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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > Hot Dog Eating Contest 2017 GDT
 
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 I am so dang ready to hear these intros

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Does Eater X still compete?

* # ¿ Jul 4, 2017 17:31
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Oh god the old man is gonna die on stage

* # ¿ Jul 4, 2017 17:35
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Whoa Chestnut on an incredible pace out of the gate

* # ¿ Jul 4, 2017 17:50
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Lil Yachty was just 9 years old!

* # ¿ Jul 4, 2017 17:52
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

corn on the cop posted:

who is this loving dweeb on commentary

Joey is beloved here, like Justin Trudeau at a women's march

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 72 hot dogs and buns

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