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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


The rest of the OP: :effort:

Some Signings of Interest

Anaheim Ducks
Ryan Miller 4/2
Cam Fowler 52/8

Buffalo Sabres
Benoit Pouliot 1.15

Calgary Flames
Michael Stone 10.5/3

Carolina Hurricanes
Justin Williams 9/2
Jaccob Slavin 37.1/7

Chicago Blackhawks
Patrick Sharp 1/1

Colorado Avalanche
Jonathan Bernier 2.75/1

Dallas Stars
Martin Hanzal 14.25/3
Alex Radulov 31.25/5

Detroit Red Wings
Trevor Daley 9.534/3
Tomas Tatar 21.2/4

Edmonton Oilers
Connor McDavid 97.97/8

Florida Panthers
Radim Vrbata 2.5/1

Los Angeles Kings
Stepan Falkovsky 2.775/3
Mike Cammalleri 1/1

Minnesota Wild
Nino Niederreiter 26.25/5

Montreal Canadiens
Karl Alzner 23.125/5
Carey Price 84/8 (70 million in signing bonus)
Ales Hemsky 1/1

Nashville Predators
Scott Hartnell 1/1
Nick Bonino 16.4/4
Austin Watson 3.3/3
Ryan Johansen 64/8

New Jersey Devils
Brian Boyle 5.1/2

New York Islanders
Adam Pelech 6.4/4

New York Rangers
Brendan Smith 17.4/4
Kevin Shattenkirk 26.6/4
Ondrej Pavelec 1.3/1
Jesper Fast 5.55/3
Mike Zibanejad 26.75/5

Ottawa Senators
Michael Condon 7.2/3
Nate Thompson 3.3/2 (NTC)
JG Pageau 9.3/3
Johnny Oduya 1/1

Pittsburgh Penguins
Antti Niemi 700K/1
Matt Hunwick 6.75/3
Justin Schultz 16.5/3
Brian Dumoulin 24.6/6
Connor Sheary 9/3

Philadelphia Flyers
Brian Elliott 5.5/2

San Jose Sharks
Martin Jones 34.5/6
Marc-Edourd Vlasic 56/8
Joe Thornton 8/1

Tampa Bay Lightning
Chris Kunitz 2/1
Dan Girardi 6/2
Tyler Johnson 35/7

Toronto Maple Leafs
Ron Hainsey 6/2
Patrick Marleau 18.75/3

Washington Capitals
Dmitri Orlov 30.6/6
Brett Connolly 3/2
Andre Burakovsky 6/2

Winnipeg Jets
Dmitry Kulikov 12.99/3
Steve Mason 8.2/2

Vancouver Canucks
Alexander Burmistrov 900K/1
Sam Gagner 9.45/3
Anders Nilsson 5/2
Michael Del Zotto 6/2

TRADES

Arizona gets: Niklas Hjalmarsson
Chicago gets: Laurent Dauphin, Connor Murphy

Columbus gets: Artemi Panarin, Tyler Motte, #181
Chicago gets: Brandon Saad, Anton Forsberg, 2018 5th

Columbus gets: Jordan Schroeder
Minnesota gets: Dante Salituro

Arizona gets: Derek Stepan, Antti Raanta
New York Rangers get: @nycguidovoice, #7

Dallas gets: #26
Chicago gets: #29, #70

St Louis gets: Brayden Schenn
Philadelphia gets: Jori Lehtera, #27, conditional 2018 1st
Conditions: 2018 1st is top-10 protected. St Louis may also choose to delay the pick to 2019. In that case, Philadelphia gets a 2019 1st and 3rd.

Pittsburgh gets: Ryan Reaves, #51
St Louis gets: Oscar Sundqvist, #31

Calgary gets: Travis Hamonic, 2019 or 2020 4th
New York Islanders get: 2018 1st, 2018 2nd, 2019 or 2020 2nd
Whether the exchanged picks are 2019 or 2020 depends on whether or not NYI has to convey their 2019 2nd as part of a different trade.

Ottawa Dallas gets: Marc Methot
Vegas gets: 2020 2nd, Dylan Ferguson

Calgary gets: Eddie Lack, Ryan Murphy, a 2019 7th
Carolina gets: Keegan Kanzig, a 2019 6th
Carolina retains 50% salary on Eddie Lack.

Buffalo gets: Marco Scandella, Jason Pominville, 2018 4th
Minnesota gets: Marcus Foligno, Tyler Ennis, 2018 3rd

Colorado gets: Colin Wilson
Nashville gets: 2019 4th

Tampa gets: Carter Verhaeghe
New York Islanders get: Kristers Gudlevskis

Detroit gets: Tom McCollum
Calgary gets: Conditional 7th

Nashville gets: Alexei Emelin
Vegas gets: 2019 3rd
Vegas retains 1.2 million in salary

Vegas gets: Markus Kruger
Chicago gets: Future Considerations

Carolina gets: Markus Kruger
Vegas gets 2019 5th

New Jersey gets: Marcus Johansson
Washington gets: 2018 2nd & 3rd


Other poo poo

Marian Hossa has sorta retired but not really due to a severe allergic reaction to his equipment.

Colorado turned down a really good deal on Duchene from the Islanders.

Oh, and Vegas has a team now.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Jul 31, 2017

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Mage_Boy posted:

I want someone to offersheet McDavid a maximum salary contract for the hilarity.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


How many offer sheets?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Someone will bite on Emelin.

