MLS July GDT - Territorial Tournament Tests Teams' Temperaments

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

gently caress you Rapids for hurting Honey Badger :argh:

# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:21

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Jesus Christ, is this Kill a Sounder Day today?

# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:29

Moktaro: Aug 3, 2007; I value call my nuts.

More blood for the blood god!

# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:29

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

About loving time they got a card.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:32

Moktaro: Aug 3, 2007; I value call my nuts.

gently caress, Miller is having a nightmare.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:38

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I'm now feeling a lot better about this match.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:39

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Normal service restored in Dallas, apparently.

Sorry, Fancy. :smith:

# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:50

Moktaro: Aug 3, 2007; I value call my nuts.

This is where I would say "Murder my balls", except the Rapids already took care of that.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:54

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

Dallan Invictus posted:

Normal service restored in Dallas, apparently.

Sorry, Fancy.

Scored two goals against Not Atlanta, gently caress it

# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:56

Moktaro: Aug 3, 2007; I value call my nuts.

Halftime, lucky to only be down 2-0. Sure wish we had an actual center back. :sigh:

# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:59

Jack2142: Jul 17, 2014; Shitposting in Seattle

Pablo Maestroni was a hack fraud player, and he is coaching a hack fraud team lead by Storebrand Robbie Keane.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:00

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Left to watch fireworks when it was 1-0, turned it back on to see it's now 2-4. Nice job, DCU

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:05

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

Two goals!!!

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:05

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

camoseven posted:

Left to watch fireworks when it was 1-0, turned it back on to see it's now 2-4. Nice job, DCU

Heh, you mean 4-2. :c00lbert:

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:06

Jack2142: Jul 17, 2014; Shitposting in Seattle

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Two goals!!!

You're journeyman NASL striker scored!!!

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:09

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

Jack2142 posted:

You're journeyman NASL striker scored!!!

And then he died!!!!!

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:13

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

Pretty sure Ozzie is out for the year.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:14

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

binge crotching posted:

Pretty sure Ozzie is out for the year.

DON'T YOU loving SAY THAT

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:18

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

"WHAT THE gently caress ARE WE DOING?!?!?!"

I'm amazed that the team that had to burn 2 subs before 30' isn't the team that's used all its subs first.

Also gently caress you Gordon.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Jul 5, 2017

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:32

Moktaro: Aug 3, 2007; I value call my nuts.

whypick1 posted:

"WHAT THE gently caress ARE WE DOING?!?!?!"

Funny, I was just saying the same thing.

(Actually not funny at all.)

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:36

Moktaro: Aug 3, 2007; I value call my nuts.

Red card everyone except Serna and Hairston, I don't even care any more.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:43

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Christ, how does Gordon of all people miss that?

HOLY gently caress FREI

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:44

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Dammit

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:48

Moktaro: Aug 3, 2007; I value call my nuts.

Here, let me trash the Rapids some more since that seems to be the only thing that works: They have no idea how to play soccer and clearly they hate America.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:50

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Who cares about letting in goals. At least Minnesota has 25+ goals. D.C. has 14

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:52

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:55

Moktaro: Aug 3, 2007; I value call my nuts.

Can't even be mad at that one.

Well, not at Dempsey anyway.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:55

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

loving hell, Deuce

That goal gets better every time I watch. Door slammed.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:01

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

3 points on the road :feelsgood:

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:04

Jack2142: Jul 17, 2014; Shitposting in Seattle

I like how Dempsey keeps scoring despite a bizarre amount of Sounders fans really wanting to move on from him.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:09

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

LA's goal was very offside, but Beckerman had a nice header there to retake the lead for RSL at the half.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:26

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Fc Dallas fan Shinjobi is getting fc drunk

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:34

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

binge crotching posted:

LA's goal was very offside, but Beckerman had a nice header there to retake the lead for RSL at the half.

And it keeps getting better!

# ? Jul 5, 2017 05:10

TheBoyBlunder: Jul 3, 2004; Anyone else have the munchies?

Horrendous game by the Rapids. Basically they all except maybe Howard looked like poo poo.
Good to see they're really the team we all knew they were and not the team from Saturday. :sigh:

Edit - I blame the ref a bit, but the vast majority was poo poo play by the team.

I forgot, great goal by Dempsey for the third goal. What a shot. And what poo poo defending by the Rapids on that play.

TheBoyBlunder fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Jul 5, 2017

# ? Jul 5, 2017 05:26

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

What the loving gently caress RSL? :psyduck:

Oh god, LA's USL team got routed 9-0 yesterday as well :laffo:

# ? Jul 5, 2017 05:30

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

What the loving gently caress RSL?

Oh god, LA's USL team got routed 9-0 yesterday as well

LA's USL team got routed 9-0 because all their players are up in MLS replacing injured and called-up first team players (and giving up 6 goals at home to fuckin' RSL. :c00lbert:

) so they had to play an XI of literal teenagers in the USL.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 06:25

Tigren: Oct 3, 2003

There is soccer on today!

There were three goals in 5 minutes in the NE-NY game and Jozy scored against Orlando already.

Then HOU-MTL, VAN-NYCFC, and PDX-CHI

# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:08

Hello Towel: Aug 9, 2010

In all likelihood Chicago will lose tonight due to schedule congestion and no Schweinsteiger...

...but then I said the same thing before the Vancouver game too.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:16

Tigren: Oct 3, 2003

And that's a 1' goal from Houston.

# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:41

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gtkor: Feb 21, 2011

Real quick starts tonight

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