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I'm punch drunk does that count? Gotten 9 hrs of sleep in the last 48 so I'm shot
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I was drunk as gently caress last night at Radio City in NYC. Headliner was Dave Chappelle. Some dude opened, and then Judd Apatow came on and killed it for 15. Then the other dude from Chapelle Show came on and did 15 or 25. Then Chappelle came on and killed it for an hour. poo poo was loving hilarious. Some drunk white oval office in her 40s came out yelling at her embarrassed looking husband saying it was too political hahahahahaha
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Aug 2, 2017 17:36
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Dec 25, 2017 00:12
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I just drank a bottle and a half of wine after working two doubles with only 4 hours of sleep in between the 18 hour shifts. Y'all motherfuckers should watch the toys that made us on Netflix, talking about GI Joes. poo poo brought back a lot of good memories of growing up in the 80s and 90s.
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Jan 13, 2018 14:59
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Hahahahaha that kid rules
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Mar 13, 2018 13:46
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Where in Long Island are you Deathy?
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May 6, 2018 04:32
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Nice I was in Riverhead, now closer to Nassau.
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May 6, 2018 04:55
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:i had a buddy who was trying to gain weight to get swole I did that and just got fatter
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Feb 17, 2019 05:26
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Stultus Maximus posted:You have to also exercise. gently caress
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Feb 18, 2019 03:24
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That sweet, sweet competitive edge when applying for federal jobs? GI Bill? Security clearance when applying for contractor or federal jobs? Those sweet disability checks for your black lung disease from the burn pits? Idk
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Mar 5, 2019 19:06
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Yeah. I work with a crazy rear end in a top hat who believes in Qanon bullshit and pretty much exclusively gets her news from conspiracy theory Youtube channels. If I could report her, I would.
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Apr 4, 2019 23:05
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McNally posted:Gotta give credit where it's due, it's impressive they were able to kill ~1000% of the then-world's population. If we count the amount of sperm each of them had in their testes, it'd be trillions!
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Apr 5, 2019 15:44
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D'ya like Baileys?
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Apr 6, 2019 03:50
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Only with Old Gregg I got all things that are good! PS AT A WEDDING AND DRUNK RIGHT NOW FEELING GOOD EXCEPT GF IS BUGGING THE FUCJ OUT OF ME
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Apr 7, 2019 00:28
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:I have drank a few bottles of baileys served on the rocks. Gets you fat and drunk. Excellent experience. A+ would try again. Can confirm.
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Apr 7, 2019 00:28
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Count cards, wear a hoodie and hat and make random moves, twitches, and facial expressions at random times so no one knows your tells.
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Apr 12, 2019 17:44
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How bad we talking here dude?
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May 5, 2019 21:38
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Nice and hot piss posted:The hero we need and deserve It's hilarious... until you realize he put his life and the lives of everyone on the road in grave danger. loving idiot could've killed someone very easily.
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Jun 29, 2019 05:56
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Technically..... yes.
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Jun 29, 2019 06:00
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Then get the gently caress out of the drunk thread you loving cop Wish you werent so loving awkward, bud.
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Jun 30, 2019 14:32
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Lmao
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Jul 8, 2019 15:38
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I like that guy's style and philosophy.
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Jul 9, 2019 16:01
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At least on the Awful app I thought the draft was specific to the thread.
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Aug 4, 2019 19:53
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FrozenVent posted:Black flag was a great pirate game with some weird conspiracy poo poo tacked on. Yeah. I loved both Black Flag and Rogue. Such great soundtracks and the shanties were amazing.
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Aug 27, 2019 22:02
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holocaust bloopers posted:I really enjoyed AC Syndicate. Like a lot. It's a really fun game 
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Sep 8, 2019 11:46
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Force de Fappe posted:Update: still nothing Exlax, Dulcolax, or go to a doctor. Stat.
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Nov 28, 2019 12:55
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Gwamp posted:Ha, I got out that year too! Another ancient bastard like myself. gently caress i am old! Gwampaw
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Dec 23, 2019 05:00
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Didn't some of that poo poo come with black mold and wasn't it horrendously built?
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Jan 10, 2020 02:14
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I want one. I also want to buy up a used Humvee and supe it up, but that's just the idiot in me .
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Jan 10, 2020 04:58
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If you're able to take the time off to do it yourself, doing poo poo like drywall replacement and painting can save you a chunk of change. Also helps if you know people that do general contracting, or electrical, or plumbing stuff. Angie's List is only so reliable, and going by word of mouth is iffy as poo poo. There are YouTube tutorials for basically everything you need to know. Do the basic poo poo yourself if you have the time, patience, and ability to learn. Helps if you have friends or family that own nice tools already. My buddy tried to do poo poo on the cheap, but basically paid twice what he should've. He went with one guy because the rear end in a top hat undercut almost all of the competition, then did a little bit of the work, and disappeared. Turns out he did the same thing to a bunch of other people and skipped out of state with around $300k.
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Jan 18, 2020 19:55
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Fallom posted:Major plumbing work is super expensive but those issues should be pretty rare. The majority of plumbing issues in a home are leaky faucets and hoses, which are super easy and cheap to fix. Sometimes people get burned by sewer pipes breaking but the fixes last decades. I was told if you need to get a new sewer system, to always buy bigger/wider pipes than you need, and a bigger septic tank than you need. Like, if you've got a four person family, pay the extra money now (if you can) for a 6-8 person septic tank. It'll last you longer, and is less likely to back up on you.
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Jan 18, 2020 20:59
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I don't know if it's an option for you, but sometimes the extended warranties for AC units and/or boilers are worth it to buy if they're decent plans that cover pretty much everything.
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Jan 19, 2020 06:49
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:5 nights inpatient mental health did a fair deal of good. Back on meds again. Mom's out to babysit me for a few more days, make sure I establish a routine for meds, she's been watching Frank and Beans. This past week has convinced me that I should start to look at individual unemployability through the VA. The anxiety overrides everything when I work, turns to anger, and I wind up pissing people off that ends in firing my idiot rear end or me just walking off with my middle fingers up. Hey man, we all have our struggles. I'm really sorry for what you're going through, but I'm glad you got the help you needed.
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Mar 10, 2020 05:19
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Wasabi the J posted:gently caress man right? For real.
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Mar 16, 2020 17:12
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Alabama. Leading the nation in... Incest, probably.
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Mar 19, 2020 04:09
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Distilleries around the country are doing that. It's awesome.
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Mar 26, 2020 15:33
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ded posted:My wife just bought 6 of these I need this in my life. gently caress
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May 12, 2020 07:38
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nullscan posted:Developer quite a track record in Hawaii of showing up with a 2l of fanta and sone bottles of soju and getting blasted to the point the commander had to cut me off. Cat go much cheaper. Try fanta or any orange soda with black cherry rum. It's loving amazing.
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Jun 19, 2020 02:29
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Been listening to a lot of Gangstagrass lately. This song is loving awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUKDYHWAKnY So are their oldest stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxsOat2lEu0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyCrgQdXUb4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV5AbVpLI8E Bored As Fuck fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Aug 20, 2020 |
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I miss going out and getting drunk listening to good live music.
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