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daykrew of course goes full bore into the plan to become a lame christian feminist with a little help from satan, i possess prince nation of thizzlam and he adopts feminism too 
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Jun 21, 2017 06:10
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JosefStalinator posted:daykrew of course goes full bore into the plan to become a lame christian feminist if satan wills it
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JosefStalinator posted:naw your dudes alright i dont know what any of these stats mean but is 3 military good or bad?
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Jun 21, 2017 06:12
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oh poo poo so if we manage to eradicate catholicism, we get a cathar pope we can make the pope feminist if we convert enough catholics to feminism new goal???
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Jun 21, 2017 06:13
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JosefStalinator posted:oh poo poo so if we manage to eradicate catholicism, we get a cathar pope anything to ruin the medieval pope, absolutely yes
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Nation of Thizzlam posted:i dont know what any of these stats mean but is 3 military good or bad? the way education works is there's 4 levels of education you can get, its semi random but based on stats and personality you can become better with time too - if your dude wins a lot of battles he'll become a "brillian strategist" (lvl 4 military education) like his grandma Queen Mum Mariana his base 10 of military skill (a stat, no education) isn't bad and it will go up as he gets stronger
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JosefStalinator posted:oh poo poo so if we manage to eradicate catholicism, we get a cathar pope 
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Jun 21, 2017 06:15
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by satans will, the horse is now cathar but still a loving virgin  also nation of thizzlam loving cold dude jesus
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Jun 21, 2017 06:16
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 ima git git git git u drunk  gently caress
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Jun 21, 2017 06:19
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Gobias has a micropenis every knows it
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Jun 21, 2017 06:21
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JosefStalinator posted:by satans will, the horse is now cathar more than anything else i want that fuckin skull mask
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Jun 21, 2017 06:22
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a CYOA where none of it is horse loving. 8/10 - gamespy
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Jun 21, 2017 06:22
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Blessings upon you and your horse
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Jun 21, 2017 06:23
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grandpa peckerwood is smiling at you from hell nice twist doing it in the water, i guess easier to mount?
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Jun 21, 2017 06:24
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it's like we can hear pence's internal monologue
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Jun 21, 2017 06:25
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we have to pray she gets pregnant now but she might be too old we may not be able to continue the horse loving line until we get another horse
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JosefStalinator posted:grandpa peckerwood is smiling at you from hell Why would you assume that 'warm waters of the stream' referred to a river? The piss tape is real.
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Jun 21, 2017 06:27
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Not a Step posted:Why would you assume that 'warm waters of the stream' referred to a river?  pence just got a boner and doesnt know why
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its officially canon that all horse loving occurs in a river of piss btw also i just discovered that even as cathars we can still raid so long as we are norse in culture gently caress yeah 
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Jun 21, 2017 06:30
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FEMINIST VALKYRIES WE COMING FOR YOU POPE
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Jun 21, 2017 06:31
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for some reason the lords of the realm prefer Prince bump_fn as our new ruler not sure why, but he is apparently super attractive and brawny (his actually traits) EDIT: dang Prince Legoman 
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Jun 21, 2017 06:34
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JosefStalinator posted:
rekindle that love with another piss orgy
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Jun 21, 2017 06:37
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mods plz rename thread to "CSPAM Kings 2: Baloogan Fucks a Horse in a River of Piss"
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rofl you're drinking with daykrew and this happens edit: a year long hangover jesus 
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OH poo poo for those of you not in the know, this is the most important and crucial event chain in ck2:  this starts an event chain that's like 30 events long but if you answer it right and satan is on your side with random events you can literally become immortal
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gently caress iw ent off raiding to help afford the search for immortality and then apparently some counter revolutionaries arent happy we adopted feminism  i hired some mercs to help out but i ran out of money and they immediately turned on me lol so now we owe 350 gold to the jews  we can also expel them and cancel our debts if we wanna be assholes
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Jun 21, 2017 06:52
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but we get some bad news for the king when he returns home to quash the rebellions   
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ahahahahahaha this cant be real
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Jun 21, 2017 06:56
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JosefStalinator posted:ahahahahahaha this cant be real
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Jun 21, 2017 06:57
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so we turn to satan  and in turn he cures our herpes but not our cancer lol
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Jun 21, 2017 06:58
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JosefStalinator posted:ahahahahahaha this cant be real lmao
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Jun 21, 2017 07:01
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 Gobias Industries is desperate so he turns to a heretic shia lady named cleopatra for eternal life
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Jun 21, 2017 07:01
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but he fails gonna die of cancer soon
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Jun 21, 2017 07:04
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JosefStalinator posted:EDIT: dang Prince Legoman 
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dang that was fast KING GOBIAS INDUSTRIES, FIRST OF HIS NAME, HAS DIED OF CANCER AT THE AGE OF 44. The lords of the realm don't like Prince Nation of Thizzlam for some reason, so the crown passes to King bump_fn, first of his name. Jarl Nation of Thizzlam and Jarl Legoman inherit the other titles. With gavelkind succession, the titles of the dad are divided among all living sons. This... creates problems down the line, as we now have two very powerful vassals.
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