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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


Wow look at you losers, spending 10 years on an online forum.

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Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe


MassRafTer posted:

Wow look at you losers, spending 10 years on an online forum.

I took three years to make an account. How embarassing.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Under the vegetable posted:

I took three years to make an account. How embarassing.

Ha! I only took 15 months!

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

CHEERS, LOVE.
THE CAVALYAAAY'S HERE!


I didn't mean to hijack this thread but since it's already hijacked, it looks like Oatgan & I have finished the listing for 2017. Check out these hot names from 2015 that aren't going to be in 2017



edit: also the beer city bruiser

HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at Jun 25, 2017 around 04:42

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


I don't like Trevor Lee but he did make the BOLA finals

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


Lid posted:

I don't like Trevor Lee but he did make the BOLA finals

Ok great.

Hechicero isn't in the tournament and he just beat Atlantis.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


No Mike Bennett, but what about Mike Kanellis?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Lid posted:

I don't like Trevor Lee but he did make the BOLA finals

TNA ruins everything it touches

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012



HulkaMatt posted:

I didn't mean to hijack this thread but since it's already hijacked, it looks like Oatgan & I have finished the listing for 2017. Check out these hot names from 2015 that aren't going to be in 2017



edit: also the beer city bruiser

RIP LU

Jenkem Delivery
Feb 8, 2005

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill

How is Mundo not on the list he's the LU champ?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


Jenkem Delivery posted:

How is Mundo not on the list he's the LU champ?

He's probably not anymore and if we're going to include every fake lucha group no one watches we'd have to include that racist company over in England.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

HulkaMatt posted:

I didn't mean to hijack this thread but since it's already hijacked, it looks like Oatgan & I have finished the listing for 2017. Check out these hot names from 2015 that aren't going to be in 2017



edit: also the beer city bruiser

take Kane off of there

take Kane off of there right now

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

1975 Campeones del Mundo de Completo
#ForzaFailrarri


HulkaMatt posted:

Literally 3 weeks before:





Still better than Bayley

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

CHEERS, LOVE.
THE CAVALYAAAY'S HERE!


Cubone posted:

take Kane off of there

take Kane off of there right now

He's extremely inactive. I'm sorry.


Jenkem Delivery posted:

How is Mundo not on the list he's the LU champ?

Of all the people on the list that's the one that bugged me the most tbh. I'll try and see a spot I can sub him in, though I'm not sure if he has any chance of getting through R1.



I blame Matt Striker, tbh.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


If Keith Lee replaced Trevor Lee then its fine

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


MassRafTer posted:

Given the plans for him and his own plans this is exceedingly unlikely.

I took his exile to ECW to mean there weren't plans, and his ECW championship as a consolation prize.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


RacistGuidingLight posted:

I took his exile to ECW to mean there weren't plans, and his ECW championship as a consolation prize.

They wanted him to work with young guys for a year and then back to Raw.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Jenkem Delivery posted:

How is Mundo not on the list he's the LU champ?

Because when we were filling out the bracket he was wrestling my least favorite match of 2017 on twitch.tv

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight


For those with archives:

Chris Benoit: The Thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=2535847

Paradol Ex: The Thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=2537798

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

still a threat


Oat how could you do Daisuke Sekimoto like that?

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

Romantic and Square is Hip and Aware!

SunshineDanceParty posted:

I don't look at my registration date to avoid thoughts like that.

I started posting here when I was 13. I'm now 30.

My account is too old for Jerry Lawler to gently caress.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


britishbornandbread posted:

I started posting here when I was 13.

Well I think it's safe to finally tell you.... they actually DID post porn in DPPH!

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


John Cena made his WWE debut on June 27, 2002. I've been posting here since June 19, 2001. God drat.

I'd like to think I've brought RUTHLESS AGGRESSION during my tenure

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

Romantic and Square is Hip and Aware!

Jerusalem posted:

Well I think it's safe to finally tell you.... they actually DID post porn in DPPH!

I know, and it was bloody marvellous.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

Dang J-Ru called it on page 1

Jerusalem posted:

Oh poo poo, WWE.com.... gently caress. gently caress!

This has got to be murder-suicide or something, right? Oh Jesus gently caress.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


It was a lovely day to be right

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

ATTENTION HOTLINE FANS!

There is hot news circulating about your favorite or most hated promotion or wrestler, but because of the sensitivity of these scoops I can't talk about them here on Something Awful.

To get the low down exclusive, call my hotline now!


Oops https://twitter.com/WWE__History/st...388985348554752

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


https://twitter.com/YEEZY77_/status/878812952559616001

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

*~ayoo comin thru~*


I live 5 minutes away from the Hart house you think if I have a vigil on the front lawn they'll be mad?

Jason Sextro
Jul 30, 2003

Un alpha en développement depuis quatre ans? C'est incroyable!



attackmole posted:

I live 5 minutes away from the Hart house you think if I have a vigil on the front lawn they'll be mad?

they don't own it anymore so it's hard to say

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan


Incredibly surreal looking back to a time when people could still feel things

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


HulkaMatt posted:

Literally 3 weeks before:



By the way, I'm set to post the 2017 version of this on July 4th or 5th. So get ready for that.

ZANDIG was robbed.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

Goal, assist, fight.

The one nice retirement story from the 2007 tournament is El Generico, who went back to the orphanage he runs in Mexico

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


AsInHowe posted:

The one nice retirement story from the 2007 tournament is El Generico, who went back to the orphanage he runs in Mexico

He works in WWE as Sami Zayn.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


MassRafTer posted:

He works in WWE as Sami Zayn.

LOL no, Generico was good and cool. Sami Zayn is a loser nerd.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



C. Everett Koop posted:

ZANDIG was robbed.

We have a chance to fix this mistake

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

Goal, assist, fight.

MassRafTer posted:

He works in WWE as Sami Zayn.

El Generico is retired and running an orphanage in Mexico. Let him live in peace.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009



If Chris had also killed David they could have been called The Four Corpsemen.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


AsInHowe posted:

El Generico is retired and running an orphanage in Mexico. Let him live in peace.

That was a joke he is currently on Smackdown as Sami Zayn.

Frankly he should apologize to Mexico for that offensive cultural appropriation.

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Venomous
Nov 7, 2011



MassRafTer posted:

He works in WWE as Sami Zayn.

No, Sami Zayn was Big Larry, you numpty. El Generico was El Generico.

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