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FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009


does the netflix castlevania count as an*me?

because it's sick

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

vains posted:

im going to find you and eat your rear end for this childish pedantry.

I'm v v pro-rear end eating

vains
May 26, 2004


rear end eating is in.

vains
May 26, 2004


*darkened apartment* *rustling from behind the couch* *hairy hipster and otherwise disgusting hipster burst in holding dildos and bongs as improvised melee weapons* *lights flick on*

*deathy's head pops up*

disgusting hipster: deathy you scared us

deathy: sorry i was eating rear end. *holds up ham sandwich*

hipster roommates: (in unison) oh deathy

*close up on roommates rolling eyes* *freeze frame*

lust for life plays as credits roll

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I'm the extra mayo on the sandwich

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009


That a spicy special or a Lewinsky?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


vains posted:

im going to find you and eat your rear end for this childish pedantry.

Is this a threat or a date?

vains
May 26, 2004


Godholio posted:

Is this a threat or a date?

bring that ginger jelly to philly and it can be both.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Zeris posted:

I'm the extra mayo on the sandwich

I'm the spicy brown mustard.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

THERE WILL BE REPERCUSSIONS! NOTHING CAN EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!


So, the worlds going to hell and the Twin Cities are gonna get turbo hosed by a motherfucker of a storm.

Anyone else watching M*A*S*H right now?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.



BigDave posted:

So, the worlds going to hell and the Twin Cities are gonna get turbo hosed by a motherfucker of a storm.

Anyone else watching M*A*S*H right now?

I'm jealous. Seattle never gets good thunderstorms. Only thing I really miss about the midwest/southeast. Then I checked the weather where I'm from and it's going to be 100°+ for the next week or so, and don't feel too bad anymore.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Chicago and northern burbs getting hammered currently.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Syrian Lannister posted:

Chicago and northern burbs getting hammered currently.

I slept like a baby hearing the thunder batter the city.

Waffle House
Oct 26, 2004

beep beEP BEEP

yo im a civvy can I join da fwiggin space corpse

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011
Chelsea Manning is a goddamned HERO


Service guarantees citizenship

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Waffle House posted:

yo im a civvy can I join da fwiggin space corpse

Join it now, it's basically AF Space Command.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

THERE WILL BE REPERCUSSIONS! NOTHING CAN EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!


Godholio posted:

Join it now, it's basically AF Space Command.

I'm a Mormon fundamentalist who doesn't understand sexual consent, can I join?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002

~c u at the crossroads~


Slippery Tilde

BigDave posted:

I'm a Mormon fundamentalist who doesn't understand sexual consent, can I join?

son you'll make it to the top

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


BigDave posted:

I'm a Mormon fundamentalist who doesn't understand sexual consent, can I join?

You could be a wing commander.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



Pho is the best

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Impromptu korean bbq and soju owns.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene


All Korean BBQ and soju owns. It is a god-tier dining experience

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009


I get a text from my friend asking if I want to participate in a spit roast tomorrow, but then he tells me he sent that to the wrong recipient. Rude!

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene


Suicide Watch posted:

I get a text from my friend asking if I want to participate in a spit roast tomorrow, but then he tells me he sent that to the wrong recipient. Rude!

Which kind of spit roast is this? Wouldn't there be enough food to accommodate 1 extra person?

Show up and ruin the whole thing to teach your friend a lesson about etiquette

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Show up anyways and make it an airtight affair.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Invite another friend and go for the holy DVDA

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

https://twitter.com/copcemetery/sta...148633095176192

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



Give me a sixer I just ate some shrooms.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Give me a sixer I just ate some shrooms.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Shim noooo

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


God drat it you robbed us of some great trip posting

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009


Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Give me a sixer I just ate some shrooms.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

open notepad and put all your replies and posts in there with no context and post them here when your sixer wears off

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Kawasaki Nun posted:

All Korean BBQ and soju owns. It is a god-tier dining experience

I want to do this again, but without actually having to drive back home.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013




And I thought I was doing him a solid.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011
Chelsea Manning is a goddamned HERO


Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Give me a sixer I just ate some shrooms.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Put it on travel channel and watch ghost bullshit.

But realistically, if you're not outside rolling in the grass or just chilling in a lawn chair internally debating the political aspirations of squirrels among the rodent community, you're wasting the shrooms. Go outside and just exist for the next seven hours.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:



And I thought I was doing him a solid.



You were, we're just sad about it

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Mind = blown

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002

~c u at the crossroads~


Slippery Tilde

lmao god drat

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014



LtCol J. Krusinski posted:



And I thought I was doing him a solid.



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