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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Ground rules first:

No gun control, why Hillary lost or cops shooting people discussion. Link to a story is ok. But the crying and bitching about it goes here.
No tweet storms. Post the first, then tell people its a tweet storm.
Accept that its 2017 and nothing matters, this new story about how crooked our government is will not change anything.
No, the piss tapes won't be released this month either.


The last big news was an unnamed source in a WSJ story ,confirming a now dead guy tried to buy Hillary's emails, outed himself.

https://twitter.com/lawfareblog/status/880981860830072832


Also Canadia turns 150 today. So :toot:

Genocide Tendency fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Jul 1, 2017

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Aldrin: "I'm standing next to a nutcase..."

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg03q100E4g

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


We're all going to die.

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

June CE thread posted:

https://twitter.com/MailOnline/stat...135847944445953

Just another day in russia

You could say...

...shits going sideways. :v:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
We're halfway through 2017 :toot:

We're halfway through 2017 :suicide:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Casimir Radon posted:

We're all going to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QSX9fEDllo

I guess we found out who you work for.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Buzz almost certainly has early stage Alzheimer's, and even he thinks that was aphasic word salad.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/japan-moon-mission/

Japan wants to send a manned mission to the moon

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
how long before Trump says we did it first

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Good! It's about time, really.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
GONNA BE WEIRD WHEN THEY DON'T FIND ANY EVIDENCE OF US HAVING BEEN THERE, THOUGH

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

maffew buildings posted:

GONNA BE WEIRD WHEN THEY DON'T FIND ANY EVIDENCE OF US HAVING BEEN THERE, THOUGH

Everybody knows Kubrick helped fake the moon landing, but since it's Kubrick, he made them go to the moon to film it.

There might be some film equipment some intern left lying around.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

maffew buildings posted:

GONNA BE WEIRD WHEN THEY DON'T FIND ANY EVIDENCE OF US HAVING BEEN THERE, THOUGH

this would be the best troll ever

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Chinese-Japanese space race, oh joy.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Space Racism

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Since it was at the tail end of last thread

https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings/status/880982082817863681

@pwnalltherhings has been pretty great in the infosec space for a while and he wrote a pretty good tale for lawfare

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/01/us/arkansas-club-shooting/index.html

Bunch of people got shot in a Little Rock nightclub because it's Little Rock. Nobody dead yet over it, but at least one person with hurt feelings and bad aim.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/01/us/arkansas-club-shooting/index.html

Bunch of people got shot in a Little Rock nightclub because it's Little Rock. Nobody dead yet over it, but at least one person with hurt feelings and bad aim.

That's insane given how many people died during the Pulse night club shooting. The fact that they are saying the majority of the 25 victims will survive, with only one in critical last I saw.

I also made the mistake of reading the comments. A lot of racist coming out of the woodwork over it being at a rap concert.

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
Who would win against trump in 2020?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Poppyseed Poundcake posted:

Who would win against trump in 2020?

Heart Attack 2018

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Poppyseed Poundcake posted:

Who would win against trump in 2020?

Queen Elizabeth II

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Poppyseed Poundcake posted:

Who would win against trump in 2020?

the drat illegals

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Two Finger posted:

Queen Elizabeth II

Not sure about her Son though, he's a bit of a twat. At least the Orange hate machine is entertaining...for everyone outside the USA...and those 6 Arab countries that can't now travel to the USA for Disney World and Jerry Springer.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

That's insane given how many people died during the Pulse night club shooting. The fact that they are saying the majority of the 25 victims will survive, with only one in critical last I saw.

I also made the mistake of reading the comments. A lot of racist coming out of the woodwork over it being at a rap concert.

The entirety of that region is a racial hotbed of dipshits and instigators. This was just rival gang assholes being a bag of pissbabies because each other gang was there.

The same thing could happen at Billy Bob's barn dance if someone says something positive about being a liberal. It's not the ignorance of one race or another, it's just flat out ignorance and a complete lack of common social contract bullshit.

Next time they should enjoy the concert first, and take carefully aimed shots at each other in the streets after the show.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Poppyseed Poundcake posted:

Who would win against trump in 2020?

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/881282782093123584

He'll get re-elected.

For reference, the above is not fake. He's currently in a motorcade, bored out of his mind, ranting about CNN, on the way to a Kennedy Center event. It's one of the reason his staff has given up on telling him not to do stuff because he'll just do more of the stuff.

This was all touched off by a 6PM CNN segment about Republicans wanting him to tweet less.

Modern day presidential. He's not wrong!

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Jul 1, 2017

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
gently caress me running

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

maffew buildings posted:

GONNA BE WEIRD WHEN THEY DON'T FIND ANY EVIDENCE OF US HAVING BEEN THERE, THOUGH

I thought this was an NSA Wizard post at first and got very excited

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
https://twitter.com/Independent/statuses/881278239959678977

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



OMG putting in a package for Space Door Gunner ASAP


How the gently caress did they not vote for it to be "Space Marines".

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
I guess Jared Kushner really liked the last Call of Duty.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


Brb enlisting

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

LingcodKilla posted:

OMG putting in a package for Space Door Gunner ASAP


How the gently caress did they not vote for it to be "Space Marines".

I'm in favor of launching Marines into space to invade another planet.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRgjLXrUebw

Quick, someone invent a black pepper gun to go with this.

HarveyxCosmonaut
Jan 27, 2009
Looking forward to Trump getting credit for Starfleet from Republicans for the rest of my life. No matter how his presidency turns out he will be lionized by Rs like Reagan if this is a successful branch.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Y'all gonna be painting a lot of moon rocks white.

Also did no one heed the cautionary tale depicted in the hit documentary "Event Horizon?"

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

HarveyxCosmonaut posted:

Looking forward to Trump getting credit for Starfleet from Republicans for the rest of my life. No matter how his presidency turns out he will be lionized by Rs like Reagan if this is a successful branch.

Yea. Seems like an utterly useless move but it's military+hurrr space mureens so easy political points

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

suboptimal posted:

Y'all gonna be painting a lot of moon rocks white.

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
that'll balance the budget and reduce the deficit

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