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a dangerous thot
Dec 19, 2016
"thats mr today the second [to you]"
*pushed away*

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


But today the third

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
right on

chupacabron
Oct 30, 2004


Simply genius.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
An actual civil war probably would be people being abducted in the middle of the night by police and/or "private security" firms based on internet spying and then tortured, disappeared, and/or just appearing in prison one day with a big written confession and plea deal signed off by a judge. If there were some sort of organized opposition, then their acts of terror would be written off as lone wolf attackers through strict media control, with any dissenters in the media or otherwise swiftly written off as conspiracy theory cranks, banned from social media as "fake news", and possibly themselves disappeared or bad-jacketed with kiddie porn charges. It would be an invisible war, one entirely hidden from the eyes of normal people not clued in somehow. The only way you would know is if you accidentally said the wrong things and got targeted as a potential troublemaker. Then, your life would be ruined for no reason, like stepping on a digital land-mine.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

An actual civil war probably would be people being abducted in the middle of the night by police and/or "private security" firms based on internet spying and then tortured, disappeared, and/or just appearing in prison one day with a big written confession and plea deal signed off by a judge. If there were some sort of organized opposition, then their acts of terror would be written off as lone wolf attackers through strict media control, with any dissenters in the media or otherwise swiftly written off as conspiracy theory cranks, banned from social media as "fake news", and possibly themselves disappeared or bad-jacketed with kiddie porn charges. It would be an invisible war, one entirely hidden from the eyes of normal people not clued in somehow. The only way you would know is if you accidentally said the wrong things and got targeted as a potential troublemaker. Then, your life would be ruined for no reason, like stepping on a digital land-mine.

no

a dangerous thot
Dec 19, 2016
floored

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

An actual civil war probably would be people being abducted in the middle of the night by police and/or "private security" firms based on internet spying and then tortured, disappeared, and/or just appearing in prison one day with a big written confession and plea deal signed off by a judge. If there were some sort of organized opposition, then their acts of terror would be written off as lone wolf attackers through strict media control, with any dissenters in the media or otherwise swiftly written off as conspiracy theory cranks, banned from social media as "fake news", and possibly themselves disappeared or bad-jacketed with kiddie porn charges. It would be an invisible war, one entirely hidden from the eyes of normal people not clued in somehow. The only way you would know is if you accidentally said the wrong things and got targeted as a potential troublemaker. Then, your life would be ruined for no reason, like stepping on a digital land-mine.

have you been thinking about taking a trip to Damascus?

a dangerous thot
Dec 19, 2016
a great reminder and good advice

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
holy poo poo what's with the terrible new threads today

is there some sort of shitposting contest going on?

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The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
if all threads are terrible then they're also all great and that's relativity my good bitch

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