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Dec 17, 2008

ElwoodCuse posted:

lmao Rossi got fired from the Trib like, years ago. He doesn't even work for Dejan Kovacevic's clickbait pay site for complete idiots.

Nah he still works for the Trib, that lovely upgruv site he's with is just some offshoot targeted at millenials that aggregates content frim social media...I think, because I avoid visiting any links to it or the Trib like the plague.

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Dec 17, 2008

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

It does raise an interesting question -- is this JR's worst move as the Pens GM? The MAF contract was pretty bad, but can be at least partially excused because of the expansion draft maneuvering and 2nd Cup. Otherwise, so far as I can recall, JR's track record with the Pens has been pretty bulletproof.

Despres for Lovejoy was bad. It only looks acceptable because of two things that occurred after the fact: 1) the Ducks gave him a contract that the Penguins couldn't have afforded to give him without making significantly different moves than they actually did during the 2015 offseason (if you have Despres there's probably no Kessel deal) and 2) Despres's career is likely over after taking several headshots before he could accomplish anything notable with the Ducks.

Max Lapierre and Steve Downie were pretty lovely too, and so was Mike Johnston. But yeah, the good far outweighs the bad, and there's a lot of offseason left and free agency hasn't even started.

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Dec 17, 2008

Aye Doc posted:

i want to live in the unfathomable world where joe thornton takes 1.5m a year on his next deal. maybe after that, i could be brave enough to dip my toes into the world where he decides to do it for the new york rangers

he's still producing at 5v5 like a 2c still and his fancies are as usual real drat good. i hope he does want to ring chase on the cheap, and i hope he signs a two million dollar contract to center the pens third line next year

same. depending on what kind of contracts they sign their RFAs to and how much they cheap out on other depth positions the pens might not even need him to take a discount, what with having $19 million in cap space. schultz, dumoulin, and sheary will probably suck up half of that, give or take, and then after that they've basically only need bottom pairing defensemen and bottom six centers

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Dec 17, 2008
please let some team do something so i can stop hearing about ryan reaves

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Dec 17, 2008

Wonderllama posted:

This is a weird FA season where it's just all of us in here hoping our team doesn't sign anyone of the available players.

NHL offseason FA - no news is good news.

knowing that vegas is shopping around sbisa and emelin and apparently getting interest just adds another element of danger, so even if your team manages to be one of the 30 lucky winners of the dan girardi sweepstakes there's still the possibility of being a runner up

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Dec 17, 2008
https://twitter.com/Russostrib/status/879746409683136512

Cullen said in his exit interview that he wouldn't go anywhere but back to the Penguins if he decided not to retire so I don't think the Wild will have much luck there. Kunitz seems kind of random though.

bewbies posted:

I bet Luca Sbisa is the most discussed player in NHLSAS, which is kind of weird.

lovely depth defensemen in general get a lot of airtime here, probably because we're all negative nancies who love to bitch and every team has one

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Dec 17, 2008
i kind of love the russel saga. somehow he got turned into a referendum on fancystats and now he's probably making millions of dollars he wouldn't otherwise because a bunch of people wanted to pump him up to stick it to the nerds

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Dec 17, 2008
https://twitter.com/kikkerlaika/status/879904230131335168

free agent frenzy is going to be fun

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Dec 17, 2008

Levitate posted:

Jim Cerny, the old Rangers media guy who still writes about NHL stuff, says he's heard from a source that Bonino is "very interested" in the Rangers

Bonino's going to get paid a lot of money to severely disappoint somebody thinking he's a top six center.

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Dec 17, 2008

Krime posted:

They are going to want Sprong + and thats a non starter for me.

the penguins have so many good wingers that they were healthy scratching carl hagelin and conor sheary in the playoffs and seriously considering doing the same to guentzel, as much as i'd like to see sprong pan out and play well for the penguins he's exactly the kind of player they can afford to trade. poo poo if they wanted to trade sheary or guentzel for a forward like duchene or an Actually Good defenseman i'd say loving go for it

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Dec 17, 2008

JoelJoel posted:

Jesus, pens fans cup drunk or just delusional?

Well duchene for maatta + sprong + pick was speculated about in the most recent 30 thoughts so its more grounded than random hfboards ideas at least

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Dec 17, 2008
Niemi sucks but if he wants to suck for maybe 20 games for like a million dollars thats probably okay, at least Pittsburgh can give him enough goal support to win a few games in spite of his shittiness too.

Actually 20 games is a lot and thats about as many back to backs as they have so he'd definitely be playing them ruh roh

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Dec 17, 2008
i went to game 1 against the rangers last year and man was that game weird as gently caress going in. sullivan had been playing shell games with his goalies so nobody knew who was going to start and you could pretty much feel the confusion in the air, and the subsequent butt clenching when zatkoff took the net. it was cool as hell when the crowd rallied behind him though, and zatkoff winning the game (and hornqvist getting a hat trick) was a good clue that their regular season magic wouldn't desert them in the playoffs that year.

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Dec 17, 2008

JoelJoel posted:

I love how they tried doing something smart and different then 15 days in were like, yeah, no, gently caress this, bring in the olds.

yeah its kind of funny, it's like they're just tossing good players left and right to spite the computer boys because going all in on their new organizational philosophy didn't produce immediate results

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Dec 17, 2008

Look Around You posted:

Hunwick to pens.

Free agency frenzy chat is here

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Dec 17, 2008
nick bonino is cool as heck and i'm conflicted about his contract because i'm happy to see him paid but his contract is too big and he's gonna be a fanbase whipping boy at some point because of it

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Dec 17, 2008

Excelzior posted:

nhl fans : "This Alzner deal is way too much money for way too long!"

