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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

JFK got fed up and have her a piece of his mind

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

tastefully arranged labia posted:

JFK got fed up and have her a piece of his mind

Lol

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
JFK was such a gun nut that he could give you the ballistics of 6.5x52 mm off the top of his head.

thetechnoloser
Feb 11, 2003

Say hello to post-apocalyptic fun!
Grimey Drawer
o hai what is this place herrow

thetechnoloser
Feb 11, 2003

Say hello to post-apocalyptic fun!
Grimey Drawer
Do you know what JFK Jr misses most about Martha's Vineyard?

The end of the runway.

thetechnoloser
Feb 11, 2003

Say hello to post-apocalyptic fun!
Grimey Drawer
JFK Jr and his wife get ready to go on vacation, they're about to head out the door---

Carolyn says "wait, honey, I have to take a shower before we leave!"

JFK Jr replies, "Don't worry honey, we'll wash up on shore."

thetechnoloser
Feb 11, 2003

Say hello to post-apocalyptic fun!
Grimey Drawer

thetechnoloser fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Jul 16, 2017

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

JFK visited Texas and it blew his mind.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Some have said Marilyn Monroe made JFK blow his load like none other but I beg to differ.

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
This thread does not have any boobs.

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/qOWTXlw.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/obsY7eU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4X5jOuQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ziGj8fL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/sLwocdg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1m3mteN.jpg

Fake redhead, legit cans
https://i.imgur.com/cJgBuE3.jpg

I've heard the phrase "I miss bush" uttered on these here forums recently.
http://i.imgur.com/jB6CX8k.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SfSAOyr.jpg
:nws:

This thread now has boobs.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
https://www.coldwellbankerhomes.com/az/concho/669-county-road-8235-stanford/pid_18337473/

Holy moly

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
If it wasn't wallpapered with magazine cutouts it would be pretty salvageable. Offer $100k, hire a contractor to strip the walls of cat poo poo, and it might turn out to be a nice place.

My two cats would appreciate some of that poo poo built for them, like the walkway beams and high shelves. But you'd need to pretty much gut that place with a light coat of fire before anyone will buy it. Also, Arizona. Not exactly a selling point.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

in 2000 years china is going to have the coolest museums about our hosed up empire


http://i.imgur.com/PiNkDD7.mp4

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a7DKQNe_460sv.mp4

Zeris fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Jul 17, 2017

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Trip report for drinking a whole Bota Box on a monday: Pretty sweet!

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Trip report for drinking a whole Bota Box on a monday: Pretty sweet!

are you a single 40 year old real estate lady

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

are you a single 40 year old real estate lady

drat dude you sound mad envious of me and my bota-box

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

it goes great with a pint of ben and jerrys and lonely, tearful masturbation to a shirtless firefighter calendar

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
The gently caress is a bota box? Sounds like bad pussy.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

it goes great with a pint of ben and jerrys and lonely, tearful masturbation to a shirtless firefighter calendar

If you say so.


Shim a bota box is 3 liters of wine in a box. It's P.sweet, and you don't have to jack it to firefighters to enjoy it

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Post some hosed up poo poo, bitch

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
my brain hurts so bad thinking about drinking a whole box of wine.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Lmbo

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

Last time I indulged in Bota Box wine I woke up the next day with a nasty headache and my kidneys hurt like hell. I'm pretty sure they're using polonium or something as pesticide for their grapes.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?
Wine hangovers are almost as bad as getting hammered off any kind of girly malt liquor poo poo like Mike's or Smirnoff Ice, the insane sugar content skullfucks you the next morning so bad. It's like the ghost of Wilford Brimley raped your soul and used your brain as a basketball.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Is this still the drunk thread?!

Its the end of Western Civilization as we know it AND I FEEL FINE.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe
I was drunk as gently caress last night at Radio City in NYC. Headliner was Dave Chappelle. Some dude opened, and then Judd Apatow came on and killed it for 15. Then the other dude from Chapelle Show came on and did 15 or 25. Then Chappelle came on and killed it for an hour. poo poo was loving hilarious.


Some drunk white oval office in her 40s came out yelling at her embarrassed looking husband saying it was too political hahahahahaha

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
https://giant.gfycat.com/NearUntriedArrowcrab.webm

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Of COURSE it's the gathering of the juggalos

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Juggalo or not that guy rules

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I hope mad max 2 is in the US south

(everyone has probably already seen this)

war boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNZuDQU-cCI&t=459s

girl definitely not on meth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNZuDQU-cCI&t=400s

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Those Alison Brie boobies are real good.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Diarrhea Elemental posted:

Wine hangovers are almost as bad as getting hammered off any kind of girly malt liquor poo poo like Mike's or Smirnoff Ice, the insane sugar content skullfucks you the next morning so bad. It's like the ghost of Wilford Brimley raped your soul and used your brain as a basketball.

Hahaha..

I crush a bottle of wine 7 days a week and have never been detoured or waylaid in my duties as BRINGER OF CHAINS on the following miserable mornings.

If you hate yourself and everyone else enough, hangovers get lost in the constant droning noise that is existence.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Reverand maynard posted:

He's an ex marine cop

I'd rather be an ex marine than an idiot bitch in perpetuity.

jk no such thing as "ex" Marines-with-a-capital-M.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

cowboy elvis posted:

Those Alison Brie boobies are real good.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

cowboy elvis posted:

Those Alison Brie boobies are real good.

Where's this happening

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Where's this happening

Zeris nixed the link being here until we know if it was a hack or not. And to be fair they look like they are personal, since she has a happy birthday message in a few of them.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Where's this happening

apparently it was a hack/leak so they were removed.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
It ain't my birthday but I sure am happy.

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Ah I was thinking it was for a roll. I think she got topless in that Netflix show right?

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