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iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

The rest of the OP:

Some Signings of Interest

Anaheim Ducks
Ryan Miller 4/2
Cam Fowler 52/8

Buffalo Sabres
Benoit Pouliot 1.15

Calgary Flames
Michael Stone 10.5/3

Carolina Hurricanes
Justin Williams 9/2
Jaccob Slavin 37.1/7

Chicago Blackhawks
Patrick Sharp 1/1

Colorado Avalanche
Jonathan Bernier 2.75/1

Dallas Stars
Martin Hanzal 14.25/3
Alex Radulov 31.25/5

Detroit Red Wings
Trevor Daley 9.534/3
Tomas Tatar 21.2/4

Edmonton Oilers
Connor McDavid 97.97/8

Florida Panthers
Radim Vrbata 2.5/1

Los Angeles Kings
Stepan Falkovsky 2.775/3
Mike Cammalleri 1/1

Minnesota Wild
Nino Niederreiter 26.25/5

Montreal Canadiens
Karl Alzner 23.125/5
Carey Price 84/8 (70 million in signing bonus)
Ales Hemsky 1/1

Nashville Predators
Scott Hartnell 1/1
Nick Bonino 16.4/4
Austin Watson 3.3/3
Ryan Johansen 64/8

New Jersey Devils
Brian Boyle 5.1/2

New York Islanders
Adam Pelech 6.4/4

New York Rangers
Brendan Smith 17.4/4
Kevin Shattenkirk 26.6/4
Ondrej Pavelec 1.3/1
Jesper Fast 5.55/3
Mike Zibanejad 26.75/5

Ottawa Senators
Michael Condon 7.2/3
Nate Thompson 3.3/2 (NTC)
JG Pageau 9.3/3
Johnny Oduya 1/1

Pittsburgh Penguins
Antti Niemi 700K/1
Matt Hunwick 6.75/3
Justin Schultz 16.5/3
Brian Dumoulin 24.6/6
Connor Sheary 9/3

Philadelphia Flyers
Brian Elliott 5.5/2

San Jose Sharks
Martin Jones 34.5/6
Marc-Edourd Vlasic 56/8
Joe Thornton 8/1

Tampa Bay Lightning
Chris Kunitz 2/1
Dan Girardi 6/2
Tyler Johnson 35/7

Toronto Maple Leafs
Ron Hainsey 6/2
Patrick Marleau 18.75/3

Washington Capitals
Dmitri Orlov 30.6/6
Brett Connolly 3/2
Andre Burakovsky 6/2

Winnipeg Jets
Dmitry Kulikov 12.99/3
Steve Mason 8.2/2

Vancouver Canucks
Alexander Burmistrov 900K/1
Sam Gagner 9.45/3
Anders Nilsson 5/2
Michael Del Zotto 6/2

TRADES

Arizona gets: Niklas Hjalmarsson
Chicago gets: Laurent Dauphin, Connor Murphy

Columbus gets: Artemi Panarin, Tyler Motte, #181
Chicago gets: Brandon Saad, Anton Forsberg, 2018 5th

Columbus gets: Jordan Schroeder
Minnesota gets: Dante Salituro

Arizona gets: Derek Stepan, Antti Raanta
New York Rangers get: @nycguidovoice, #7

Dallas gets: #26
Chicago gets: #29, #70

St Louis gets: Brayden Schenn
Philadelphia gets: Jori Lehtera, #27, conditional 2018 1st
Conditions: 2018 1st is top-10 protected. St Louis may also choose to delay the pick to 2019. In that case, Philadelphia gets a 2019 1st and 3rd.

Pittsburgh gets: Ryan Reaves, #51
St Louis gets: Oscar Sundqvist, #31

Calgary gets: Travis Hamonic, 2019 or 2020 4th
New York Islanders get: 2018 1st, 2018 2nd, 2019 or 2020 2nd
Whether the exchanged picks are 2019 or 2020 depends on whether or not NYI has to convey their 2019 2nd as part of a different trade.

Ottawa Dallas gets: Marc Methot
Vegas gets: 2020 2nd, Dylan Ferguson

Calgary gets: Eddie Lack, Ryan Murphy, a 2019 7th
Carolina gets: Keegan Kanzig, a 2019 6th
Carolina retains 50% salary on Eddie Lack.

