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FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Lol Tito managed to bring up his dick pic at the UFC Legends Q&A.

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FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Yup, Sweet n Sassy's on the MMA Hour right now. The UFC was close on the money that Bellator offered, but he likes dealing with Scott Coker. He says Dana was always good to him, though. Weird.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Shadow225 posted:

What is the Fighter's Weekend Story? Is that where Cyborg had roid rage

A lot of stories came out of that weekend I guess. Cyborg scaring the Weedman and punching Magana, the drunk rep for Budweiser(?) giving a lovely speech, great financial advice presentation from athletes who make millions to fighters who make thousands, Reebok being tone deaf and giving fighters discount certificates for Reebok products, and Mike Perry pushed some punk bitch to the ground for dancing up on his girl during the Snoop Dogg concert.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Lungboy posted:

Has Browne been cut yet? Surely he can't have long left.

Dana said he should retire, sooooo...maybe he doesn't want to be in the Ronda Rousey's fiancé brain damage business anymore.

Sponsor talk: Mir said that even though he hasn't signed with another organization yet, he already has a couple sponsors whose money will cover his mortgage and car payments monthly. He also said that he's not interested in an exclusive contract unless a title's involved and he has a grappling match with motherfucking Chael Sonnen coming up.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Well poo poo, I figured the Rigg was more likely to be one of the dudes down in the water pulling giant catfish out of holes by hand.

Watch out for Conor's movement coach throwing fish at him if he ever has another Embedded Vlog.

FishBowlRobot fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Jul 16, 2017

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



BlindSite posted:

His was that he ordered liquid cialis from thailand. The explanation Joe Rogan spouts is that it's because in the same factory they mix roids and some was on the nozzle. Though to be fair to Joe Rogan I wouldn't call Jon Jones or Anderson Silva a liar. I'd say "yes sir that is definitely plausible". Ol Bones always says that they tested more of these dick pills and found trace roid-cover-stuff in them in varying amounts, but I don't think these lab tests or who conducted them were ever made public.

Also cocaine can make it hard to get a full raging diamond cutter, so I can definitely believe that he would use something to rise to the occasion. I definitely don't believe his explanation though.

I'm pretty sure Anderson Silvia acquired his magic liquid from "some guy" in his circle as well. I remember the NSAC asking him to be specific about who he got it from and the whole process of him literally spelling out the name for them. Between that and all the other shenanigans, it was a top tier NSAC hearing.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Do the fighters in the house have ED or are there dicks just too big to function without enhancement like Jon Jones? Does a random guy just ring the doorbell and throw various unmarked pills at them? The NSAC needs to know.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



TheCool69 posted:

If you need Something to be mad about, HBO is airing its story on Kadyrov and MMA tonight .

Mir, Werdum, Frankie, Weidman are some of the Fighters who have taken money from him .

Surely upstanding MMA managers such as Ali Abdel Aziz and Malki Kawa would not allow their clients to be soiled by such associations.

Edit: gently caress, beaten

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



According to Google, Shonen is anime/manga for pre-teen and adolescent boys. I didn't know young boys were into fighters who show little personality, fight boring 90% of the aish time, and vocally hinder their own promotional and financial growth.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



great big cardboard tube posted:

why do people talk about the poop story like its a negative instead of extremely good and cool :confused:

Story? As in singular? Weidman has told at least two poop stories and has more than he can remember I bet. You're right though, he should be the goon champion flying his poop banner high. Chris "The All Poomerican" Weidman. :patriot::nexus:

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



david carmichael posted:

I think rockhold beats bisping 1 time out of 2

Nice

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Do Jones and his brothers have the same steroid guy?

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006




Lol I want to just empty quote. Dom is the coolest dork, can't wait to hear him shut down MMA gloves, leg reach, and transferring your consciousness into a digital universe.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Flaskraven posted:

May I present you a very funny image:


Keep those lying poo poo lips off my zona Danaaaaa :argh:

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FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Triticum Guzzler posted:

Good news if you're as desperate to gently caress a Reebok baseball cap as it appears: you can buy one on line and if you ask nicely a fighter would probably give you their 50 percent discount code

If Conor ever defends a belt I will gently caress a hat.

(Not a legit toxx don't hold me to this mods)

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