2017 NBA Draft GDT -- Everybody's Got a Freak Inside

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

https://twitter.com/MagicJohnson/status/568591585912467456

7 pm on ESPN

The Vertical LIve draft show was really good last year (Starts at 6:30 pm) https://sports.yahoo.com/watch-vertical-nba-draft-live-122348155.html

2017 First-Round Order

1. Boston (From Brooklyn)NOPE its Philly's Pick Markelle Fultz
2. Los Angeles Lakers Lonzo Ball
3. Philadelphia (from Sacramento) sent to Boston Jayson Tatum
4. Phoenix Josh Jackson
5. Sacramento (from Philadelphia) De'Aaron Fox
6. Orlando Jonathan Isaac
7. ~~Minnesota~~ Chicago Lauri Markkanen
8. New York Frank Ntilikina
9. Dallas Dennis Smith
10. ~~Sacramento (From New Orleans)~~ Portland Zach Collins
11. Charlotte Malik Monk
12. Detroit Luke Kennard
13. ~~Denver~~ Utah Donovan Mitchell
14. Miami Bam Adebayo
15. ~~Portland~~ Sacramento Justin Jackson
16. ~~Chicago~~ Minnesota Justin Patton
17. Milwaukee DJ Wilson
18. Indiana TJ Leaf
19. Atlanta John Collins
20. ~~Portland (From Memphis via Denver and Cleveland)~~ Sacramento Harry Giles
21. Oklahoma City Terrance Ferguson
22. Brooklyn (From Washington) Jarrett Allen
23. Toronto (From LA Clippers via Milwaukee) OG Anunoby
24. ~~Utah~~ Denver Tyler Lydon
25. ~~Orlando (From Toronto)~~ Philadelphia An�ejs Pasečņiks
26. Portland (From Cleveland) Caleb Swanigan
27. ~~Brooklyn (From Boston)~~ Los Angeles Lakers Kyle Kuzma
28. ~~Los Angeles Lakers (From Houston)~~ Utah Tony Bradley
29. San Antonio Derrick White
30. ~~Utah (From Golden State)~~ Los Angeles Lakers Josh Hart

2017 Second-Round Order

31. Atlanta (From Brooklyn)
32. Phoenix
33. Orlando (From Los Angeles Lakers)
34. Sacramento (From Philadelphia via New Orleans)
35. ~~Orlando~~ Memphis
36. Philadelphia (From New York via Utah and Toronto)
37. Boston (From Minnesota via Phoenix)
38. Chicago (From Sacramento via Cleveland)
39. Philadelphia (From Dallas)
40. New Orleans
41. Charlotte
~~42. Utah (From Detroit)~~ Los Angeles Lakers
43. Houston (From Denver)
44. New York (From Chicago)
45. Houston (From Portland)
46. Philadelphia (From Miami via Atlanta)
47. Indiana
48. Milwaukee
49. Denver (From Memphis via Oklahoma City)
50. Philadelphia (From Atlanta)
51. Denver (From Oklahoma City)
52. Washington
53. Boston (From Cleveland)
54. Phoenix (From Toronto)
55. Utah
56. Boston (From LA Clippers)
57. Brooklyn (From Boston)
58. New York (From Houston)
59. San Antonio
60. Atlanta (From Golden State via Philadelphia and Utah)

Minnesota gets: Jimmy Butler, #16
Chicago gets: Zack Lavine, Kris Dunn, #7

Utah gets: #13
Denver gets: Trey Lyles, #24

Portland gets: #10
Sacramento gets: #15, #20

Memphis gets #35
Orlando gets: ???

Philadelphia gets: #25
Orlando gets: OKC's 2020 1st (protected), Phi's 2020 2nd

Utah gets: #28
LA Lakers get: #30, #42
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Last Draft Express mock

1. Fultz PRO

2. Ball LAL
3. Tatum BOS
4. Josh Jackson PHOE
5. Fox Sac
6. Isaac DIS
7. Laurie Markennen MINNE
8, Monk NYK
9. Dennis Smith Jr. DAL (STEAL OF THE DRAFT)
10. Z. Collins SAC

STORY LINES GOING INTO THE DRAFT::

- Every pick will be spoiled on twitter and the NBA doesnt care. :shrug:

- Will Danny "the Brain Doctor" Ainge actually do a thing or just conserve assets until the end of time? Is Belichickian down-trading a smart idea in the NBA when only 5 guys are on the court at once?
- The Knicks may be trading Kristaps Porzingis (the Lativian gangster) for a top 5 pick. Boston and PHO have both been in deep negotiations and it may happen.
- Both LAL and PHILA may be trading for an additional 1st rounder.
- DET may be trading their pick for an established veteran.
- Indiana will most likely trade Paul George during the draft.
- First two picks are known, no one has any idea what will happen at 3 and after.
- Minne may be trading its pick + more for Jimmy Butler
- The Trail blazers are in bad shape with a championship payroll for a .500 team. They may be trading all of their 1sts to get out of bad contracts
- the Kings have two top ten picks and it will be entertaining to see them gently caress it up.
- DENNIS SMITH JUNIOR is a complete stud baller and will be drafter way too late.
- CLE is completely shook after not extending its GM. Lebron is mad in real life. Kyrie is daydreaming in public about being somewhere else. Everyone knows LBJ will be in LA next year. IN the background. I doubt they do anything since .. .you know... they dont have a GM during the draft.

