NHL 2017 Pre-Season: HOCKEY IS (almost) BACK!

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Can someone end this dumb conversation by offering Girardi a five-year-contract or something

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 02:40

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:59

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

i am the bird posted:

Got excited for a bunch of new posts and then found out it was HHOF chatter

Off-season is the worst

we'll have bad contracts to laugh at in a few days

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 17:49

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Lou is going to sign Dan Girardi to replace Roman Polak

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 19:55

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

First-time eligibles in 2018:

Martin Brodeur, Martin St. Louis, Sergei Gonchar, Kimmo Timonen

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 21:39

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Gonchar had a very quietly underrated career (811 points, one Cup, four top-5 Norris finishes) but he shouldn't sniff it before Zubov.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 21:53

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Hayley Wickenheiser dove in overtime so she can wait like everyone else

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 22:20

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

4 years, $4.35 AAV on Smith.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 19:08

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

https://twitter.com/SportsCentre/status/880130650975744001

why

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 19:36

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Matt Zerella posted:

i hope they gave them a nice tour of penn station

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 22:45

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

good for ken holland, adding a defenseman to his already stable crop of defensemen who can't play defense

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 21:33

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Scandella to Buffalo

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/880813318918811649

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 16:39

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

bizarre deformity posted:

Is Scandella good? This trade seems really good for Buffalo but I don't like to get my hopes up

He's good

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 16:55

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Buyouts galore:

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/880817956539772929

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/880818436766670849

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/880818665117143042

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/880819139450990593

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 17:06

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

https://twitter.com/HackswithHaggs/status/880825181522075653

reminder:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRyIgatcTAs

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 18:19

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

let's check in with karl alzner

https://twitter.com/NicholsOnHockey/status/880902800191897600

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 22:42

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Wippersnapper posted:

Apparently Vancouver re-signed Rodin for 1 year at 700k which I think is a pretty good move considering what he did in the SHL and how he looked in the pre-season last year. He's certainly worth a low money shot anyways - especially as no one knows what he can do if he's healthy.

They are also apparently looking to sign Sam Gagner which I don't know how I feel about.

they're also looking into burmistrov

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 01:05

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

someone offer sheet burakovsky

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 00:35

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

bae shero

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 01:21

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Marcus Johansson goes to a team with an accomplished history of Swedish players, such as Patrik Sundstrom, Jacob Josefson and Mattias Tedenby

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 01:33

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

a false posted:

that is a good deal for nj, but, correct me if i'm wrong, the devils are still not Good

the defense is still a mess but the devils seem to have something resembling forward depth

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 01:51

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

gently caress kovalchuk

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 20:30

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Aye Doc posted:

gord kluzak, maybe patrick stefan, definitely the 3 guys from the 60s who never played in the nhl

brian lawton, doug wickenheiser, the guy that wanted to be a movie star

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 23:35

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

when can we stop using the "he's young" excuse for a soon-to-be 24-year-old with 300 games under his belt

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 23:42

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

most forwards enter their prime years at the age yakupov is still trying to figure it out. it's easier to say that despite having immense tools he's a marginal player who can't think the game.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 23:53

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

ElwoodCuse posted:

All these scrub-rear end guys getting picked #1 are all the answer you need to morons whining about "oh but tanking"

You don't always get Sid or Mario when you pick #1. Stop with this lottery poo poo or the even more ridiculous schemes people come up with

spoken like a true pens fan

# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 01:11

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

T-Bone posted:

I didn't think Auvitu got enough of a chance with the Devils, especially considering how poo poo some of their regulars were.

He's a really nice depth defenseman but John Hynes is a big dumb-dumb

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 22:55

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Boomer The Cannon posted:

So did mine, Alex. So did mine.

Please report to the fantasy draft thread at your earliest convenience, mister

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 16:20

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

wasn't curtis lazar touted as a safe pick

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 19:38

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/888772873808228353

lol

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 15:53

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

brian dumoulin got the adam larsson contract

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 15:55

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

xzzy posted:

For some reason twitter has tagged that image as potentially containing "sensitive material."

Did some Devils fans cry about it?

twitter's algorithms for sensitive content are Really Bad

# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 16:01

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/892072039187664897

what the gently caress is this offer. jesus isles.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 18:21

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

garth snow is a terrible GM

# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 15:02

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

gently caress Calgary

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 08:12

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Sneak peek at your Canadian olympic team!

https://twitter.com/HC_Men/status/894573424965595137

_{this is gonna be so bad}

# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 16:46

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

it's adorable that someone thinks 25 forwards will outpoint erik karlsson

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 01:01

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

ElwoodCuse posted:

Did Simmons ever have a response to making up the hot dog story whole cloth and making GBS threads on Phil's playing ability or did he just act like he never said any of it

No and yes

# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 14:26

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Kerfoot was probably the 7th or 8th best forward prospect in a Devils system that's fairly good but not great. Free asset and all that but I don't anticipate him having a significant NHL career.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 16:19

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

It's entry-level deal or nothing. Money isn't going to be a hangup.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 23:51

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:59

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Malamud gets obnoxious with his (frankly) over-the-top hatred of Ovechkin but I do generally appreciate his perspective.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 16:40

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