Buffalo gets: Marco Scandella, Jason Pominville, 2018 4th
Minnesota gets: Marcus Foligno, Tyler Ennis, 2018 3rd

Colorado gets: Colin Wilson
Nashville gets: 2019 4th

Tampa gets: Carter Verhaeghe
New York Islanders get: Kristers Gudlevskis

Detroit gets: Tom McCollum
Calgary gets: Conditional 7th

Nashville gets: Alexei Emelin
Vegas gets: 2019 3rd
Vegas retains 1.2 million in salary

Vegas gets: Markus Kruger
Chicago gets: Future Considerations

Carolina gets: Markus Kruger
Vegas gets 2019 5th

New Jersey gets: Marcus Johansson
Washington gets: 2018 2nd & 3rd


Other poo poo

Marian Hossa has sorta retired but not really due to a severe allergic reaction to his equipment.

Colorado turned down a really good deal on Duchene from the Islanders.

Oh, and Vegas has a team now.

Somebody fucked around with this message at Jul 31, 2017 around 10:02

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Mamma Lucia
Jul 20, 2014

THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP

The reaves trade was dumb and reaching at #52 was also dumb, please retire before free agency, GMJR.

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Vincent Van Goat posted:

The reaves trade was dumb and reaching at #52 was also dumb, please retire before free agency, GMJR.

Seconded.

Kilza
Oct 3, 2013



Things I want to happen this off-season:
1) McDavid and Draisaitl get signed to under $20 mil combined
2) Peter Chiarelli and Kris Russell get shot into the sun
3) The Flames relocate and leave Calgary with no NHL team

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

Kilza posted:

Things I want to happen this off-season:
1) McDavid and Draisaitl get signed to under $20 mil combined
2) Peter Chiarelli and Kris Russell get shot into the sun
3) The Flames relocate and leave Calgary with no NHL team

I want someone to offersheet McDavid a maximum salary contract for the hilarity.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Saviour, thy name is Knuckle


Kilza posted:

Things I want to happen this off-season:
1) McDavid and Draisaitl get signed to under $20 mil combined

lol

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain


fire peter chiarelli

Kilza
Oct 3, 2013



Mage_Boy posted:

I want someone to offersheet McDavid a maximum salary contract for the hilarity.

Too bad he can't even be offer sheeted this offseason, since he's still on his ELC.

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

Mage_Boy posted:

I want someone to offersheet McDavid a maximum salary contract for the hilarity.

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.


Mage_Boy posted:

I want someone to offersheet McDavid a maximum salary contract for the hilarity.

Save the "Why would he pass up 14 mil per?"

But... a player doesn't have to sign a max offer sheet.

McDavid could really want to have other pieces around him and know signing a max offer sheet and even having it matched would limit the pieces around him.

Having said that... see the post I quoted

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER


Krime posted:

Save the "Why would he pass up 14 mil per?"

But... a player doesn't have to sign a max offer sheet.

McDavid could really want to have other pieces around him and know signing a max offer sheet and even having it matched would limit the pieces around him.

Having said that... see the post I quoted
Lol as if

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

~~ smooches ~~


McDavid is gonna get offersheeted by a cooler team and he's gonna be all 'peace out'.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012


yellowcar posted:

McDavid is gonna get offersheeted by a cooler team and he's gonna be all 'peace out'.
0% chance that actually happens

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!


Mage_Boy posted:

I want someone to offersheet McDavid a maximum salary contract for the hilarity.

I'd be fine with that. Oilers get 4 1st round picks as compensation, some other team gets cap hell and a single point of failure. You just know he's going to get run out of town or leave as a UFA anyway. All of that goes for Draisaitl too.

Also,

fits posted:

fire peter chiarelli

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.


Spring Break My Heart posted:

0% chance that actually happens

Someone post the McDavid war stare gif after the Oilers won the draft lottery.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012


Ceyton posted:

I'd be fine with that. Oilers get 4 1st round picks as compensation, some other team gets cap hell and a single point of failure. You just know he's going to get run out of town or leave as a UFA anyway. All of that goes for Draisaitl too.

Also,

4 first round picks for mcdavid would be a bad trade for the oilers though and presumably whichever team gets him will be in the top half of the league for those 4 years

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Do you not want your hotdog?
(pause)
I'll keep it for you.
(pause)
I thought you were going to leave me.

Fun Shoe

Vincent Van Goat posted:

The reaves trade was dumb and reaching at #52 was also dumb, please retire before free agency, GMJR.

Ryan Reaves is gonna beat the hell out of some scum this season. I'll trade a first for pound town baby

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Do you not want your hotdog?
(pause)
I'll keep it for you.
(pause)
I thought you were going to leave me.

