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Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
this threesome with Cthulhu is really weird because he has like 12 dicks and my wife can only handle so many at a time

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Barking Gecko

No wuckers, mate.

The non-Euclidean geometry of our coupling is corroding my sanity.

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
hey bae, i have a hateful, indescribable boner. send pics of ur accursed boobz plx

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
b: ey gurl come over and let me fhtagn u?
g: lulz u no it. im normally not that kind of grl, but i feel an abnormal call drawing me to ur cyclopean body
b: u got me gibbering gurl
g: mmmmm ok headed ur way now via dream state. ill phase into ur dimension in like 15 min

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Corby Haas

I tickle your labia with my handlebar mustache.

<3

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
as i stare into your incomprehensible, amorphous facebook picture, i am compelled by an unknown force to fap.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
"I saw all consciousness streaming into one corporeal quantum computer then all consciousness simultaneously streaming out and I thought of U"

joke_explainer



her: want to come over?
me: No. I must maintain my vigil here, in this labyrinthine space between the living and the dead, where time and perception are meaningless.
her: The all-eyes guardian is away
me: omw

Slugnoid

yeah nah nah yeah~


I FRANKSTON

Countless strange aeons/Unfathomable/Innsmouth

MY INEVITABLE DEBT

just one more spin
im givin you the gently caress-me-eyes in the meat boat floating through the organic tunnel of love. my fingertips skim the water briefly, leaving deep red stains on you as i round second base

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
him: eeeeeeey gurl send me some pix of those unfathomable tittays. i'll send u an incomprehensible dick pic lulz

her: u have stared into the abyss (my tits) and now the abyss will stare back at ur dick pic

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

death sext







vanisher wuz here

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Your username was built for this thread.

Also, your phone is nearly dead be careful!!

Also, the time is 0:69.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

vanisher


death sext






Meeksha posted:

Your username was built for this thread.

Also, your phone is nearly dead be careful!!

Also, the time is 0:69.

all of these things, and more, can be yours

simply leave nudes at the peak of the pale gaunt mountain (you know the one)

then the transaction will be complete


vanisher wuz here

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

death sext posted:

all of these things, and more, can be yours

simply leave nudes at the peak of the pale gaunt mountain (you know the one)

then the transaction will be complete

Mix of intrigued, curious, and terrified.

Basically...


Meeksha posted:

Your username was built for this thread.


Sig by Manifisto <3

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Stinky_Pete

:bernget:
Forever past
:bernget:
We live
you throw your bra off. it hits the clock, which falls to the floor

you walk toward the bed, climbing on top of me. you throw your bra off. it hits the clock, which falls to the floor

you walk toward the bed, climbing on top of me. you throw your bra off. it hits the clock, which falls to the floor

you walk toward the bed...

You can turn the tables, but your feet will still be under them

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