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Hey guys I know this is going to be an annoying text but SPC Jones got a DUI this afternoon so I need a 100% up ASAP and a by-hour timeline of your 4th of July plans then we have 100% accountability at the Company Area tomorrow at 0600. Enjoy your holiday.
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PFC Hayes didn't report to staff duty, I need a volunteer to take his shift today. If I don't hear from somebody in the next ten minutes we'll have a 100% accountability formation at the company.
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Jul 4, 2017 16:45
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1SGT: IF YOU GUYS GET WASTED AND NEED A RIDE, I DON'T GIVE A poo poo IF YOU CALL ME, JUST GET HOME SAFE, HOOAH?? PSG: If any of you fuckers call the 1sgt I'll smoke the poo poo out of you for a week. Call me if you need to, but don't loving call the 1sgt. SL: Don't loving call the PSG. Call your battle buddy, if he doesn't answer call your TL, if he doesn't answer call me. TL: Don't bother the goddamn SL with your dumbass drunk taxi-needing crybaby bullshit. Call your battle buddy and then call me. Or call a loving cab. If you don't have money for a cab, staff duty has money for a cab. *Gets drunk with every battle buddy.* *Calls TL, SL, PSG multiple times and gets no answer.* *Lost wallet, can't get cash. Calls staff duty, cab fund is empty because it's a four day weekend and everyone already exhausted it an never paid back.* *DUI* WHY DIDN'T YOU loving CALL SOMEBODY???? OH YOU DIDN'T CALL THE 1SGT??? WHY THE gently caress NOT???? (This is a true story, though not my story.) boop the snoot fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Jul 4, 2017 |
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Jul 4, 2017 16:59
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I remember my first beer
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Jul 4, 2017 17:06
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I remember my first soju bowl. Until I stood up. All black after that.
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Jul 4, 2017 20:56
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TBeats posted:1SGT: IF YOU GUYS GET WASTED AND NEED A RIDE, I DON'T GIVE A poo poo IF YOU CALL ME, JUST GET HOME SAFE, HOOAH?? Does the army not really have the AADD equivalent or whatever those volunteer nerds are called
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Jul 4, 2017 21:47
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Forgot what base it was but there is/was an Air Force base that was considering getting rid of its ADD program since their # of DUI incidents had dropped so much....
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Jul 4, 2017 21:54
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Cenen posted:Forgot what base it was but there is/was an Air Force base that was considering getting rid of its ADD program since their # of DUI incidents had dropped so much.... well in 2017 life expectancy is at an alltime high so we're gonna say gently caress healthcare so that's just keeping with the times imo
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Jul 4, 2017 22:07
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Cenen posted:Forgot what base it was but there is/was an Air Force base that was considering getting rid of its ADD program since their # of DUI incidents had dropped so much.... then some other noble down the line could take credit for reducing the number of DUIs by instituting a new revolutionary ADD program
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Jul 4, 2017 22:07
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"Alright, the MPs are getting too many calls about drunk and disorderly conduct at the barracks. Let's ban alcohol there, that'll solve the problem." 2 months later: "Why the hell have DUIs off post gone up 450%?"
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Jul 4, 2017 22:47
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A Bad Poster posted:"Alright, the MPs are getting too many calls about drunk and disorderly conduct at the barracks. Let's ban alcohol there, that'll solve the problem." They got rid of dry dorms while I was at Travis and I remember at least one retarded SNCO dreading the future DUI increase since ADD wasn't as busy
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Jul 5, 2017 08:13
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Jul 6, 2017 03:32
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gently caress you SSG B you fat bitch
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Jul 6, 2017 03:34
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:gently caress you SSG B you fat bitch
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Jul 6, 2017 04:00
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:gently caress you SSG B you fat bitch
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Jul 6, 2017 04:01
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:gently caress you SSG B you fat bitch
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Jul 6, 2017 04:28
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charge your phone
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Jul 6, 2017 04:50
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test your old sgt thats still in "i just got a dui" then stop responding edit: do this from someone else's phone
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Jul 6, 2017 06:21
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Protip: you can create additional phone numbers with Google Voice.
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Jul 6, 2017 06:47
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Reverand maynard posted:test your old sgt thats still in "gently caress you if you're still in" then stop responding
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Jul 6, 2017 06:47
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Reverand maynard posted:test your old sgt thats still in "i just got a dui" then stop responding several months ago a friend of mine who had recently got out got a mass text from his "new" squad leader who somehow got his number and told the whole squad to get to the company asap. he responded with "i'm drunk as gently caress and you're a bitch" squad leader flipped out and was threatening to gently caress up the entire squad until everyone else in the group text told him the deal.
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Jul 6, 2017 13:32
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Lol
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TBeats posted:he responded with "i'm drunk as gently caress and you're a bitch" New army thread title, please?
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