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oka ythere's this old twitter account that i really like but they haven't posted in 2 years https://twitter.com/voidsexts a few randmo examples: sext: i sit facing u on the office chair, legs wrapped around u, shuddering softly as we roll down the increasingly sloping hallway sext: i pull u onto me as the bed rolls toward the door & bumps against the doorframe. haha dont worry its too wide to get out sext: u roll off me and lie flat on the trains roof. tunnel ahead sext: u spell letters on me with ur tongue. as u get more insistent i realize the letters are h-e-l-p-m-e feel free to read more anyway my trhread idea is let's write some sexts from the void, sorry for all the fanfare normally i'd  but i have to give credit where credit is due
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u feel eight cold hands slowly envelop u as our minds become one
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i'm laying bare. i spread my legs to reveal an unfathomable darkness, infinite in it's reach. it calls ur name ; ) |
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Jun 27, 2017 01:38
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I slowly start to remove your clothes. First your coat, then your sweater, then your pants. Moving faster, I slide off another coat and like two more pairs of pants and half a dozen shirts. Foreplay can be tedious when you are dating a prop comedian.
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Jun 27, 2017 02:02
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i slowly remove layer after layer of clothes until there is nothing left |
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Jun 27, 2017 02:14
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"i just want to cum" said the astronaut. "so cum" said ground control. ‘‘ｓｏ ｃｕｍ’’ said the voice from the stars. |
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Jun 27, 2017 02:35
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my dick is so cold and grey rn
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Jun 27, 2017 03:36
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can't stop thinking about last night, it keeps playing in my head faster and faster and my body is slowly melting as the speed approaches infinity
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Jun 27, 2017 03:38
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MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:"i just want to cum" said the astronaut.
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i want 2 feel ur hands wrap around and around and around my waist as you pull urself thru me
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Jun 27, 2017 06:27
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laying next 2 u in bed n I hear u saucily calling my name from the living room. don't worry im already there
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imaging us watching the stars on a warm summer night...i tell you 2 make love 2 me. all the crickets stop chirping
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Jun 27, 2017 06:57
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"Tell me what you are wearing" I ask, despite already being able to make out what you are wearing through your window with my telescope.
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can we do spider position this time? i ask u as i look at the ceiling for strong joists |
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Jun 27, 2017 13:10
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Is it really an orgy if it is just me, you, and a bunch of succubi and incubi, since they are just demons, and aren't really people? Also is that cheating?
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Jun 27, 2017 16:53
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I roll my eyes as you bring the lead singer from incubus into the room in chains. That's not what i meant. |
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Jun 27, 2017 16:55
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Jun 27, 2017 16:57
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Hey baby, I want to make all your dreams come true! Especially the nightmares. Especially the nightmares!
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Jun 27, 2017 17:06
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It's. so. big!!!.... the Universe I mean. Like whoa... seriously wow. Anyway here's a dickpic, wanna go at it? |
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Jun 27, 2017 18:04
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I pull a ball back and let it go, and become hypnotized as it hits the other one creating a Perpetual Motion Newton's Balls™. I then attach a couple electrodes to my scrote to harness the kinetic energy from my swingers and create the sexiest renewable energy source. I then look up and whisper "Didn't expect that, did you Newton?" |
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Jun 27, 2017 21:44
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Yes YES! Give me the Vulcan Death Grip™ just like that! With my last breath, I lick the palm of your hand... |
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Jun 27, 2017 21:47
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OH... OOOHHH you're soo close to my Heart Chakra™! mmmmmmmmOH! Don't touch my Root Chakra™, it's so dirty! |
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Jun 27, 2017 21:49
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One word baby... or rather, one onomatopoeia: SNIKT™ |
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Jun 27, 2017 21:52
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thinking about u gets me so hot i took off my panties, and my skin 
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Jun 27, 2017 22:16
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I request more research on the spacial alterations that happen to my probe as it approaches your black hole. |
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Jun 28, 2017 13:40
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an endless gaping rear end in a top hat—i walk inside
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:an endless gaping rear end in a top hat—i walk inside "The thing’s hollow -- it goes on forever -- and -- oh my God! -- it’s full of stars!” |
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Jun 28, 2017 19:50
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Jun 28, 2017 19:51
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Him: u up? Me: *a softly whistling wind blows over a deep ominous rumble* |
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"hey bby u come here often?" You hear this despite being alone. You feel more paranoid than ever.
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Barking Gecko posted:"The thing’s hollow -- it goes on forever -- and -- oh my God! -- it’s full of stars!” And it has a . . . wedding ring?
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Robot Made of Meat posted:And it has a . . . wedding ring? |
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Jun 29, 2017 03:37
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the global consciousness: come over me: i havent transcended the global consciousness: the ancient ones arent home me: 
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Jun 29, 2017 08:22
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MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:the global consciousness: come over |
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Jun 29, 2017 12:15
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netflix and the chill starless eternity of the void?
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Jun 29, 2017 13:44
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Jun 29, 2017 15:42
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bae: u up? me: ya, wuwu? bae: just chilling. parents away, come over? me: it's kinda late. bae: i'm rapidly expanding and absorbing all light in the universe. me: omw.
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her: is it in yet? me: *losing my erection to the heat death of the universe* this never happens |
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me: ayyy gurl you: *curling around and through yourself like an incorporeal, plasmodic model of a klein bottle* me: fuckable
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