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I'll do the warriors!
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 07:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 05:19 |
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Can't wait to lowball my way through the superstars and then late in the game offer up $170 for Kyle Lowry or something.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 07:31 |
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I just PMed you, DD. Sorry I've been moving and ignored my calendar alert today. Doesn't look like I missed much though in terms of players, although I was hoping to bid $86 for Myles (not really).
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 04:21 |
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Doltos posted:I stole Big Sauce. Double Double machine. Yeah I wanted Sauce too. Good pickup.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 10:10 |
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leftist heap posted:I make my bids based on an advanced and proprietary set of criteria and formulae of my own devising. I don't want to give too much away lest some lurking GM (morey) steal my patented data but chief among these is a stat I call Adjusted Look Per Minute which is an attempt to adjust how much a player has The Look against mitigating factors such as shoe releases, social media prowess, off season entertainment factor, haircut, on and off the court cornball factor, shookness, short length, shoulder hair, etc. I then take this on a per minute basis adjusting for pace. Trust the Algorithm.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 19:28 |
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EvanTH posted:it's not a strategy game it's a roleplaying game with very little minmaxing Daryl Morey would be a total ultraling player. All 3s and layups.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 21:12 |
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Drunk Canuck posted:I OFFER 300 FOR WIGGINS Trade accepted.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 08:04 |
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IcePhoenix posted:He's a questionably efficient volume scorer that doesn't do anything else well (defend, rebound, pass, shoot threes) He's the greatest player to have ever lived.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 04:35 |
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Thanks to whoever did the statstabs.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:09 |
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Mountain Dew Code Bread posted:What the gently caress how did i win that respect tho
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 02:47 |
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straight up brolic posted:lmao this team is hysterical The league is scared.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 03:31 |
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leftist heap posted:CJ looked good running the offense when Dame went down. I'm pretty convinced he could basically slot right in to Dame's spot CJ is better than Dame.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 05:38 |
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With the drafting of my franchise cornerstone Boris Diaw, my team will now be known as the French Ticklers. Now who wants a cafe au lait?
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 09:35 |
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I renounce all my previous picks to put $200 on James Michael McAdoo.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 11:33 |
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smithers posted:If Akbar is still MIA I'd be interested in stepping in and trying to salvage that roster Sorry, was traveling all weekend. No one's prying GP2 from my hands.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 20:27 |
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Pat McCaw is my starting 2 guard, spreadsheet man. THE PROMISE HAS BEEN MADE.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 05:18 |
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The B_36 posted:I'm not the spreadsheet man, but I changed it for you anyway. The BYOGM Warriors have 15 alphas.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 06:14 |
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Punkin Spunkin posted:It's draft days like this I seriously regret confusing Joffrey Lauvergne for Evan Fournier and Nurkic for Jokic For some reason (I'm kidding, the reason was exhaustion and an extreme hangover), I confused Wesley Matthews for Bradley Beal. Don't get me wrong, I'm ride or die for my roster but that was a bit of a boner. Akbar fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jul 19, 2017 |
# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 00:53 |
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EvanTH posted:didn't Batum get a 5x5 or was he one or two numbers off He did get a 5x5 back in 2012 but it was against the Austin Rivers Hornets. e: That little shove-off with the left arm afterwards is insanely savage. Akbar fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Jul 21, 2017 |
# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 06:05 |
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Cap space! Cap space! My kingdom for cap space late in the game!
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 03:25 |
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All I have to say is that I don't even care that I bid $20 over the next highest bid for Pat McCaw ($21)
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 11:16 |
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Paul Zuvella posted:I will say, the fact that the Warriors are the worst team in the league by a hefty margin is really, really funny to me. You gotta play the games, man.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 23:16 |
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The Warriors claim Lavoy Allen
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 23:16 |
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Just sent my list in. I know y'all are all slotting The Patrick McCaw Dubs #3 in your West lists (because, you know, humility) but here's a rundown: THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS PG: Emmanuel Mudiay, Gary Payton II SG: Patrick McCaw, Dion Waiters, Jabari Bird SF: Andrew Wiggins, Wesley Matthews, Anthony Morrow PF: Boris Diaw, Bobby Portis, Lavoy Allen C: Willie Cauley-Stein, Alexis Ajinca, Damian Jones This team is going to run and gun and crash the boards and dive the lanes and turn the ball over. Except for Boris, but he can just reset the ball in the half-court whenever he finishes his croissant and makes it up the court. Some notes on picks: Pat McCaw - The unmistakable totem of the team. The least shook player in NBA history. Andrew Wiggins - Never stop dunking. Dion Waiters - We'll be playing a lot of smallball so Kobe Wade will get plenty of time on the floor. Real "Jamal Crawford" 6th man potential here. Bobby Portis: Bobby Shmurdaface is here. Wesley Matthews - legit I was so hungover I confused him with Bradley Beal. Welp, go be a veteran presence and wrestle some folks? Akbar fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Jul 27, 2017 |
# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 07:14 |
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DeimosRising posted:I can't figure out how that roster happened Both of y'all meet me in Temecula. We'll get margaritas and genially talk it over.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 03:56 |
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Death to all the haterz. Your lack of faith will fuel my grind in my #musecage.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 20:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 05:19 |
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Thanks for your hard work, Deadbeat Dad! Kind of an oxymoron there.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 06:28 |