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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

the best post in tff history was when MV probated a guy for saying the name of former texans 6th round pick DeMarcus Faggins

what about when MV probated the guy for making fun of the cool rear end bird

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Kalli posted:

The last Around the NFL devoted a segment to one of their weed discussions about whether or not all of recorded history was fake news or not.


Spoeank posted:

Whether George Washington actually existed, specifically

Marc Sessler is a hidden treasure

Wait? What the gently caress?

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

All that really sticks out with me in regards to MV is him locking the N/V thread on more than one occasion because he couldn't actually mod.

Also been posting here way too long, but consistently poo poo posts.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Skwirl posted:

Wait? What the gently caress?

Sessler dabbles in absurdism. They occassionally do prop bets that they make up and one of his was that there would be no winner to Super Bowl 51

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Spoeank posted:

Whether George Washington actually existed, specifically

Marc Sessler is a hidden treasure

He invented instant coffee don't you know.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
hosed the poo poo out of bears too.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

whypick1 posted:

hosed the poo poo out of bears too.

So he was the John Fox of his era

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


weird Asian candy posted:

So he was the John Fox of his era

The collective Packers fandom thanks John Fox for his valiant efforts :patriot:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Spoeank posted:

Sessler dabbles in absurdism. They occassionally do prop bets that they make up and one of his was that there would be no winner to Super Bowl 51

They should probably take a vacation from sports writing in the off season. Be a theater critic for 3 months.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Slightly better version:

https://twitter.com/SoundersFC/status/881942244097380360

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Skwirl posted:

They should probably take a vacation from sports writing in the off season. Be a theater critic for 3 months.

I agree the full time employees of the NFL News Desk should stop doing that for three months out of the year.

Hence the nonsensical discussions on their podcast in late June.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Reminder that Marshawn said his favorite pizza in Berkeley was an establishment that was both bad and went out of business after numerous health code violations.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

King Hong Kong posted:

Reminder that Marshawn said his favorite pizza in Berkeley was an establishment that was both bad and went out of business after numerous health code violations.

...aaaaaaaaaaand your point iiiiiiiiiiiiiis?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
DeAngelo Williams debuted as a pro wrestler last night

https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/881676313584697346


it did not end well

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

King Hong Kong posted:

Reminder that Marshawn said his favorite pizza in Berkeley was an establishment that was both bad and went out of business after numerous health code violations.

His favorite restaurant in Buffalo was Applebees.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

exploded mummy posted:

DeAngelo Williams debuted as a pro wrestler last night

https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/881676313584697346


it did not end well

Maybe he should take a few pointers from Bills fans on how to break a folding table.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

weird Asian candy posted:

...aaaaaaaaaaand your point iiiiiiiiiiiiiis?

It raises very serious questions about his promotional activities.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

exploded mummy posted:

DeAngelo Williams debuted as a pro wrestler last night

https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/881676313584697346


it did not end well

:laffo:

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

The Dave posted:

All that really sticks out with me in regards to MV is him locking the N/V thread on more than one occasion because he couldn't actually mod.

Also been posting here way too long, but consistently poo poo posts.

I've never seen him post in here.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
John fox is cool and good

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

exploded mummy posted:

DeAngelo Williams debuted as a pro wrestler last night

https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/881676313584697346


it did not end well

Second season of GLOW not looking good.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

the best post in tff history was when MV probated a guy for saying the name of former texans 6th round pick DeMarcus Faggins

Elisha Manning

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

a neat cape posted:

John fox is cool and good

Goes to Fox's wiki page, ctrl f San Diego

ahhhhh

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

OchoCinco also played in this game and it was hilarious. The few times he actually sprinted he was fast as poo poo, but he was also running like he was running routes and just had to get to the end of the field and then reset for the next play. He was also obviously gassed after like 20 minutes.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

exploded mummy posted:

DeAngelo Williams debuted as a pro wrestler last night

https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/881676313584697346


it did not end well

I AM THE TABLE

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Good falcons impression imo

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I can't remember a time before Elway. All I see are horse please help

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


3 DONG HORSE posted:

I can't remember a time before Elway. All I see are horse please help

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

King Hong Kong posted:

It raises very serious questions about his promotional activities.

Marshawns only Seattle area sponsorship was for a plumbing company called Beacon. Stop freakin and call Beacon.

I bet they had incredible ambiance

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I can't remember a time before Elway. All I see are horse please help

Brian Griese, Danny Kannell, Jake Plummer, Jay Cutler

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

How dare you forget about Tebow

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

How dare you forget about Tebow

At least Manziel wasn't a lame sober virgin.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Its Rinaldo posted:

Marshawns only Seattle area sponsorship was for a plumbing company called Beacon. Stop freakin and call Beacon.

I bet they had incredible ambiance

idk about that but I've heard good things about their décor

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The Hail Tebow playoff game was one of the best moments in TFF history. Then someone called into Pittsburgh sports radio as they were losing their minds.

I think the Pats/Jets Thanksgiving GDT was the absolute best though. The 21 points in like 70 seconds broke peoples minds.

Another classic is the Pats/Titans 59-0 game, which was the same thread that featured the Raiders special teams pigeon.

The Patriots have been involved in so much hilarity on this forum it's remarkable.

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Jul 4, 2017

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

It was Kawalimus that called in, was the kicker

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


kidcoelacanth posted:

It was Kawalimus that called in, was the kicker

Kawalimus is awesome.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Shimrra Jamaane posted:


I think the Pats/Jets Thanksgiving GDT was the absolute best though. The 21 points in like 70 seconds broke peoples minds.

The Patriots have been involved in so much hilarity on this forum it's remarkable.

That was the buttfumble, wasn't it?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Silly Burrito posted:

That was the buttfumble, wasn't it?

sure was

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Was it kawalimus who dropped the football funhouse line

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

King Hong Kong posted:

Reminder that Marshawn said his favorite pizza in Berkeley was an establishment that was both bad and went out of business after numerous health code violations.

My favorite pizza joint in Santa Cruz was literally inside the downtown bus station.

Spoeank posted:

Was it kawalimus who dropped the football funhouse line

That was me. Kawalimus did a (much funnier) extended rant that referenced his and Pop Dog's avatars at the time.

I miss Pop Dog.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Jul 4, 2017

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