Leafs front office : "Hold my beer"

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Dec 17, 2008
https://mobile.twitter.com/ikhurshudyan/status/881876743853940736

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Dec 17, 2008
its because matt martin scared the injuries away, actually

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Dec 17, 2008

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Someone post the Patrik Stefan empty net video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bBns6ZUn0U

i love ray ferraro totally flipping out on stefan in the commentary

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Dec 17, 2008
its gonna own when a team in playoff contention until the last week of the season wins a top 3 draft pick and everybody realizes this lottery system is dumb as hell too, in addition to still failing to prevent teams from selling off good players to stockpile draft picks and suck poo poo for a couple years

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Dec 17, 2008

eXXon posted:

After taking a look at Marleau's stats over the last 3 years, he has not been especially good. Scoring rates peg him at a low-end second liner/good third liner getting largely undeserved first line minutes. He spent a bunch of time on the PK and was near league-worst in GA and CA/60 - almost as bad as Hyman, who has a completely undeserved reputation as a great PKer. Last season he barely managed to produce at a better rate than Komarov and Brown on the PP.

I was totally on board with doing the needful to get Hyman off the top line, but now I'm a little concerned. Also, Jeremy Roenick has led me to believe that his intangibles aren't very tangible.

When you think about it, Marleau's intangibles are actually perfectly suited to the Maple Leafs. Who else could better inculcate into the young ones the experience of spending your whole career playing for a blue team that, despite any hype surrounding them, manages to disappoint year after year?

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Dec 17, 2008
everybody knows sidney crosby is the greatest leader of men in the national hockey league, lets see you put a stat on that nerds

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Dec 17, 2008

Ginette Reno posted:

Connor needs 4 Cups to be better than so get to work kid

luckily he'll never match the olympic gold since he won't get to play for it

Levitate posted:

Wait until McDavid gets 3 or 4 concussions and/or gets his knee blown out

nothing will ever hurt mcdavid because milan lucic will scare all the bad players and bad luck away

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Dec 17, 2008
The last time Tocchet was in Arizona he was Gretzky''s assistant and got busted for being involved with a sports gambling ring so...at least bringing him back again can't go worse than last time right?

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Dec 17, 2008

Eric the Mauve posted:

I came when I read that Tocchet might actually leave Pittsburgh

Sorry if that's TMI

Just as long as your source wasn't the body issue

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Dec 17, 2008
pas obviously doesn't read enough newspaper fluff pieces or they'd know rick tocchet's real role on the coaching staff is to be the kessel whisperer

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Dec 17, 2008
i remember finding that play almost too cringeworthy to laugh at when it was first posted it was so bad

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Dec 17, 2008

that's great. i wonder how many other stories there are of jeremy roenick's team mates punching him in the face? i'll bet there's a lot

https://www.broadstreethockey.com/2014/4/22/5639778/craig-berube-jeremy-roenick-story-punch-flyers

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Dec 17, 2008
http://nhl.nbcsports.com/2017/07/16/agent-torts-should-be-among-the-top-paid-coaches-in-the-nhl/

opinions about tortorella aside, it's funny to me that the canucks are apparently paying more money to tortorella not to coach for them, than the blue jackets do for him to actually coach their team

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Dec 17, 2008

Mage_Boy posted:

This is something that makes me nervous now that Root is AT&T Sportsnet. They already don't understand proper placement of the score in baseball, so I'm expecting them to gently caress up the hockey broadcast as well.

yeah but at least steigerwald's gone now so there's a lot of leeway for loving up before it outweighs that

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Dec 17, 2008

rex rabidorum vires posted:

They gave him a bunch of money and he's a hilarious defensive liability.

His offence kind of makes up for it but he's the kind of player you get to fill out a blue line on a team that already has a few good defensemen already. Y'know, unlike the Red Wings. Maybe he'll teach their young guys how to win because apparently all the other old guys on the Wings already forgot how??


Good lord, I know the Penguins aren't a team that has a lot of margin for handing out bad contracts but Dumoulin is pretty easily worth what he's asking and the team's offer is a hilarious lowball. He's easily the best left handed D on the team and probably isn't far behind Schultz in terms of his value to the team in general.

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Dec 17, 2008

Stiev Awt posted:

steve "holland" yzerman

yeah i was a little surprised. am i reading this right in that yzerman really give full, 30 team no trade clauses to ryan callahan, alex killorn, dan girardi, braydon coburn, and chris kunitz?

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Dec 17, 2008

FBS posted:

We're two days away from starting August, The Worst Month, and I'm on the Gamecenter archives trying to cure my withdrawal.

What were the most memorable games from your team's regular season? Gimme some fun games to go back and watch.

that penguins and capitals game that had a final score of 8-7

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Dec 17, 2008
https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/891694249070211073

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Dec 17, 2008
They seem pretty boring but inoffensive I guess. It feels like they're really wasting a good opportunity, they made a deep playoff run and have probably never been more popular as a team so they come out with a pair of new jerseys that are totally unexciting.

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Dec 17, 2008
matt murray does have a personality, he's just kind of a cocky jerk instead of being a loveable goofball

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Dec 17, 2008

ElwoodCuse posted:

I'm glad Matt Murray is a good goalie but there's like, zero stories about him. poo poo, even Sid likes fishing and Friends reruns.

does having a giant dog count

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWn9VCilrDC/

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Dec 17, 2008
ill be honest i didnt feel right making a cheap joke because its actually good that the detroit red wings can manage to quickly and unambiguously condemn nazis since we live in a depressing time where "nazis are bad" is a more controversial belief than it should be

sucks about bryan murray too, hockey's not having a great day today all around it seems

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Dec 17, 2008
Today Phil Kessel transcended his human form to become a living breathing hockey playing meme

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXyehaJnsuQ/

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