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They're dead, so by not being Batman, I suppose.
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By being alive, despite life's best efforts.
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My mother approves of most of my choices, but both her and my mother-in-law want grandchildren and that's absolutely not loving happening.
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Jun 27, 2017 16:52
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I don't really care if I am, I feel very little guilt about being a drunk goony loner, because my folks already have multiple grandchildren from their other kids.
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Jun 27, 2017 17:07
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I moved to a different state and don't call them enough 
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Jun 27, 2017 17:08
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I've never brought home a Jewish girl Only catholics and black women
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Jun 27, 2017 17:26
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They'd like me to borrow money from them but I'm doing okay.
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Jun 27, 2017 17:28
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:They'd like me to borrow money from them but I'm doing okay. Strangely my parents seem to think that all I do is borrow money from them. I borrowed $300 from them exactly once in 2009.
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Jun 27, 2017 17:29
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The atheism pretty much was all it took.
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Jun 27, 2017 17:46
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Theyre both renowned history professors and i fight schizophrenics for a living. To be fair im pretty disappointed in them too
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Jun 27, 2017 17:47
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I am unscrupulous and always have my hands palm to the sky walking around like a toddler, begging for money so my parents get the vital feedback response of being needed.
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Jun 27, 2017 18:00
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lllllllllllllllllll posted:by not being the head of a big corporation Hell, same
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Jun 27, 2017 18:01
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I'm disappointing them by being extremely successful and having a giant ape dick, ladies pm me.
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Jun 27, 2017 18:18
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ProfessorMurder posted:I prefer to serve corn cut from the cob so I can shove the cob up my rear end 
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Jun 27, 2017 18:20
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Oh ya my mom is also super obsessed with having 'nice things' and is mad that my wife and I don't give a poo poo if our furniture is still just a random collection of stuff we bought over the years and not matching sets, same with our dinner plates and other stuff. Sorry mom IDGAF if our plates don't match. They're clean and you can eat food off of them shut the gently caress up and quit telling me to spend money on poo poo I don't need or want.
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Jun 27, 2017 18:23
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let my ham radio license lapse about 15 years ago (dad) failure to write holiday and thank you cards (mom)
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Jun 27, 2017 18:24
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drans posted:i fight schizophrenics for a living. So like is there a league or something?
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Jun 27, 2017 18:44
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single and no grandkids. pretty standard stuff i think
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Jun 27, 2017 18:51
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that i exist, mostly.
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Jun 27, 2017 18:55
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Infanitesimally
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Jun 27, 2017 19:08
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I failed to press their salic claim on the stamme-duchy of Swabia and it was usurped by a Hohenstaufen
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Jun 27, 2017 19:21
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by being transgender (not a lame dig, i actually am and my mother is a trump voting north carolinian)
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Jun 27, 2017 19:24
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By not being a Christ-loving Republican. edit: oh and also that im a success despite being a godless LIEBERAL. i think they'd find it reassuring if i was a miserable failure. Total Party Kill fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Jun 27, 2017 |
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Jun 27, 2017 19:26
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walgreenslatino posted:I failed to press their salic claim on the stamme-duchy of Swabia and it was usurped by a Hohenstaufen every single time.
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Jun 27, 2017 19:49
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By being a happy spinster. Being a miserable spinster would be fine apparently.
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Jun 27, 2017 21:14
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I don't answer my dad's phone calls
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landgrabber posted:by being transgender m'lady PM me (lets have hot steamy nerd sex to spite ur mom)
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Jun 28, 2017 07:38
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they're both dead but I assume that in the afterlife, if there is one, they can watch me and I dunno read my thoughts or whatever so I assume that they're disappointed by the fact that I'm reasonably successful, educated and stable yet spend all of my time with video games anime and self deprecating internet humor and my mind / internal monologue is basically a constant loop of goatse and "im gay" 24/7
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Jun 28, 2017 07:52
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I'm not a racist Trumper and I spend time traveling and seeing poo poo and smoking weed and playing video games instead of wanting to live on a farm in the middle of nowhere and be miserable for no good reason at all We don't talk much these days lol
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Jun 28, 2017 07:56
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General Dog posted:I've been out of the house and held a steady job since college, but I imagine they kind of worry about me dying alone. If they knew more maybe they'd know I deserve it. Yeah probably this one, with a side dish of the knowledge that they're not likely to get grandkids from my brother either, though he is married so there is still a chance there.
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Jun 28, 2017 08:03
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Good soup! posted:I'm not a racist Trumper and I spend time traveling and seeing poo poo and smoking weed and playing video games instead of wanting to live on a farm in the middle of nowhere and be miserable for no good reason at all smoking weed and playing videogames sounds like a pretty miserable life tbh you're becoming your parents
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Jun 28, 2017 10:32
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walgreenslatino posted:I failed to press their salic claim on the stamme-duchy of Swabia and it was usurped by a Hohenstaufen Wow, this is the worst thing itt
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Going into this thread I didn't expect 75% of the replies to be humble-brags. All this "they're disappointed that I'm too successful" reminds me of answering "what's your biggest weakness?" on a job interview with "I work too hard"
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Jun 28, 2017 11:12
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walgreenslatino posted:I failed to press their salic claim on the stamme-duchy of Swabia and it was usurped by a Hohenstaufen Why did you do this? What's wrong with you?
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Jun 28, 2017 11:18
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I don't give a single gently caress about my parents It's my life, man
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Jun 28, 2017 11:30
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Blaise330 posted:Going into this thread I didn't expect 75% of the replies to be humble-brags. All this "they're disappointed that I'm too successful" reminds me of answering "what's your biggest weakness?" on a job interview with "I work too hard" THat is a weakness though. Never work hard
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Jun 28, 2017 12:05
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A few months ago I started a new job that I hate and now when I talk to them they can tell I'm depressed about throwing my life away and it makes them sad
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Jun 28, 2017 12:07
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So just get a new job moron
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Jun 28, 2017 12:11
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DEATH IS CERTAIN don't waste any more of your EXTREMELY LIMITED time on a job you hate Soon you will be six feet under mate. The clock is ticking tick tock tick tock You just lost several seconds of your life reading this post. You're now even closer to death
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Fartbox posted:DEATH IS CERTAIN I actually read this post on the clock, during the job I hate. checkmate, fartbox.
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