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CJacobs posted:
The polygon writer cracks his knuckles and pulls out his wireless Macintosh keyboard, with "this machine kills fascists" written across the back in label printer tape to avoid voiding the warranty. "Time to show those internet haters how we do"
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oddium posted:hey i'm big boss  poo poo gently caress do what the man says it's him
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Jul 2, 2017 20:09
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If you think Serious Sam is good go download bfe and play through it on serious difficulty. Serious Sam is not good. It's a barely passable arena shooter and bfe is a dull co-op shooter with a wholly inadvisable single player mode.
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Jul 3, 2017 06:46
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Bfe wasn't like, terrible but there were too many enemies. I still beat it tho. That last level in bfe can gently caress right off, I had over 2800 kills in a level that was just a long corridor and it took a good hour and a half. What's a good serious Sam? I probably have more than one rattling around my steam library.
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Jul 3, 2017 06:50
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CJacobs posted:All of them. Play The First Encounter first, though. I'm just saying when I've killed over 100 kleer skeletons and they're still spawning dudes into the little arena I'm like, "can we wrap this poo poo up already and let me kill poo poo in another room please" The last level in bfe was the worst for this because it was quite literally a straight canyon with a boss at the end. Maybe I shouldn't have played it on serious?? I don't know man.
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Jul 3, 2017 07:02
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I'm tepidly excited. I'm still irritated they wasted the IP on a bad Facebook game.
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Jul 4, 2017 18:41
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Season 3 is really bad, don't get it. I'd actually say don't buy any Telltale games anymore, because they've very clearly stopped giving a poo poo. Guardians of the Galaxy, Minecraft season 2, got season 2 are all coming out this year. I heard that they're working on Michonne 2 also.
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Jul 5, 2017 18:58
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DLC Inc posted:your "character" is the Town itself, not the people you level up and hire. They will, inevitably, go crazy or die horrible deaths. Later in the game, when your high-level mooks get bumped off, you can upgrade the stagecoach so that you can hire people at higher starting levels so the end/midgame won't be as punishing. Honestly it's a game that is a long long burn so don't feel bad if you don't do EVERYTHING. Hell, even if the most you get out of it is beating the majority of the unique bosses, it's still worth the gameplay. Yeah one thing to remember is that your heroes are tools. Don't be afraid to toss them if they get too broken, as heartless as that is.
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Jul 5, 2017 21:07
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oddium posted:hello please give me something to draw Draw a misdreavus, the best ghost Pokemon. Help Im Alive posted:kirby or toad IMO Toad is cool
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Jul 5, 2017 21:45
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tap my mountain posted:Kirby and Yoshi with their shoes off and interlocking toes 
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Jul 5, 2017 22:21
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I'm excited!
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Jul 6, 2017 04:25
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Scalding Coffee posted:Is that They've been setting up little monopolies so you literally can't switch unless you're going from their cable service to the competitor's bad dsl.
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Jul 6, 2017 10:01
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or did you not tell them you are switching so they give you a better deal?
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There's also the problem of more companies relying on this and essentially choking the industry to death, since their games have multiple levels of buy-in which means less chance people will play / spend money on other games.
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Jul 7, 2017 22:13
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The only games I've really kept are my copies of BoF 3 & 4 and my copy of Tomba.
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Jul 10, 2017 23:38
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I am theoretically this site's biggest tomba expert and you should go back and finish it (don't bother getting gold on the mermaid race) because it is a great game.
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Jul 11, 2017 01:32
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Guy Mann posted:I genuinely can't wait for Call of Duty WWII to come out just to see all the people who only play for multiplayer running around as black Nazi soldiers with blinged out guns and the many, many thinkpieces it will inspire. lol at having to wait for the game to come out before you get your wokeness shown Don't click this polygon link fart huffin man posted:As I rounded the corner of a trenchline on Pointe du Hoc I came face to face with a German soldier. My rifle was held high and, running full bore, I drove its bayonet into their chest delivering a mortal wound. a shameful man who huff he own fart posted:It remains to be seen how fans will react to this design choice. The second World War and its politics still looms large in our culture today. For decades, players have been comfortable playing a role that falls upon the wrong side of history. Is it any more uncomfortable for players to role-play as a Nazi soldier when the race and the gender of that soldier would never have been allowed to wear the uniform in the first place? Or have the battles of WWII become so distant in our memory that the uniforms players wear may as well be a different set of colors entirely?
