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Splatmaster posted:

...as you get closer you realize I am not in fact swinging my sword in an intimidating fashion, rather I am trying to get rid of these spider webs I just ran face-first into. I say, are there any spiders on me? Would you be a true hero and check for me? That would be most splendid!

The warriors of Sparta defended their home against hordes of enemies because their commander took them through a bunch of spiderwebs before the battle.

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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
"Don't try it, you fudge.
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?!
Then who the hell else are you talking-- You talking to me?
Well, I'm the only one here.
Who the fudge do you think you're talking to?"
*whips out sword, accidentally smashing the mirror*
"Oops...damnit"

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
That feeling of dread when you feel a case of hiccups comming on in the middle of your sword swallowing routine.


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Wynona Dryder

She said real life
sucks losers dry.
If you want to fuck
with the eagles
you have to learn to fly.







HaveARottenDay posted:



I stand before you- a sight to behold as my piercing gaze surely frightens you. But it is my sword that will pierce you this day.



This is you, the enemy, standing before my might. Your pitiful armor will not save you from my sword which I swing wildly as a means to confuse you. One false step and your shield will not stop my ultimate spin move. "HYAAH!!!" I shout loudly. YOur heart races as a cold sweat befallst' upon thee.

wow what ever happened to that kris angle??

Hey Whose Mule

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gnashing my teeth as i search for my mane sword

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