MLB gameday week 14: cubs more like ... cruds........

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R.D. Mangles posted:

oh no it's spelled kevan

-kevan smith, from the time he first speaks to the end of his life

I'll admit I kept quoting "Clerks" during every Smith AB at the Buehrle game.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 03:27

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:17

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Poor Kimbrel. Should've stuck with Dancin' Joe Kelly.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 04:27

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New swing time?

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 22:43

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

30, and it happened in the NLDS.

That series had a much more iconic thing to remember than something as paltry as a LoB record, though.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 21:01

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Now 14. Jaso and Schwarber better get some extra protection for Sunday's game.

E: Wait, Saturday. Dickshot was Game 2, wasn't it?

Pancakes fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Jul 7, 2017

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 21:05

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This game better bring back Chief Justice Junkball Pitcher.

Kirios posted:

Kyle Schwarber wishes he had Gattis' beefy lad game.

I think you misspelled "Luke Voit" there, buddy.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 20:10

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Kirios posted:

I feel like once the Astros rotation is healthy it should be Keuchel - McCullers - Morton - McHugh - Fiers.

Peacock has been better than expected as a fill-in for the rotation, but I feel he was much more effective out of the bullpen.

I'm really pumped for McHugh to be back. Don't get me wrong, the Astros have generally been rootable already. McHugh coming back though will probably have me actively tracking his starts though. He's easily my favorite non-Cardinal pitcher.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 20:17

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Paul DeJong may be this year's Cardinals Bullshit. Is his name goofy enough for the thread?

Also, Len and JD talking about how long Yadi and Waino have been together is kind of adorable. :allears:

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 20:22

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Oh hey, Albert hit another dinger. 5 away from Sosa, 8 from Thome.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 20:28

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Luke Voit is our new Beefy Lad.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 20:55

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Mike_V posted:

Ah, there it is. Random Tommy Pham injury.

Well, we were way past due already.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 21:14

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G-Hawk posted:

i actually came here to post this

I was thinking AlreadyDead.gif myself. Still, good lord Astros.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 21:22

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Hail a Satan, tied for second.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 21:45

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This half inning is taking forever but reminder, there is still A Thing going on at Coors through 6.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 22:09

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The White Sox saw Jon Lester and the Blue Jays today and went "Pfft, we can top both of those."

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 22:41

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Inspector_666 posted:

Why are the Rockies wearing Memorial Day uniforms today?

In memory of Jon Lester's dignity.

Also, gently caress the DH.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 22:49

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He's at what now, 118 pitches?

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 23:14

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Aw, man. That's too bad.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 23:19

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:17

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The cutaway to Freeland's mother visibly cursing is extremely my jam.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 23:23

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