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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity



vaginal facsimile posted:

Deranged UFC fan buying poop-stained fight shorts from Justine Kish to hang in creepy man cave
https://www.mmamania.com/2017/7/3/1...creepy-man-cave

I like that she starts out calling him disgusting and ends up saying she sent him her info so they can make it happen

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mewse
May 2, 2006





Soothing Vapors posted:

I like that she starts out calling him disgusting and ends up saying she sent him her info so they can make it happen

Yeah like the old joke I'm not gay but 15 thousand dollars is 15 thousand dollars..

The guy was probably a nice guy / Nice Guy who felt bad for her losing the fight based on her sphincter control

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



She didn't put them directly into the trash? Pay those loving fighters more.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Maybe she's going to take a poo poo in a new pair of shorts and go yeah, those are the ones, that'll be $15,000

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

"A man who speaks out of both sides of his mouth deserves to have it permanently shut."



More like Justine Squish.

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

You're a credit to your community!

Skip My Posts posted:

Still bummed Mighty Mouse ducked tj

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


Wish that mighty mouse hadn't ducked TJ but maybe after MM eventually fights ray borg on fox sports I can buy the shorts the fight is in for 15,000 dollars.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014


213 Embedded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2XLCkCl7qo

spb
Nov 11, 2013



Any good fights this weekend?

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.

I am fairly stoked to see Diakiesi get back in the cage and hopefully KO a man Friday.

spb
Nov 11, 2013



TheKingslayer posted:

I am fairly stoked to see Diakiesi get back in the cage and hopefully KO a man Friday.

"Bone crusher" vs Skeleton 🤔

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.

Also really pulling for Alexey Oleynik to choke Travis Browne into a deeper losing streak.

It's still insane Oleynik has 62 fights. I know it doesn't seem like a lot when Travis Fulton exists but wow.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



TheKingslayer posted:

Also really pulling for Alexey Oleynik to choke Travis Browne into a deeper losing streak.

It's still insane Oleynik has 62 fights. I know it doesn't seem like a lot when Travis Fulton exists but wow.

It does actually seem like an insane amount. I don't think browne knows how to grapple and well...

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000


TheKingslayer posted:

Also really pulling for Alexey Oleynik to choke Travis Browne into a deeper losing streak.

It's still insane Oleynik has 62 fights. I know it doesn't seem like a lot when Travis Fulton exists but wow.

Really hoping he gets an Ezekiel Choke on Browne. Browne seems like exactly the type of retard to not watch Oleynik's past fights and prepare for it.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.

Is Browne still training at Glendale or did he finally run back Jackson Wink? I'll give him a way better shot out from under Edmund.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003



Good to see Yoel's corner getting some reps in with the water jug.

reeg
Jul 5, 2002

Here's the thing though, about cancer; I don't have it.

TheKingslayer posted:

Is Browne still training at Glendale or did he finally run back Jackson Wink? I'll give him a way better shot out from under Edmund.

iirc he left edmond (or at least didn't have his primary camp there) before the derrick lewis fight. weirdly it seems like he might just be bad

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


The Dave posted:

Good to see Yoel's corner getting some reps in with the water jug.

excellence is where preparation meets opportunity....

Chillanese
Mar 30, 2010


vaginal facsimile posted:

Any good fights this weekend?

Justin Gaethje's debut could be a showcase fight for him, or a disappointment if he can't handle stepping up.
I know people don't care about wmma but it's Aspen Ladd's debut too, and Jessica Eye is definitely getting wrestled on violently.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.

reeg posted:

iirc he left edmond (or at least didn't have his primary camp there) before the derrick lewis fight. weirdly it seems like he might just be bad

Oh I don't doubt he's talentless trash. But Greg Jackson knew how to at least get something out of him.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

Respect the Land



TheKingslayer posted:

Oh I don't doubt he's talentless trash. But Greg Jackson knew how to at least get something out of him.

Jackson's stupid oblique kick bullshit was actually the perfect strategy for Browne but he ran off to Edmund because he was mad Jackson wasn't willing to try to make him a boxer after Werdum boxed him up

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT MY SELF-PUBLISHED WARHAMMER FANFICTION AND MY KNIFE COLLECTION


TheKingslayer posted:

Is Browne still training at Glendale or did he finally run back Jackson Wink? I'll give him a way better shot out from under Edmund.

Under Jackson Wink, he got his rear end kicked comprehensively by Werdum for five rounds. Under Edmund, he got his rear end comprehensively kicked by Werdum for three rounds. I think Browne might just be a bad fighter. Luckily, he's at heavyweight, where you can be really bad without anyone noticing.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

MURALI



I think a few people have noticed.

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Embedded 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NyM8U_8x-0

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


JT Money vs Dhiego Lima is the finalist fight for the TUF Finale show on Friday.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014


Shogun-OSP 2 set for September

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





Le Saboteur posted:

JT Money vs Dhiego Lima is the finalist fight for the TUF Finale show on Friday.

Hope he stays away from the casinos...

If I buy the PPV on Fightpass, do I get a replay of it at all? Or is it just for the live show?

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT MY SELF-PUBLISHED WARHAMMER FANFICTION AND MY KNIFE COLLECTION


Ratios and Tendency posted:

I think a few people have noticed.

Oh, yeah, but it took years. If you ever need evidence of how low the floor is at heavyweight, remember that Phil De Fries has a UFC win.


HAHA, what the gently caress.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.


Le Saboteur posted:

JT Money vs Dhiego Lima is the finalist fight for the TUF Finale show on Friday.
the should have subtitled this season 'TUF: gnarled schnozz' because half the cast has a hosed up muppet nose

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





https://streamable.com/zatgp

hyped

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013

No need to apologise when I am right, like usual.






Honestly, looking back at this makes me think this fight went on at least 10 seconds too long. Ronda was entirely hosed from the first flush shot.

Tsyni
Sep 1, 2004

I love you boy, One Pack, always.


Lipstick Apathy

I love Nunes and hope she can finish Shevchenko early, even if it doesn't feel likely.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Congratulations to Jon Jones on completing a year without crashing into anything or taking any drugs. For being such a good boy he is allowed to make Daniel Cormier cry again

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Triticum Guzzler posted:

Congratulations to Jon Jones on completing a year without crashing into anything or taking any drugs. For being such a good boy he is allowed to make Daniel Cormier cry again

Without getting caught doing those things. Even so, your second point still stands.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


Memento posted:

If I buy the PPV on Fightpass, do I get a replay of it at all? Or is it just for the live show?

you'll have access to the ppv for i wanna say 24 hours before you have to buy it again

pro tip: if you leave the browser window open and the ppv paused, that time can potentially be extended indefinitely

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Jerusalem posted:

Even so, your second point still stands.

Nah, fat guy who doesn't need PEDs vs skinny guy who needs cialis to retain his snowball king title.

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.


If you think Jon Jones is skinny even off PEDs you have some weirdo standards

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].



Triticum Guzzler posted:

Congratulations to Jon Jones on completing a year without crashing into anything or taking any drugs. For being such a good boy he is allowed to make Daniel Cormier cry again

Dana kidnapped the piss collector so he won't ruin it for Jon Jones like that meanie Mighty Mouse did for TJ.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003



Jon Jones is going to lose. He should do something to cancel the fight.

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freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009



Opal posted:

If you think Jon Jones is skinny even off PEDs you have some weirdo standards

that's exactly how he got the nickname "Jones"

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