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Zeris posted:Center stage: Door to living room opens, deathy walks in. 
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It is night. The lights are off in the apartment. DEATHY shuffles out of his bedroom, yawns, and walks down the hall toward the bathroom. DEATHY OPENS DOOR TO BATHROOM The door opens and DEATHY finds himself face-to-face with STRANGE MAN. STRANGE MAN: Hello? DEATHY: Holy...! DEATHY STRIKES AT STRANGE MAN STRANGE MAN COLLAPSES TO FLOOR AND HITS HEAD ON TOILET The commotion draws attention and LISA, disheveled, enters the bathroom in a fluster. LISA: Mark? What happened? DEATHY: I think he's fallen for you. Cut to camera facing DEATHY, looking sheepishly at LISA. [PLAY RIMSHOT]
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Jul 9, 2017 06:36
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Zeris posted:DEATHY: At least I'm dreaming about something besides Afghanistan, finally. 
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Jul 9, 2017 06:42
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It's like a modern day version of that Hitler sitcom they made that one time. Edit: There we go, found it. A Bad Poster fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Jul 9, 2017 |
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Jul 9, 2017 06:52
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A Bad Poster posted:It's like a modern day version of that Hitler sitcom they made that one time. They rebooted it last year.
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Jul 9, 2017 06:56
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Lisa: Deathy your weiner... [slide whistle UP] Lisa: ...is just too small! [slide whistle DOWN]
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Jul 9, 2017 20:51
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Deathy McDeath posted:Lisa: Deathy your weiner... Death: Lisa, turn the light on! That's my big toe! Lisa: Oh Ann, you better get off the other one then! Ann: I really put the foot in my mouth this time! Deathy: don't you mean... Lisa: Look at the bright side, you won't have to search for a dirty sock!
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Jul 9, 2017 21:24
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As a human being who works at a Navy Shipyard, I hate most of my coworkers. They're the most braindead morons I've met in the state of Maine and that's saying something. Bigoted pieces of poo poo who I'd sooner brain with a pipe wrench than work with, especially after my boyfriend was fired for being openly gay there. The only reason I get left alone is because people think I'm going to pull a falling down on them someday. It's loving infuriating. I want to jump ship to BAE systems or another navy branch, but gently caress these dudes. Hicks with only a high school diploma in Maine can suck my dick and if they keep making gay jokes I'm going to start calling them out on it, not that it'll do any good. I love the work I do, but I hate most people I work with a burning passion. I need more beer.
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Jul 9, 2017 21:48
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Pine Cone Jones posted:As a human being who works at a Navy Shipyard, I hate most of my coworkers. They're the most braindead morons I've met in the state of Maine and that's saying something. Bigoted pieces of poo poo who I'd sooner brain with a pipe wrench than work with, especially after my boyfriend was fired for being openly gay there. The only reason I get left alone is because people think I'm going to pull a falling down on them someday. It's loving infuriating. I want to jump ship to BAE systems or another navy branch, but gently caress these dudes. Hicks with only a high school diploma in Maine can suck my dick and if they keep making gay jokes I'm going to start calling them out on it, not that it'll do any good. Happy Sunday!
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Jul 9, 2017 22:14
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Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
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Jul 9, 2017 22:20
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Pine Cone Jones posted:As a human being who works at a Navy Shipyard, I hate most of my coworkers. They're the most braindead morons I've met in the state of Maine and that's saying something. Bigoted pieces of poo poo who I'd sooner brain with a pipe wrench than work with, especially after my boyfriend was fired for being openly gay there. The only reason I get left alone is because people think I'm going to pull a falling down on them someday. It's loving infuriating. I want to jump ship to BAE systems or another navy branch, but gently caress these dudes. Hicks with only a high school diploma in Maine can suck my dick and if they keep making gay jokes I'm going to start calling them out on it, not that it'll do any good. Lawsuits, son. Set yourself up for never having to work again.
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Force de Fappe posted:Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
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Force de Fappe posted:Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them. Don't get caught
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That's enough Catcher In the Rye for today folks. Let's get back to spec scripts for Deathy And Friends.
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Zeris posted:That's enough Catcher In the Rye for today folks. Let's get back to spec scripts for Deathy And Friends. Oh, just recycle scripts from Three's Company and call it a day. Sheesh.
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Jul 10, 2017 01:30
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McNally posted:Oh, just recycle scripts from Three's Company and call it a day. Sheesh. Can't you, like, take a break from being such a downer once in a while!?
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Let me know if I'm ever close to busting my quota of deliberately insensitive jokes.
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Jul 10, 2017 02:27
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Pine Cone Jones posted:As a human being who works at a Navy Shipyard, I hate most of my coworkers. They're the most braindead morons I've met in the state of Maine and that's saying something. Bigoted pieces of poo poo who I'd sooner brain with a pipe wrench than work with, especially after my boyfriend was fired for being openly gay there. The only reason I get left alone is because people think I'm going to pull a falling down on them someday. It's loving infuriating. I want to jump ship to BAE systems or another navy branch, but gently caress these dudes. Hicks with only a high school diploma in Maine can suck my dick and if they keep making gay jokes I'm going to start calling them out on it, not that it'll do any good. You can always start a fire in one of the boats you're working on
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Jul 10, 2017 02:30
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Zeris posted:Let me know if I'm ever close to busting my quota of deliberately insensitive jokes. I'll only call you out on it when they stop being funny.
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Jul 10, 2017 02:48
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deathy: actually...err ive been turned gay by the decadent ny lifestyle. disgusting new york hipster sluts: lol lets get brunch! all jump for hive five. freeze frame when hands touch. scene ends. landa del rey plays as credits roll
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Wendy? Yes Lisa Is the water warm enough? Yes Lisa Shall we begin? Yes Lisa
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disgusting new york hipster sluts
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Saturday, 9:35 AM Lisa: Deathy, I wanted to enjoy some cantelope with breakfast but I noticed there was a hole in it. Deathy: Must have been a hungry snake. He probably went in and out a few times. All: Oh, Deathy! Canned laughter and applause
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Jul 10, 2017 03:49
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:all jump for hive five. freeze frame when tips touch. Fixed.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOZkIH8Zsq0
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All this sitcom-esque talk reminded me of Too Many Cooks and now I can't get the song out of my head.
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Jul 10, 2017 04:37
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Mike-o posted:All this sitcom-esque talk reminded me of Too Many Cooks and now I can't get the song out of my head. Thanks for this.
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Suicide Watch posted:You can always start a fire in one of the boats you're working on Nah, I'll pass on that. The inanimate objects here haven't done anything. Setting fire to seagulls would be sweet though.
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I never saw the original too many cooks and had only seen the 2016 election one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8
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*sitting at table* *all staring blankly at each other* lena dunham-esque roommate: i've got a uti lena dunham-esque roommate that doesnt shave her pussy or armpits: same deathy: *jumps to feet* yassss qweeennnss sllaaayyy (said with vigor) *freeze frame* 7 minute version of reflektor plays as credits roll
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Jul 10, 2017 21:33
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zeris can you ban people for posting about politics or their sad sack lives in here
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I can ban anyone for anything
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Jul 10, 2017 22:10
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can u ban somebody who has already been banned
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also can you ban grover for my entertainment
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Jul 10, 2017 22:20
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tastefully arranged labia posted:also can you ban grover for my entertainment
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Yhyuy A fitting pocket post. mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jul 10, 2017 |
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Jul 10, 2017 22:44
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Zeris posted:I can ban anyone for anything Can you commit seppuku?
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Zeris posted:I can ban anyone for anything im going to find you and eat your rear end for this childish pedantry.
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