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I like this review. You should do a review month thing in the steam thread, it'd be fun 
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corn in the bible posted:yeah in hindsight everything that seemed like maybe it wasn't ended up just being another thing they thought was really cool and that's hella depressing MW1: Price hangs a guy over a balcony to get intel that will have an immediate effect and will save lives within the next hour MW2: ghost tortures a guy for fun in a storage unit and then again in a barn later
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corn in the bible posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTpHAmMPgBo also better:  
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precision posted:wasteland 2 is actually Very Very Good but it has some real sketchy game design that may or may not annoy the gently caress out of you Yeah I'd advise if you're looking at wasteland they set out to make "more wasteland" but this didn't include fixing any of the issues wasteland had, including some skills being worthless and weird pacing. I still had a lot of fun with it though.
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Jul 12, 2017 05:04
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The End is Nigh is out! I played the first world and half of 2. It's good. It's extremely difficult though, and there's some fiddlyness to the auto ledge grab that makes it kind of awkward and bad to use. it'll be fixed soon though, i'm sure.
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Jul 13, 2017 03:11
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I figured out what I kept loving up in End is Nigh. The ledge grab wants you to HOLD left or right in order to cling. if you change directions at all you won't stick. This game is really loving difficult, Jesus.
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Alfalfa The Roach posted:I DID IT Was that Red Belt?
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CJacobs posted:Wow you just straight up explode the aliens' heads with your sonar huh All Genesis games were metal as gently caress, even this game that's about a cute dolphin searching for his lost family.
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Jul 15, 2017 01:25
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2000580152/neil-degrasse-tyson-presents-space-odyssey-the-vid Finally. Finally I can have a game about space that sucks all the joy and wonder out of being in space.
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Jul 16, 2017 10:13
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Jay Rust posted:What were people's First Video Game? Zelda II.
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Jul 16, 2017 10:14
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Lurdiak posted:They employed a child pornographer when making it. Also while it's beautifully animated, it's not really my a e s t e t h i c. lmao shut up lurdiak go away
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Jul 17, 2017 01:23
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It's kind of lame that RWBY got into blazblue cross because RWBY sucks. but I can finally fight personas vs blazblues.
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Jul 17, 2017 01:26
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Quest For Glory II posted:is them's fighting herds the pony one. did that actually become tangible and not just the fever dream of over obsessed idiots I just looked it up and it looks like it went into beta recently, so I guess it's close to being done?
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Jul 17, 2017 02:00
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Viewtiful Jew posted:Ah yes SCP-049, they couldn't get the rights from Japan to use SCP-173 I take it? More like "Well we already made all the stuff for the plague doctor from Darkest Dungeon, it's such a surefire get for our hot new indie game! what do you mean they said no? But I already made all the stuff for it!!"
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Jul 17, 2017 03:48
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Palpek posted:Sometimes I do wish certain devs would buff instead of nerfing. Like, instead of nerfing a fun way to play a game that people learned to use - buff a couple of others so that there are other fun choices, especially in single-player games. It's a lot easier to adjust down than vice versa. Not everyone can be Icefrog, unfortunately. (Blizzard is one of the worst examples of Nerf patching imo)
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Jul 17, 2017 13:02
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exquisite tea posted:I am and that's why D.Va is a tier 1 pick now. Dva having the ability to right click and delete ults is still insane to me. But overwatch was my first Blizzard game and people have remarked that this is basically just how blizzard is, so
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Jul 17, 2017 14:34
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Dva is the biggest example of what tuxedo was talking about, I think. Characters with game changing ults can have them completely shut down by a single character pressing right click, which makes games that she's in (all of them) stagnate. Snak posted:Wait, the Ouya still exists and also didn't already come out and fail? That's some sexy fake wood paneling.
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Jul 17, 2017 16:20
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It also doesn't help that the maps are a series of extremely tight chokepoints (I stopped playing around the first summer event so I can't comment on any of the new maps)
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Jul 17, 2017 16:26
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Hollow Knight and The End is Nigh. I don't think I'm going to be able to 100% EIN, that game is loving hard.
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Jul 17, 2017 22:03
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:No but there is a dumb achievement that's only possible for idiots to get Just buy it, dude. It's not even that expensive. e: also I see u left off the pantsless 9s achivement, which you clearly got. You pervert.
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Jul 18, 2017 07:14
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:I didn't buy any of the other achievements and I'm not about to start They're spats, not shorts. You pervert. 
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Jul 18, 2017 07:43
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al-azad posted:Wow Call of Duty Ghosts ended with a big wet fart and I hope Infinity Ward never makes another video game. They also somehow managed to gently caress up the multiplayer, I remember the MP being insanely terrible.
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Jul 19, 2017 07:28
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vermin posted:I had a dream last night where I was playing MGSV: Phantom Pain. All the enemy soldiers were cool with me. I found a bunch of war refugees hanging out near some fuel containers. This is literally half the plot to metal gear Solid 2
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Don't forget that ninja theory's designer based nudante off of himself. 
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