Holland will gladly take Sbisa off their hands.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Kilza posted:

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/879768177395290114

Chiarelli, after the Oilers get eliminated: Our defense isn't good enough to make it to the conference finals
Also Chiarelli: *doesn't improve the defense that he said wasn't good enough*

He's probably working out a deal with Girardi and one with Vegas for Emelin right now.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Please do :unsmigghh:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Someone hurting for scoring is going to pick him up really cheap and be happy with the 40-60 games they get out of him.

So, the Red Wings?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


My thoughts on the offer sheet matter:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Martytoof posted:

I can't even guess what he's building right now. It's supposed to be a hockey team but who knows.

Strong avatar post combo here.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



The most caps thing to ever happen.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


yellowcar posted:

The Habs have lost: Subban, Sergachev, Barberio, Beaulieu, Pateryn all in a span of two loving years.

Contract the Habs.

You forgot Radulov

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Someone post the Patrik Stefan empty net video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bBns6ZUn0U'

e: :argh:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



"We were unable to reach an agreement"

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I just want to see McDavid offer sheeted

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


So, when are we going to start discussing McDavid's place as the "Greatest Forward to Not Win a Cup" over Jarome Iginla?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Kilza posted:

You can discuss it up until June 2018, because


:colbert:

So if they don't, what do you want as your ban reason? :unsmigghh:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


:yikes:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Jamwad Hilder posted:

but the women...and the men...theyre not wearing clothes! ahhhh i want to jack off right now on this bus just thinking about it

How about no.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


ThinkTank posted:

I miss hockey

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Mind_Taker posted:

I hate to interrupt this riveting discussion but I have some HOCKEY NEWS:

https://twitter.com/Capitals/status/882985133925642240

He's gonna be traded as soon as someone's goalie gets injured.

So the Stars then?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJtiepwpKFw

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


mennoknight posted:

Brian Burke rules you idiots

Compared to Jay Feaster, sure.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Brodeurs Nanny posted:

How has nobody signed Jagr?

I think they want to, butt his age is a factor.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJ90Jo37sE

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Wonderllama posted:

the annual citizen tayne meltdown/probation/banning takes the sting out of a successful pittsburgh sports team, if i can be frank

Here's a thought, don't feed the troll.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


LumpyGumby posted:

Just a reminder.




:magical:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


xzzy posted:

They should see if they can produce the biggest pile of vomit in the world made out of little caesar's pizza.

So...

Just taking the pies fresh out of the oven and tossing them on a pile?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


El Gallinero Gros posted:

I'm fairly sure NY and Toronto are worse

:wrong:

Boston.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


ElwoodCuse posted:

The Oklahoma City Thunder confirmed they won't have jersey ads this year. It's not out of the goodness of their hearts of course, but if even a popular and high profile NBA team can't get good money to sell out hopefully it means this whole bullshit idea dies a quick death.

B-b-b-but the purity of my game :byodood:

DJExile posted:

lol if you think ads on jerseys aren't coming to every league sooner than later

It's this. And with the impending burst of the TV bubble, that will only accelerate the implementation. Ads on uniforms are coming, but if they are going to do it, a small patch in the corner is fine. The AHL already does it.

Though it's a matter of time before the big four go down the soccer route of jersey ads, too.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


DJExile posted:

hahahaha yeah we got those too a year or two ago. the on-ice ads are a whole other story.

E: gently caress it, i'm posting the Fort Wayne arena pictures again.





My problem with on-ice ads? How busy the ice looks :ughh:

And I say this as a racing fan.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


hyper from Pixie Sticks posted:

Jersey and ice ads are terrible and I hate them, but I'll live with it if the extra money means it costs less for me to buy a ticket.

If you think the owners are going to do anything but pocket the extra money I don't know what to tell ya.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


One of the few things the NFL does right from an ownership perspective is profit sharing among the teams*. I don't know why the NHL doesn't do that apart from the Leafs lording over they're the only profitable one.

*Cowboys not withstanding, they opted out, which means they keep all their related profits but get nothing from the pool.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


ThinkTank posted:

While not as robust as the NFL, the NHL has had revenue sharing since 2005.

Fair enough.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


ElwoodCuse posted:

You can put as many soccer style ads on the jerseys as you want if you broadcast the entire game without commercials. Until then, get lost with how it's "just the same"

Problem is, hockey, admittedly, is a game that needs commercial breaks. Unless you want 20 minutes of increasingly lovely ice without them scraping off the snow.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Ginette Reno posted:

They could probably get away with doing it every 10 minutes instead of every 5 but ad revenue and all that.

Eh, true. Three tv breaks a period isn't bad though, compared to the NFL anyway.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


xzzy posted:

I don't expect them to give up money, but it would be nice if they could have a little bit of foresight and come up with a plan to improve the league in the long term.

Like how about they push for 10 years with no lockouts?

They all but assured us one is happening over the Olympic fiasco.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



So you're trying to get people to wood chip jerseys to spite people instead of burning?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/feliciaparrillo/status/889178577316585472
:iceburn:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


A Typical Goon posted:

The Detroit Red Wings are currently 3 million dollars over the salary cap

:laffo:

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Stiev Awt posted:

Alzner-Weber
Davidson-Petry
Schlemko/Benn-Streit
Morrow


Are they trying to give Carey PTSD?

You mean he doesn't have already?

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