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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
why am I having a double bock for breakfast


oh, right, because I can

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I swear to God I'm gonna pitch this to Disney if I ever get the chance.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Naked Bear posted:

don't click this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XBWZI6f-38

what the gently caress, over :suicide:

and here I thought that her pissing herself in the middle of a concert was the lowest point of her career :stonk:

seriously that was such a butchery they needed to get a biohazard crew out there to mop up the blood

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I'm sorry, what now

:nws:? https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-truth-behind-fergies-iconic-piss-picture

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Mr. Nice! posted:

Everyone’s favorite pittsburgh troll (tori_cmos aka pittsburgh fentanyl cloud) has said that pcos bill is a frequenter of the pittsburgh reddit and he complains that its hard to ride a motorcycle weighing over 300 lbs.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Mr. Nice! posted:

It’s him. He apparently doxxed tori and tried to point out his pittsburgh posts on SA. :lol:

oh Jesus I have to go off and find a corner to giggle myself to death in

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I want a late 80s cheesewedge sports car no matter how bad of an idea that is.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Tell me why I shouldn't tweet pictures of William Tecumseh Sherman to obnoxious southern racists aside from the fact it's a waste of time.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Anyone else been day drinking because holy poo poo concentration camps for children?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I haven't been to Kitty Hawk since the early 90s so I can't imagine what it looks like now :(

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

There's a part of me that kinda wants this to be funded so I can do an LP of this idiocy.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
this is the only flavored vodka a man should ever need

you're welcome

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

not caring here posted:

No joke that stuff is amazing but it is some serious poo poo for serious drinkers.

and? this is the GiP drunk thread

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Zubrowka is downright gentle compared to some of what I've drunk, especially with a full meal of Polish stew and rye bread

then again I spent a year or so drinking Sierra tequila because it was the only thing I could afford as an American grad student in England (it turns out Polish girls there love Americans because we don't hate the Polish immigrants like the locals do)

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Aug 22, 2018

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
my ears are blown out from seeing Snoop Dogg at a nightclub venue

I regret nothing except not doing this twenty years ago

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMkdvY2Z2Xk

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Slim Pickens posted:

The used Bentley and Maserati markets are poppin, as evidenced by the Continental parked in front of a house that's obviously being rented to 5 or 6 dudes

I saw a middle-aged severely basic white woman pull into an In n' Out parking lot in a Maserati today.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

LongDarkNight posted:

If you challenge a cop to mutual combat he has to say yes, right?

Only if he tells you he's a cop first.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

So, where do I send my marriage proposal?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Scotch.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Burning Beard posted:

https://digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/briony172568?fbclid=IwAR0MWRRNsUHPd5r51AH6zkRjqG_gYzz7PHatoOo5Ogyg9VFSd9ei0gzPf3s

Oh gently caress yes she does. Just make sure to check the "Ship the cookies" option because while I love you folks I'm not driving around the country to deliver cookies.

S'mores are loving awesome frozen. Just a head's up.

I just ordered $30+ worth of Girl Scout cookies. Godspeed Briony :911:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
My car's brakes apparently decided to destroy themselves over the course of the year so I'm out $1000. gently caress rear end bitch motherfuck

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Slim Pickens posted:

$1000 for calipers, rotors and brake pads? Must be somethin' fancy

It's just a Volvo, but it was break pads and a control arm.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I loving love tequila.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_TB6onHVE

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Military Special 4 Year

Barton Distillery (Sazerac)
80 proof
$9 at Army/Air Force Exchange Service Class VI (liquor store)

Color: Light, golden amber.

Nose: Light on the nose. Sweet vanilla, candy apples, corn.

Tasting notes: Vanilla, some oak, black pepper, cinnamon, cherry.

Overall: C-. Military Special is a unique bottle in my collection. It's actually not that bad. Barton ages it for four years which gives it some complexity, but at 80 proof, it is exceptionally thin. It falls apart in your mouth and the finish is super dry and quick. However, at $9, a liter of Military Special Kentucky Straight Bourbon is a better deal than a pint of beer in New York City. Hooah.

Peer Review:

Bourbon Enthusiast

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Recently rediscovered Military Special Vodka at a local Air Nat’l Air Guard base I hadn’t visited in 20+ years. Of course I paid a lower price than at my usual Liquor store. Very surprized at the quality, smoothness and taste of this Vodka compared to the usual brands I buy (Nickoai, Barton’s) Tried a shot of MSV at room temp and was very pleased with the tripled distilled product. Will go back for more . . .
I’m a long time Vodka drinker with a fresh squeeze of lime, and a local brand of Tonic Water.
This is something I could drink on the rocks . . .

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Irish coffee is such an ideal writer's drink it's ridiculous I didn't realize it sooner

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

LongDarkNight posted:

It's beautiful, like goatse. Every time you look at you find a new detail.

"redheads"

goddamn the NSA must have a gigantic file on me

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
BRB forming a band called "Garbage Market Beef".

EDIT: Holy poo poo that list dates from 1999 at the latest.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Tie-fighter

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

just go to pornhub you weird creepy boomer wannabes this isn't 1986

rear end and titties aren't strictly rationed and you don't have to watch the local weather to see them

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

beanieson posted:

Ozzy man just makes me laugh guy, you don’t have to touch yourself to every video on the internet

well I just assumed because it was a video about some TV newswoman by some random dude, like 99.9999999999999944% of the time I'd be correct

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
ow my sticky wickets

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
prolly gonna have a hangover tomorrow yikes

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Naked Bear posted:

Man, I want a bottle of not-actually-radioactive radioactive booze.

Pretty much everything is radioactive over a sufficiently long timespan.

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