Fun Shoe

Philly...you've been called out. Reaves aint takin none of your poo poo

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Spring Break My Heart posted:

0% chance that actually happens

0% chance it goes through, very good chance it happens.

nature6pk
May 26, 2006
Left Coast Lame-o

Anyone that wouldn't take McDavid for 4 1sts should have their SAS posting credentials revoked, no matter how well they skate backwards.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012


paying a first round pick and having reaves get elbowed into the next dimension by the czechoslovakian hitman would be cool

hifi
Jul 25, 2012


Ginette Reno posted:

Ryan Reaves is gonna beat the hell out of some scum this season. I'll trade a first for pound town baby

malice in the palace part 2

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011

MENS REA? LOL MORE LIKE CHRIS REA AM I RITE

Lipstick Apathy

nature6pk posted:

Anyone that wouldn't take McDavid for 4 1sts should have their SAS posting credentials revoked, no matter how well they skate backwards.

But one of those firsts could turn into a player like McDavid!!!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Do you not want your hotdog?
(pause)
I'll keep it for you.
(pause)
I thought you were going to leave me.

Fun Shoe

hifi posted:

malice in the palace part 2

gently caress yeah

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

wakey wakey to
this bowl of tasty


Yams Fan

Furnaceface posted:

Someone post the McDavid war stare gif after the Oilers won the draft lottery.

lazerwolf
Dec 22, 2009

Orange and Black


Holmgren is salivating somewhere in Philly at the mere THOUGHT of offer sheeting McDavid

eXXon
Aug 19, 2002



There's a rumour that the Leafs offered 2018 1st + JVR for Hamonic, which I hope is false because that would have been really bad.

Incidentally, I just saw that Hamonic had 43% CF% in 519 minutes with Leddy last season compared to 51.5% in 558 minutes the year before. Ouch.

zegermans
Oct 19, 2006



so why'd the Knights grab Fleury instead of Mrazek

Spelling Mitsake
Oct 4, 2007


zegermans posted:

so why'd the Knights grab Fleury instead of Mrazek

To be their mascot.

Kilza
Oct 3, 2013



zegermans posted:

so why'd the Knights grab Fleury instead of Mrazek

The fact Vegas and Pittsburgh agreed to a deal March 1 where the Knights would pick Fleury and get a 2020 2nd in return. I doubt McPhee wanted to break a deal he had in place for over 3 months.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

Goal, assist, fight.

Now that it is the offseason, it's time for Ken Holland to make the Red Wings worse by signing bad old players, as opposed to drafting bad young players

Kilza
Oct 3, 2013



Detroit Red Wing Martin Hanzal has a nice ring to it.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012


i had a dream where shane doan goes to the red wings for 2x4MM and he gets the A but hanzal getting like 5 years from them and loving up his back again and getting bought out would be another funny possibility

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007



This year's Golden Shoe presentation is a little more involved this year, and while I get a commission worked out, I'm extending the voting window to JULY 1, 8 PM MOUNTAIN TIME. Get on it latecomers.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

zegermans posted:

so why'd the Knights grab Fleury instead of Mrazek

Who gives a poo poo if this team gets 50 points a year forever as long as casinos and snowbirds buy all the tickets? And if they don't they can move to Seattle or something

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

https://twitter.com/ThePHWA/status/878652200091779072

Presented without comment.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

lmao Rossi got fired from the Trib like, years ago. He doesn't even work for Dejan Kovacevic's clickbait pay site for complete idiots.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Do you not want your hotdog?
(pause)
I'll keep it for you.
(pause)
I thought you were going to leave me.

Fun Shoe

e: oops

Ginette Reno fucked around with this message at Jun 25, 2017 around 15:15

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks

zegermans posted:

so why'd the Knights grab Fleury instead of Mrazek

Aside from a deal being made months ago, Marc-Andre Fleury is genuinely the kind of personality you can market a team around. He was already doing youth hockey courses the night after the Expansion Draft and I've never seen any player have anything bad to say about him.

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Dec 17, 2008


ElwoodCuse posted:

lmao Rossi got fired from the Trib like, years ago. He doesn't even work for Dejan Kovacevic's clickbait pay site for complete idiots.

Nah he still works for the Trib, that lovely upgruv site he's with is just some offshoot targeted at millenials that aggregates content frim social media...I think, because I avoid visiting any links to it or the Trib like the plague.

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