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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*


On ESPN2 right now.

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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet


I ate two bratwurst yesterday.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004


Best part of the day

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

Nanananananana
I start humming and before I know it
I feel like crying, I don't feel like myself
This isn't like me at all
I love you so much

MOST DOMINANT ATHLETE OF THIS GENERATION



Vs

Guy that does a bunch of eating challenges on Youtube



And some other people. I think of them paints his face.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8



I am so dang ready to hear these intros

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8



Does Eater X still compete?

OrangeKing
Dec 4, 2002

They do play in October!


"Specializes in candy and pie events"

I like the idea that it takes specialization to eat M&Ms and rhubarb

Edit: GO LOCUST

OrangeKing fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Jul 4, 2017

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8



Oh god the old man is gonna die on stage

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbU_q_ILpM

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past


FREE KOBAYASHI.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

lmao

blast0rama
Aug 13, 2003

Tingly.




Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Does Eater X still compete?

According to what I read on Wikipedia, he retired last year, saying he can only do dumb things so long. Really.

OrangeKing
Dec 4, 2002

They do play in October!


Fake chews.

Fake chews.

Anyway, that's a lot of hot dogs

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8



Whoa Chestnut on an incredible pace out of the gate

OrangeKing
Dec 4, 2002

They do play in October!


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Whoa Chestnut on an incredible pace out of the gate

"Like a tremendous machine!"

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8



Lil Yachty was just 9 years old!

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

who is this loving dweeb on commentary

OrangeKing
Dec 4, 2002

They do play in October!


Cincotti is pushing Chestnut, you like to see that level of competition in a prestigious event like this one

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8



corn on the cop posted:

who is this loving dweeb on commentary

Joey is beloved here, like Justin Trudeau at a women's march

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8



72 hot dogs and buns

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

corn on the cop fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Jul 4, 2017

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND RANGERS HAT


Fun Shoe


should be the background of sas

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.


this doesn't really take into account his intangibles though

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

What's his career WAR (wursts above replacement)?

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