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CNN doxed katy perry so she joined the space corps heil trump they said to her at 0.5c towards jupiter "woe is me" said all the goons "hit this, shim" said EBB, "and SMDFTB" deathy did ya gently caress ya roommate I said deathy did ya gently caress ya rooooommate deathy did ya gently caress ya roommate deathy did ya gently caress ya roommate ask deathy if he hosed his roommate
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deathy did you hosed your roommate
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Jul 6, 2017 03:15
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Mike-o posted:deathy did you hosed your roommate
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Jul 6, 2017 03:31
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pls dunt raep
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Jul 6, 2017 03:40
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Mmm. Katy Perry.
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Jul 6, 2017 03:51
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Jul 6, 2017 03:55
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Jul 6, 2017 03:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kas6akz1jWU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlujizeNNQM
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Jul 6, 2017 04:02
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Ok fine I'll play that game https://youtu.be/-nC5TBv3sfU
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Jul 6, 2017 04:20
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This 'classy' airport bar has played glitch mob and some of the new tron soundtrack. My perfect recommendation for ambient music
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Jul 6, 2017 04:25
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I didn't intend to get drunk but I had a small glass of the wine I'm using to cook with and im pretty buzzed
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Jul 6, 2017 05:44
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I didn't mean to get drunk but officer I swear the hooker was already dead when I got to my hotel room
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Jul 6, 2017 05:51
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if i wanted to be sober i wouldn't have started drinking
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Jul 6, 2017 06:25
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hey that cop was dead when i got here
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Jul 6, 2017 06:44
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Look, I already told you that I don't know how they got into my basement or how long they've been there. I never go down there because of the spiders.
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Jul 6, 2017 06:57
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tastefully arranged labia posted:hey that cop was dead when i got here Likely story, TASTEFULLY ARRANGED LABIA 🤔
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Jul 6, 2017 07:34
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if you're a real pro, every thread is a drunk thread if you just try hard enough
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Jul 6, 2017 08:00
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stayed up late drinking wine and braising lamb
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Jul 6, 2017 09:37
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Am I banned from this thread?
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Jul 6, 2017 09:42
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Two Finger posted:Am I banned from this thread? No?
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Jul 6, 2017 11:39
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He's sober
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http://tindeck.com/listen/tgax
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Jul 6, 2017 21:06
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Syrian Lannister posted:He's sober And hopefully he stays that way 
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Jul 6, 2017 22:19
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Mike-o posted:deathy did you hosed your roommate :bigtran:
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Jul 7, 2017 04:03
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:And hopefully he stays that way Working hard at it sir Be two years in November
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Jul 7, 2017 12:32
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Nice.
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Jul 7, 2017 15:21
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Deathy McDeath posted::bigtran: i'll take that as a yes
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Jul 8, 2017 07:18
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Two Finger posted:Working hard at it sir  I'm drunk as gently caress
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Jul 8, 2017 08:29
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I'm punch drunk does that count? Gotten 9 hrs of sleep in the last 48 so I'm shot
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Jul 8, 2017 09:01
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Mike-o posted:deathy did you hosed your roommate
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Jul 8, 2017 12:53
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An this thread please be no rules gently caress authority goatse land?
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Jul 8, 2017 12:54
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Yes? Cool thanks.
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Jul 8, 2017 12:55
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Deathy macdeath is your roommate a guy No homo, was just wondering that's all
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Jul 8, 2017 13:11
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Drunk thread returns just in time for my week on call, when I can't drink.
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Jul 9, 2017 00:50
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theres already a drunk thread tho 
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Jul 9, 2017 02:54
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Suicide Watch posted:Deathy macdeath is your roommate a guy They're two girls
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Center stage: Door to living room opens, deathy walks in. DEATHY: hello, new roommates ladies! I am your new roommate. My name is Buck, and I'm here to f--whoaaaa! DEATHY SLIPS ON A BANANA PEEL [PLAY SLIDE WHISTLE] *THE NEXT DAY* Center stage: ladies eating in their bathrobes. Deathy walks in, groggy. DEATHY: Why good morning ladies. Off to an early morning I see. I hope you both enjoyed last night as much as I did? LISA: What are you talking about? Oh my gosh- ANN: Haha, Lisa! That's what he was talking about in that dream! Lisa: You silly man. You fell asleep on the couch after insisting we watch your 5 favorite episodes of Big Bang Theory. We left you there! DEATHY: At least I'm dreaming about something besides Afghanistan, finally. [PLAY SLIDE WHISTLE] [CREDITS]
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