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# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:16

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:54

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I am very excited for incredibly stupid things to happen tonight.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:21

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Sam Hinkie vs the world

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:22

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

if you have anything else to put in the first post I will

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:22

tanglewood1420: Oct 28, 2010; The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

euphronius posted:

if you have anything else to put in the first post I will

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:24

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

tanglewood1420 posted:

That's actually Embiid's erect penis that they're riding.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:26

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Trust the Process you sad hating rear end bitches. You all know how wrong you were deep inside now

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:29

tanglewood1420: Oct 28, 2010; The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

If I was ranking 'most likely to be a league MVP' Fultz is first and second I'd have Dennis Smith. It's weird he is going to be outside the top 6 (probably). Jason Tatum's ceiling is Old Melo, why is he going to go third/fourth? I don't get it.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:29

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

tanglewood1420 posted:

gently caress you steal your own photo!

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:30

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Please god let the Bulls draft Terrance Ferguson. He is my Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot this year.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:32

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Danny Ainge will be selecting Jayson Tatum and doing absolutely nothing else of note

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:34

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

Dexo posted:

Please god let the Bulls draft Terrance Ferguson. He is my Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot this year.

Colangelo is looking to get back into the first round and I'm convinced Ferguson is his target

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:38

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Cool Buff Man posted:

Danny Ainge will be selecting Jayson Tatum and doing absolutely nothing else of note

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:39

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Hello all, now goodbye I hate getting twitter updates before the pick is announced.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:39

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Im pretty sure T-Ferg is a shooter that cant shoot

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:40

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Rasta_Al posted:

I'm not even that mad at it or anything, better than doing something overtly stupid. I just hope I see something overtly stupid from somebody else

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:40

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Cool Buff Man posted:

I'm not even that mad at it or anything, better than doing something overtly stupid. I just hope I see something overtly stupid from somebody else

Vlade has two picks

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:42

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

euphronius posted:

Vlade has two picks

You just made my night

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:44

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

I'm sad JJ is going to Phoenix. It fits his game but that makes me sad. At least it isn't SAC

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:45

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

tanglewood1420 posted:

If I was ranking 'most likely to be a league MVP' Fultz is first and second I'd have Dennis Smith. It's weird he is going to be outside the top 6 (probably). Jason Tatum's ceiling is Old Melo, why is he going to go third/fourth? I don't get it.

If Isaac is gone and we keep the pick DSJ is who I want so bad.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:48

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/877997065036382209

fultz is a bust

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:52

ragle: Nov 1, 2009

euphronius posted:

Vlade has two picks

Sacramento's #10 + Afflalo for Drummond is the hot rumor

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:52

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

aBagorn posted:

Colangelo is looking to get back into the first round and I'm convinced Ferguson is his target

I have such a good feeling about that dude, like I did with Luwalu and he seemed like a pretty good rookie last year.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:54

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

I think Sixers are targeting Portland with a trade up. Portland has an extra pick and too much salary on the books. They need non-guaranteed contracts.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:54

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

How can I watch this if I'm in Canada and don't have ESPN

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:54

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

vaginal facsimile posted:

How can I watch this if I'm in Canada and don't have ESPN

You will be fine with the Vertical show i think.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:55

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

corn on the cop posted:

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/877997065036382209

fultz is a bust

Those are the shoes of a shook man.

GDI now I'm depressed

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:56

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

corn on the cop posted:

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/877997065036382209

fultz is a bust

Hahaha those are somehow worse than Fox's

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:57

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

vaginal facsimile posted:

How can I watch this if I'm in Canada and don't have ESPN

it's on TSN2 if you have that

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:57

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

Cool Buff Man posted:

Hahaha those are somehow worse than Fox's

Fox's shoes are amazing :colbert:

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:57

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

aBagorn posted:

Fox's shoes are amazing

Stoop. In the name of loove.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:58

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Fox.says he wants the team drafting him to bring a visor not a hat. Pro move

# ? Jun 22, 2017 23:01

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

WhyteRyce posted:

Fox.says he wants the team drafting him to bring a visor not a hat. Pro move

I like him.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 23:02

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Josh Jackson was always kinda an rear end in a top hat, so I don't really care where he goes as long as it's not the Celtics or some poo poo like that. Frank Mason though needs to not end up on some team I hate, so please let him land on the, uh, the Sixers, that'll be fine, or the Jazz or Sun.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 23:02