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Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
So who's up to welcome Trump like he deserves to be?

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Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
It's supposed to fight against conflicts of interests and stuff like that. Hence:

Flowers For Algeria posted:

Turns out that senators do count!
They're being instrumental in emptying the "law to moralize public life" of its substance!

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
She might get in a shouting match with Mélenchon now that they're both in the Assemblée.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Mélenchon and the other representatives from his party are going to boycott Macron's knockoff State of the Union address.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
That's how I see it too.

In other news, Macron's got his excuse for the coming austerity measures:

https://twitter.com/libe/status/880426421503393792

Tl;dr: There's 8 billion missing for this year's budget, which could take France over the 3% public deficit line. Macron is of course blaming Hollande and his cabinet for overly optimistic forecasts. I'm sure as minister of the economy until last summer, he couldn't possibly have known anything about it. :ironicat:

Kassad fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Jun 29, 2017

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/leLab_E1/status/880655193754480641

Benoit Hamon tweeted a picture of a kebab and it was retweeted twice as many times as Macron's official photo.


Votez kebab, pas néolibéral.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

exmarx posted:

It's because he's opposed to the storming of the Bastille isn't it

Nah, it's because he knows actually saying what he's going to do will crash his approval rating just like what happened to Hollande.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/Micbloch/status/880737161187913728

:agesilaus:

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Kurtofan posted:

who's bacchus

Gérard Depardieu.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Yes and hell the gently caress no, unless you're a black person yourself trying to reclaim the word (see: "négritude"). Rossignol deserves all the poo poo she got for using that word, especially to make that idiotic argument.

Edit: Well, okay, there are several expressions using that word (like the French for "ghostwriter" that's brought up in that article, but also some pastries and stuff). Those are in a gray area at best.

Edit2:

https://twitter.com/leLab_E1/status/881116667211862016
"For labour minister Muriel Pénicaud, the labour code "is only designed to be a bother to businesses"

Kassad fucked around with this message at 13:07 on Jul 1, 2017

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Not when Manuel "put more whites in front of the cameras" Valls is your boss, no. Remarks like hers were still a factor in the PS crashing and burning the way it did.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
You forgot the next sentence: "I don't know if the negros have ever worked all that much"

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/benoithamon/status/881190392246435840

Who's even left in the PS at this point?

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Got my answer:

https://twitter.com/jccambadelis/status/881210483285647361

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Nope, they gave him a painting.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Arglebargle III posted:

Why does France keep electing people it hates? It doesn't seem to matter who they elect it's always milquetoast neo liberal.

You might say it's the system that results in all 'viable" candidates all being milquetoast neoliberals. There were only bad choices this year.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Uh... that's a very strange characterization of the way Bonaparte's reign ended. Who knows, maybe they like the idea of spending their later days on a tropical island?

I'm pretty sure he's thinking of Napoleon III here. Paris Commune and all that. Although that was after he was caught by the Germans.

Kassad fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Jul 2, 2017

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/TeamMacronPR/status/881611001640214532

:captainpop:

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
There's been a drive-by shooting in Toulouse tonight. 1 dead, several wounded.

https://twitter.com/France3MidiPy/status/881968605994381313

And this is a thing:

quote:

Des témoignages recueillis sur place par France 3 faisaient état lundi soir d'au moins un tireur dissimulé derrière des vêtements traditionnels musulmans.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Still works, Louis XIV died of gangrene. It took about two weeks.

https://twitter.com/ait35736313/status/882124051820367873

That bit from yesterday's speech is extra nice. Let's replace concrete welfare programs with meaningless buzzwords, this will solve everything.

Edit: Bonus Manuel Valls

https://twitter.com/JJBourdin_RMC/status/882130792473911296

Kassad fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Jul 4, 2017

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Why bother joining them when you've been importing their ideas into your own party?

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
It's the last sentence: "It is not the French that have to be weaned off public interventionism, but the State itself".

Translation: The loving peons love their welfare state too much for us to touch it directly, so we'll starve the beast instead.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Edouard Philippe literally said that France is addicted to public spending. God help us.

Edit: Here's a list.

quote:

Public spending must be cut

French Prime Minister Edouard Philippe told parliament Tuesday that the public debt, currently running at 2.147 trillion euros, was "intolerable".

"We are dancing on a volcano that is rumbling ever louder," Philippe told the newly elected National Assembly, announcing plans to wean the French off their "addiction to public spending".

France to meet EU deficit targets

Philippe also reiterated the government's ambition of bringing the deficit within an EU limit of 3.0 percent of GDP this year.

[...]

Reimbursement of glasses, dental healthcare and hearing aids

The prime minister has said that from now until the end of the five-year term, French people will no longer pay for glasses, dental healthcare and hearing aids.

Some social benefits to increase

The prime minister laid out plans to increase benefits for disabled adults and raise the minimum benefit for the elderly from 2018.

France to launch 50-bn-euro investment plan

France will launch "a grand investment plan" worth 50 billion euros ($56.7 billion) in areas including the environment, health, agriculture and transport.

Stressing the importance of "investing in the sectors of the future", Philippe told parliament that the package would also focus on developing skills.


:raise:

Kassad fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Jul 4, 2017

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
It does. God only knows how they're planning to pull it off, although I have a feeling the answer is gonna be "Just do more with less! :D"

Oh yeah, Macron promised to do this as well:

https://twitter.com/EPhilippePM/status/882234126375563265

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
In fact, here's a nearly identical photo with Sarkozy from when he was president:

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
That's just what happens when you're (relatively) short and near guys that are selected based on how tall they are. See also: Napoleon.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/PaulAveline/status/882552190748983296

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
As expected:

https://twitter.com/AssembleeNat/status/882966514902732804


And :lol: at those attendance numbers. One month after the legislative elections, one week after the opening of this parliamentary session. The newcomers learn fast.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/LeHuffPost/status/883353697438371841

I gotta admit, privatising propaganda shows some serious ideological commitment.

Kassad fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Jul 7, 2017

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
I still remember when Hollande got rained on during the parade after his investiture. In hindsight, it was a clear omen.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/leLab_E1/status/884397407504564224

Mais quelle surprise!

:suicide:

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
It's worth noting that what he says about women with 7/8 kids is inaccurate, the birth rate in most (but not all) African countries went below that in the 1990s (as you can see here). It's around 5 children per woman in most countries now. The region is just going through a typical demographic transition, it's not helpful to act like this is some kind of failure. Especially since states overreacting about a birth rate that's "too high" leads to poo poo like people getting forcibly sterilised.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
As mere mortals, we cannot comprehend the true glory of Jupiter Optimus Maximus.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Yeah, that's what I'm taking issue with.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Debate & Discussion › French Politics: Fear of a Black Planet Europe

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

blowfish posted:

I don't think that title quite reaches maximum racism.

I certainly hope not. I wasn't going for a "ironic racism" thing at all.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/Politis_fr/status/884805500721926144

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/lemondefr/status/884872894026833921

Pierre Gattaz ce matin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Flowers For Algeria posted:

~l'aventure coloniale~

Pas avec ces coupes dans le budget de l'armée.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

R. Mute posted:

That's pretty messed up.

Welcome to France, a shining beacon of hope for freedom-loving people everywhere! Do not look at the man muttering "gently caress the poor" behind the curtain!


Although honestly, I don't think Macron will need to bother using this anytime soon. The right is the only party that might realistically challenge any bill he pushes for, except they'd only say that he's not going far enough.

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Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Trump is gonna leave tomorrow afternoon, I think. Macron will be going to Nice for a ceremony there.

Speaking of Macron:

https://twitter.com/BFMTV/status/885563500382343171

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