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As Balls 49 36.03%
As Hell 22 16.18%
As poo poo 10 7.35%
It's just the humidity, dumbass. 55 40.44%
Total: 136 votes
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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


all-Rush mixtape posted:

BEST DIVISION - AFC East (509-451)

Hmmm

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


whypick1 posted:

The numbers only go back to '02 though...

Belichick hired the russians to hack the nfl.

their actual record is closer to .635

jesus no wonder they're .771 from 2002 on not including playoffs

GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Jul 4, 2017

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Snyder is not a smart business dork

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I hate to say it but Dan Snyder makes Jed York look competent and likable.

Yes but we're comparing elephant poo poo to cow poo poo here. One may be better but...

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Hot Diggity! posted:

Boston a) sucks and b) is bad

Can confirm

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


https://twitter.com/BenVolin/status/882946511688085504

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Ehud posted:

tom Brady is a top ten QB most likely to experience age related decline this year

whoa there spicy take

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I love how even the cartoonist is insecure about the size of Toupee Fiasco's hands

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Acebuckeye13 posted:

If Calvin Johnson went to the Pats there is a good chance I would suicide bomb Foxboro and/or Allen Park.

you might actually make the traffic situation better, though

alternatively, you remember how obnoxious "Boston Strong" was, correct? Why reprise that?

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I shudder to think about what such a teat would produce

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


avocado milk?

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


a neat cape posted:

USA Today... is bad

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


SKULL.GIF posted:

Belichick would have been a devastatingly successful politician if he'd chose that field.

Thank Christ he didn't. "NO DAYS OFF" he chants to a terrified cameraman, as he signs a bill into law effectively killing the 40-hour workweek.

axeil posted:

Doug Pederson was the most aggressive coach in the league on 4th down last season, plans to be more aggressive this year at the advice of his analytics people. Jimmy Kempski over at Philly Voice did a full write-up of all his attempts, it's a good read.

http://www.phillyvoice.com/expect-doug-pederson-continue-be-aggressive-fourth-down/



I love Doug Pederson's aggressiveness. He's doing everything we were promised the Great Charlatan and Swindler C*** K**** promised.

That's pretty cool!

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


6.5?

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Let's call it until the preseason

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


a neat cape posted:

I'm looking at this Sling TV thing and I'm not seeing any downside

you'll probably need an antenna for local broadcast games though

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


fsif posted:

USA Today officially declares it the beginning of prediction season.



USAToday: fire everyone that commands money, hire interns for a year to replace. Quality.

Ehud posted:

every pats fan also supports Donald Trump

false

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


NYT's piece on the CTE study

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Was this the thread that had the video of that Nazi in uniform having a heart attack and dying onstage? Because that poo poo was sad and hilarious.

wait did a nazi actually die recently

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


the replies to that one holy poo poo

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Pats press conference tomorrow, rumored to be Ninkovich's retirement

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