BEING MOVED]
REDACTED: Would you like a drink? A cigarette?
USENKO: No.
REDACTED: Mr Usenko, I want to make it clear that you're not under arrest. You're not in trouble at all.
USENKO: So I can leave, then?
REDACTED: As soon as we're done here, if that's what you want, yes. For the record, you are Daniel Yakiv Usenko, born April eight, REDACTED?
USENKO: Yeah.
REDACTED: You've had no fixed residence for the past three years, instead travelling the Western states as a street performer under the name Osman. Mr Usenko, do you believe in magic.
USENKO: [laughs] Yeah, sure I do. Abracadabra!
REDACTED: No, Mr Usenko, I'm talking about real magic. You specialise in mentalism, yes? The art of reading minds? How do you do it, Mr Usenko?
USENKO: Don't you know a good magician never reveals his secrets?
REDACTED: Do you think this is the right time to be holding secrets, Mr Usenko?
USENKO: Ok, fine. I use cold reading to lead the-
REDACTED: Mr Usenko, I'm aware of what cold reading is. I'm also aware that your own skills go beyond cold reading. We've watched your YouTube videos. In fact, Mr Usenko, we've had our eye on you for some time. What if I told you that there are real psychics, and you are one of them?
USENKO: This is a joke, right? Where's the hidden camera?
REDACTED: I can assure you this is no joke, Mr Usenko. There is an entire world, hidden from view. You have the potential to become a part of that world, Mr Usenko. I'm offering you a path into that world. I'm offering you a job. Would you like to know more, Mr Usenko?
USENKO: Yeah, ok.

pre:
Name: Daniel Usenko
Profession: CAPS Psychic
Age: 27

Attributes 
Strength:	  2
Dexterity:	  4
Constitution:     2
Intelligence:     2
Perception:	  2
Willpower:	  3

Life points: 26
Endurance points: 26
Speed: 12

Qualities 
Increased Essence Pool 1
Influence (Paranormal) 1
Psychic
Resources (Middle Class)
Status 1

Pulling Strings
Corruption Treatment
Occult Library
Pool Data

Drawbacks 
Addiction (Light marijuana)
Clown
Notoriety
Obligation (Total)
Phobia (Claustrophobia, Serious)

Skills
Acting 1
Brawling 1
Bureaucracy 1
Cheating 2
Dodge 1
Driving (Motorcycle) 1
Escape 2
Gambling 1
Haggling 1
Occult Knowledge 1
Pick Pocket 3
Sleight of Hand 5
Smooth Talking 2
Research/Investigation 1
Science (Parapsychology) 1

Powers
Mind Probe (S1/A1)

MaliciousOnion fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Jun 30, 2017

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